One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cruz?

Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz will always, Always, ALWAYS fight to allow Y’all Qaeda to discriminate against the ‘mos.

19 Kids and Counting, Eh?

BOMBSHELL DUGGAR POLICE REPORT: JIM BOB DUGGAR DIDN’T REPORT SON JOSH’S ALLEGED SEX OFFENSES FOR MORE THAN A YEAR

First off, there is nothing funny about child molestation, incest, or apparently Duggar Family Values. But SWEET BABY JEEBUS, the most sanctimonious people in public life, the Duggars, kept their son, a confessed child molester (5 victims, and some of his victims are his sisters?!) safe in their house WITH HIS VICTIM-SISTERS, didn’t report him for a year, and sent him to be rehabbed by a family friend who is later convicted of child porn? Of course, there was no therapy or seemingly concern for the Duggar daughters: their lot in a Quiverfull life is to be fleshlights for the men and a hatchery for the spawn sure to follow.

Maybe there was a reason Daddy Duggar went on the dates with all his kids, hmmm? To try to keep them from doin’ the duggar before marriage?

You cannot make this shit up: Josh Duggar is now resigned from anti-gay Tony Perkins’ Family Research Council, where he was a lobbyist working on keeping predator gays away from kids:

“Washington, D.C. – Family Research Council President Tony Perkins released the following statement regarding the resignation of Josh Duggar:

“Today Josh Duggar made the decision to resign his position as a result of previously unknown information becoming public concerning events that occurred during his teenage years.

“Josh believes that the situation will make it difficult for him to be effective in his current work. We believe this is the best decision for Josh and his family at this time. We will be praying for everyone involved,” concluded Perkins.”

Physician, heal thyself.

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Theocracy Today

Boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal (The Stupid Party — LA) has released his first campaign ad for The 2016 Goat Rodeo, even though he has not announced yet:

And just to make it perfectly clear to Y’all Qaeda, Jindal has also issued an Executive Order To ‘Accomplish The Intent’ Of Failed Anti-Gay Bill.

“For months Republican Governor Bobby Jindal has been pushing an anti-gay “religious liberty” bill called the Louisiana Marriage And Conscience Act. earlier this afternoon it was defeated by a whopping 10-2 vote by a House committee.

Yay! That’s deader than Mike Pence’s chances of ever having a key to the Oval Office, amiright?

“Almost immediately, Gov. Jindal issued a statement in response.

Uh-oh.

““We are disappointed by the committee’s action to return the Louisiana Marriage and Conscience Act to the calendar,” Gov. Jindal told The Advocate, a local Louisiana newspaper. “We will be issuing an Executive Order shortly that will accomplish the intent of HB 707 to prevent the state from discriminating against persons or entities with deeply held religious beliefs that marriage is between one man and one woman.”

Because the poor, hapless Xristian is once again the martyr?

“”This Executive Order will prohibit the state from denying or revoking a tax exemption, tax deduction, contract, cooperative agreement, loan, professional license, certification, accreditation, or employment on the basis the person acts in accordance with a religious belief that marriage is between one man and one woman.””

So essentially it’s open season on the ‘mos in Louisiana. Government agencies will not be able to investigate, let alone pursue any discrimination cases or press for damages. Of course, if the SCOTUS does strike down bans against Marriage Equality, especially as marriage is part of the good faith and reciprocity clause (legally married in one state is legally married in all), this executive order will most likely be unenforceable, but Bobby will have made his point with Y’all Qaeda by proverbially dying on that hill.

This is what theocracy looks like, folks. Think about this.

One Lump of Stupid or Two

The Sanctity of Marriage

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Texas State Senator Charles Perry, a Gawd-fearin’ Xristian, who is seeking to defeat the ‘mos who want to get married, finds himself in a bit of bind:

“An apparent stripper in Oklahoma has filed for a protective order against a Texas Republican state senator who likened what he called America’s “spiritual battle” to the Holocaust.

“The clerk in Creek County, Oklahoma, confirmed Tuesday that a request for an order had been issued against Sen. Charles Perry of Lubbock, Texas.

“The clerk said the document couldn’t be released since it hadn’t yet been served.”

Well at least his stripper was not a male.

News That Will Drive You To Drink: Jade Helm Comes To Texas!

Because we love a good correction

Allen WestWhen Sharia comes to Walmart (and so does Allen West)

OMG, you guys! Allen West, Demon Mooselun Hunter, was Sharia’ed! In Texas! In a Walmart! Jade Helm 15!!1!1!1!!

Anyway, West believes that a walmart clerk didn’t sell booze because West thinks the clerk, just like The Kenyan Usurper is a musloom:

“There was a young man doing the checkout and another Walmart employee came over and put up a sign, “No alcohol products in this lane.” So being the inquisitive fella I am, I used my additional set of eyes — glasses — to see the young checkout man’s name. Let me just say it was NOT “Steve.”

My guess is that West sprang for those X-Ray glasses in the back of comic books, too. Word to West: I’ve met some Jews named Christian. Notice how West was not buying booze himself (a-hem) in his story of daring-do infiltrating the calphate of Texasstan’s Walmart…

“I pointed the sign out to Aubrey and her response was a simple question, how is it that this Muslim employee could refuse service to customers based on his religious beliefs, but Christians are being forced to participate in specific events contrary to their religious beliefs?”

And then there’s the inevitable correction to ruin his good time being a martyr:

“EDITOR’S UPDATE: We spoke to the Walmart store, and apparently employees under 21 years old are prohibited from selling cigarettes and alcohol.”

So… check out the URL before the post title was changed: http://allenbwest.com/2015/05/sharia-law-comes-to-walmart/

Get Off The Cross, Part Infinity (Cont.)

Someone Needs The Wood

Jeebus in his younger, happier days.

Jeebus in his younger, happier days.

Two words: Cause & Effect:

“The Christian share of the U.S. population is declining, while the number of U.S. adults who do not identify with any organized religion is growing… Moreover, these changes are taking place across the religious landscape, affecting all regions of the country and many demographic groups. While the drop in Christian affiliation is particularly pronounced among young adults, it is occurring among Americans of all ages.”

But let’s unpack the bad news a bit. If you read the Pew Report you will see that in 2007, 78.4% of Americans identified as Xristian, in 2014, only 70.6%, which is a pretty remarkable drop. This is not to say that Y’all Qaeda has lost its clout: that still is greater than two-thirds of the country, so they should quit their whining.

Now some of that drop, of course, can be attributed to a dying-off of older more conservative people, and the rise of the less judgmental Gen Xers and Millennials, but probably not all. Given all the change since 2007 (Chimpy McStagger is out of office and his clusterfuck of a Xristian-lite Theocracy ended in disaster, marriage equality started picking up steam and the world didn’t end, and the current vitriolic anti- well, everyone not Xristian, white, and male rhetoric from the Teabaggers) might be more in play. I mean face it, the theocrats are dicks. Who would want to be like them?

We’ve used the analogy before that Y’all Qaeda is like the dinosaur mired in the the tar pit, totally unaware that they are going extinct. Maybe this is more evidence of that?

Get Off The Cross, Part Infinity

Someone Needs The Wood

Jeebus weepsAs longtime readers know, there is no group of people more put-upon, disenfranchised, and let’s face it: discriminated against than US Xristians. Every day is just one long slog of humiliation and religious bashing against their weak, no-clout, under-represented, and unloved selves, and thankfully they have the Jeebus’ mighty shoulder to cry upon, “Why Me, Lord?” Will no one sympathize with their plight?

Anyway, the latest horror that the hapless Xristian faces has been revealed:

“Daily headlines prove that Christian persecution has reached epidemic proportions, creating a global humanitarian and political crisis, most notably in the Middle East and Africa.

“Concurrently, all Christians throughout the world are experiencing another form of persecution. On the surface it is peaceful and silent, but underneath just as deadly as the physical kind sans the torture, beheadings, and refugees.

OMG, this sounds horrible! What can it be?!

“This subtle form of Christianity bashing is so quiet that Christianity’s 2.4 billion followers are largely unaware it is even happening. The “persecution” comes from pressure by society and popular culture to abandon traditional B.C./A.D. time dating in favor of B.C.E./C.E. dating now quickly gaining worldwide acceptance…”

And all this time I thought BC meant British Columbia or Baja California. Who knew?

White, Like Me — Andrea Tantaros Edition

Get Off The Cross

Kiss Jeebus on the lips, Andrea

Kiss Jeebus on the lips, Andrea

“The last acceptable form of discrimination in this country now is two groups — one, Christians and, two, white men.”

Sometimes I think I’m stuck in a Cohen Brothers’ film when I see statements like this.

Minnesota Nice: We Don’t Serve Your Kind Law Introduced

Jeebus weepsHere we go again:

“State Sen. Paul Gazelka, R-Nisswa, said business owners with strong opposition to same-sex marriage shouldn’t be forced to cater to those ceremonies.”

“I was one of the legislators who opposed gay marriage, but even then I said that gays and lesbians should be able to live as they choose,” Gazelka said. “I’m simply asking that Christians and people of faith be allowed to live as they choose without … threat of punishment.”

“His bill would protect the right of religious organizations and small businesses to refuse service for same-sex weddings.”

We keep saying it: selling goods and services in a public setting is not participating in a wedding. When you have a business license you are agreeing to provide goods and services to the entire public, not just the ones you pick and choose.