Lookout, Jeebus! The goalpost looks like a crucifix!
It’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Coach Dave, who is now writing for News With Views. Let’s see what he’s up to, shall we?
“The root word of violence is violate. To violate is “to take away, interfere with, or ignore (something, such as a person’s rights or privacy) in an unfair or illegal way.”
“Despite what we have been taught, violence does not always imply the use of physical weapons such as guns, knives, bombs, or clubs. It is possible to be violent simply by using words.”
It’s called ‘Hate Speech’. Go on, Dave. You’re an expert and I’m all ears.
“Our nation, once purposed to be modeled after God’s Kingdom has been stolen from us. We have been violated, not with physical weapons, but by the use of words, laws, ridicule, and indoctrination.”
No! Not ridicule! Say it ain’t so!
“…But Christians have bought a lie. We have swallowed the bait that Christians are not supposed to be aggressive…forceful…warriors.”
Yeah, first thing I think of is baby Jeebus, warrior.
“Christians are losing the culture war. Every institution in America is now under the control of those who hate God. Our public schools, government, universities, entertainment, legal, media, political parties, and churches are under the control of the kingdom of darkness.”
That would be the Republican Party, Dave. They are running most of the state governments. Do continue.
“They slaughter unborn babies and force us to pay for it. They sell their little body-parts for personal gain. The [sic] command you to bake homo-cakes and demand you violate your conscience.”
Homo-cakes? Is that a cake that does it with other cakes?
“…Loving the sinner and hating the sin hasn’t worked. That was Gandhi’s suggestion, not our Lord’s. Loving sinners more than we hate their sin validates our own shortcomings. Jesus called us to “be perfect”, not “love the sinner.”
So sweet Baby Jeebus was really all about the hate, huh? Have another slice of homo-cake, Dave.
Anything you want to say in conclusion?
“People are flocking to Donald Trump because he is violent and militant in his language. The church needs some militant, violent, Christian Donald Trumps. It is time to man-up.”
Oh, FFS. This whole thing was leading up to a Xristian Xrazie endorsement of The Donald?