Category Archives: Wingnuttia

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Maine Gov. Le Pen LePaul wants to bring back public executions, and you know, the guillotine: Last week he mentioned who the “them” is: “guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty” and besides bringing in drugs, … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid is Served, SC and TN!

We Don’t Serve Your Kind As you may recall, Nikki Haley, the governor of South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust) is scheduled to give The New Confederacy’s rebuttal to the last State of the Union address given by The … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs They Seem Nice. And once again our attention is drawn to guns as The Kenyan Usurper gives a pretty great press conference and goes over what few executive orders he can give to try to bring … Continue reading

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

Spawn of Chelsea Clinton Due in Summer 2016 But you know, they’re doing it for the children. What happened to the fetus-fondling god-botherers usual love for the unborn? Oh, right: it’s a Clinton fetus. (Fair warning! The link is to … Continue reading

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Domenech: ‘Wrong My Brains Out!’

Multi-fired, world-class plagiarist Ben Domenech has (allegedly) written (on his own) a new piece in the Federalist in which his (own alleged) thesis is that Donald Trump’s standing in the polls is the natural outcome of The Kenyan Usurper’s administration. … Continue reading

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Words Fail Erick Erickson. Again.

Our blog’s longtime pal, failed writer yet successful polemicist E-squared, has failed to write anything intelligent in rebuttal to the unprecedented NYTimes front-page editorial. But never fear! Ewick managed to find a non-written way to grunt-out his reaction: I shot … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Got that? Feminism and benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! It’s a literal War on Christmas!

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Today in Symbolic Wankery

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us… Obamacare repeal may finally land on Obama’s desk After an all-out effort by emissaries and allies of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell over the past two weeks to woo skeptical … Continue reading

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Today In Sedition News: Marco Rubio

That voice of the New Generation of Bircher Leadership and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio tells us to ignore Supreme Court rulings, you know, if … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Get Off The Cross, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

The Quotable Ben Carson

“Someone has tried to make [Abortion] into an issue of women’s rights,” the GOP hopeful told the crowd. “What about the baby? You know, it’s one of the most sacred relationships in the universe, a mother and that child inside … Continue reading

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