Bring Senatorette Graham’s Salts!

Let’s watch as Senatorette Miss Lindsey gets her knickers in such a twist that she stops making any kind of sense. And if we use something called a memory (which Wingnuttia appears not to have or believe in), we might recall that it was only a few short weeks ago she was heaping praise on Mr. Putin.

Take THAT, Xristian Xrazies!

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Livewire tells us…

President Barack Obama signed an executive order on Monday that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against LGBT people.

It did not include any broad religious exemption for religious employers, which had been sought by religious leaders in the wake of the Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision. White House officials had said Friday that the order would not include such an exemption.

Wingnuttian heads explode in 3… 2… 1…

Whiplash!

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The flying monkeys of Wingnuttia have been trying to find a way to blame The Kenyan Usurper for the shot-down airliner that killed about 300 civilians. Lacking a smoking gun, they latched onto a phrase that Obama used while waiting for real details about what happened instead of just bombing someone (the McCain solution). “It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy.” He said it while attending a fundraising event. Bring on the tumbrels!

  • Streiff / RedState: “It may be a terrible tragedy”: Flight MH-17 and the overweening narcissism of Barack Obama
  • Kyle Drennen / NewsBusters: Networks Ignore Criticism of Obama Attending Fundraisers Amid International Crises
  • Noah Rothman / Hot Air: This is how an American president should address Russian aggression
  • Enemy Central / American Spectator: From Russia With Hate — Even EOW laureate Piers Morgan was appalled.
  • Sarah Desprat / Twitchy: ‘The end is near’: What on earth could make Dana Loesch agree with Piers Morgan?
  • Ed Driscoll: The Cut and Paste President
  • Tom Maguire / JustOneMinute: ‘It Looks Like It May Be A Terrible Tragedy’

For obvious reasons, I’m not linking to any of them.

It’s also worth remembering that this year Wingnuttia was singing Putin’s praises for stomping on the ‘mos and being decisive working with the Ukranian rebels (who wanted to become part of Russia again). This is who they got into bed with.

Thank You Todd Akin

Former Republican candidate for Senate Todd Legitimat-Rape Akin is back, and he has retracted his whole apologia, just in time to have an impact on another election:

Two years after the Missouri Republican’s comments on rape, pregnancy and abortion doomed his campaign and fueled a “war on women” message that carried Democrats to victory in the Senate, one of the few regrets he mentions in a new book is the decision to air a campaign ad apologizing for his remarks.

“By asking the public at large for forgiveness,” Akin writes, “I was validating the willful misinterpretation of what I had said.”

And when it comes to his infamous line about rape and pregnancy, that “the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down,” he writes defiantly: “My comment about a woman’s body shutting the pregnancy down was directed to the impact of stress on fertilization. This is something fertility doctors debate and discuss,” Akin writes. “Doubt me? Google ‘stress and infertility,’ and you will find a library of research on the subject.”

You know what, Todd? If I Google ‘Jackalope’ I get whole library of research on that subject too. And pictures.

Mooselini: Time to Unpeach The Kenyan Usurper!

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has written an exclusive word salad for Dead Breitbart calling for the impeachment of the Kenyan Usurper (and shame on the NYTimes for letting this exclusive slip through your fingers).

Without borders, there is no nation. Obama knows this. Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate.

There’s you geography lesson for today: without borders there is no nation. But I guess when you are writing for the mouth-breathing paste-eaters, you must define terms. Continue, please, governor.

Discrediting the price paid for America’s exceptionalism over our history, he’s given false hope and taxpayer’s change to millions of foreign nationals who want to sneak into our country illegally.

Instead of sneaking into our country legally? But what the hell does that first part mean?I think she must have written that bit herself, and not her ghost writer.

Because of Obama’s purposeful dereliction of duty an untold number of illegal immigrants will kick off their shoes and come on in, competing against Americans for our jobs and limited public services.

Citizens: that lettuce doesn’t pick itself, and you too could have a career in picking strawberries in pesticide laden fields. On the plus side, isn’t it nice that they kick off their shoes before them come in? What the hell does that mean, anyway?

The federal government is trillions of dollars in debt, many cities are on the verge of insolvency, our overrun healthcare system, police forces, social services, schools, and our unsustainably generous welfare-state programs are stretched to the max.

…after years of Republican governance.

Have faith that average American workers – native-born and wonderful legal immigrants of all races, backgrounds, and political parties – do care because we’re the ones getting screwed as we’re forced to follow all our government’s rules while others are not required to do so.

Oh, come now, Mooselini. We know that we are exceptional and not average.

Many now feel like strangers in their own land. It’s the American worker who is forced to deal with Obama’s latest crisis with our hard-earned tax dollars while middle class wages decrease, sustainable jobs get more scarce, and communities become unrecognizable and bankrupted due to Obama’s flood of illegal immigration.

About those wages decreasing, not one single Republican in Congress voted to increase the minimum wage. Not one.

President Obama’s rewarding of lawlessness, including his own, is the foundational problem here. It’s not going to get better, and in fact irreparable harm can be done in this lame-duck term as he continues to make up his own laws as he goes along, and, mark my words, will next meddle in the U.S. Court System with appointments that will forever change the basic interpretation of our Constitution’s role in protecting our rights.

You know, like giving your bosses the Constitutional Right to deny you birth control.

It’s time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment.

Mooselini speaks for the common person here, including legal immigrants. You know, like from Europe.

The many impeachable offenses of Barack Obama can no longer be ignored. If after all this he’s not impeachable, then no one is.

Unless he committed a high-crime or misdemeanor, methinks you are blowing smoke up my ass.

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Once again, we must thank Grandpa Walnuts for elevating this moran to the nation’s attention…

Anyway, if you go to the Dead Guy’s site (which I will not link to), you can read the comments for more thrills. How Mooselini does inspire those dolts is a thing of wonder.

And a Child Shall Lead Them

The kid is a natural:

A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”

His “stool of conservatism”? Oh, my. Is it Mark Sanford? John Ensign? Newt Gingrich? Larry Craig? Henry Hyde? Mark Foley? David Vitter? Who is it?!

Michigan Live reported Friday that Saginaw’s Jordan D. Haskins dismisses the arrests and prison time as the results of youthful indiscretion and said that he is ready to “move on from that and do what I can” to serve his state as a Republican state Representative.

“I have dreams,” Haskins said to Michigan Live, “and I want to make a difference.”

Oh, we all have had those dreams, son.

Haskins, 24, has served prison time in two states and is currently on parole, but there are no rules preventing him from running for the state House.

He’s qualified as any Wingnut anywhere in Greater Wingnuttia! He should run for the Goat Rodeo! Teabaggers, we have found your King!

On four occasions between April of 2010 and January of 2011, Haskins broke into vehicles on public and private property, disconnected the ignition wires, then started the engine. As the wires snapped and spit sparks, Haskins would masturbate to climax in a sexualized ritual he calls “cranking.”

Well, that’s different. Auto auto-erotica?

Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With a Side of Stupid

Fox resident psychiatrist Keith Ablow (who may or may not have a license to practice) says that The World Cup is conspiracy to distract the masses from, you know, The Kenyan Usurper’s many impeachable offenses.

please, Please, PLEASE

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The Mississippi Teabaggers are urging failed senatorial candidate Chris McDaniel noted bad logistician and famous friend of Neo-Confederate Secessionists everywhere, to run as a write-in candidate. I want to watch him lose a second time, so this is a great idea.

Also/Too: the Teabaggers are threatening to splinter off from the rest of the GOP, which would be a dream come true.

Remember: there is no Tea Party, it is just the Republicans as Fox rebranded them, to run away from the Reign of Error that was Chimpy McStagger.

(Raw Story)