Your Bottomless Mug of Stupid

Our new pal Missouri State rep. Rick Brattin explains his bill requiring women to have written consent from a man before she can have an abortion, you know, even following a legitimate rape.

You see, his bill is about men’s rights:

“Right now the way it is the woman gets the full say and the father gets no say, and I think that that needs to change. With the women’s movement for equal rights, well it’s swung so far we have now taken away the man’s right and the say in their child’s life.”

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Rich ‘Sparkle Pants’ Lowry, editor of the famous white supremacist pamphlet The National Review, tells us that forced kissing is not sexual assault, he sounds a little hopeful, so I guess Mooselini should pucker-up. Clearly the man should be able to kiss whomever he wants.

The Rebranding, Cont.

Reince, I’m worried for the rebranding, really I am especially when guys like this are campaigning for guys like Gov. Batboy:

“[The War on Women is] a gargantuan lie to get votes. It’s as big a lie as the culture of rape on your campuses. What nonsense. There is a culture of rape on campuses run by the feminist left?

What do you cite to sell me this nonsense? One in 5 women are sexually assaulted on campuses. Do you know what sexual assault means? Did you ever look at what counts? An unwanted kiss is considered sexual assault. I’m stunned it’s only 1 in 5. Four out of five women have not gotten an unwanted kiss? My wife gets unwanted kisses every so often. [Ed. Probably a lot more often than he realizes.]

–Conservative Radio Host Dennis Prager, who believes that racism in America is largely the fault of the black community, so he’s kind of a two-fer, Reince, you know with being anti-woman and anti-black.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Yastreblyansky via the electric Twitter machine; Yastreblyansky blogs at The Rectification of Names )

How’s that Rebranding Going, Reince?

Reince responds to a question about a CO personhood amendment with an attack on strip clubs giving money to Charlie Crist in Florida? What? Really?

I’m worried about the rebranding, Reince, really I am!

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

War on Women, Cont.

When supermodel Chrissy Teigen took to the Twitters and made a point about gun violence in the US compared to gun violence in Canada, it was too much for one Fox News host to bear:

“She should stay on Instagram. Chrissy Teigen is known for, obviously, her lovely bottom, and her food Instagram pictures. She should stick to that.”

–Mean Girls Fox News Host Andrea Tantaros quipped.

But it gets better as she displays some sisterly solidarity:

“This is the problem when models start to talk. They play into that dumb model stereotype. Because it’s too soon for her to weigh in. And also, conflate gun control, and crime in America with a global war against radical Islamic jihadism.”

Skirts. Whatcha gonna do, amiright?

Your Daily Gohmert


“You know, it’s a shame that the CDC head, Frieden, is apparently the commander of the Democrats’ new war on women nurses.”

Keep f***ing that Chicken.

The GOP’s Winning Message For Wimmins

Um, what about telling women (and men) what your policies are that should be attractive to women?

The late Molly Ivin said that we should never listen to politician’s words, but should look at the record. Let’s investigate!

  • Defund and shut down Planned Parenthood, which offers a lot more services than abortion, like breast cancer screenings and other preventative healthcare? Whoops!

  • That the party unanimously voted down a minimum wage increase? That might be related to women. Whoops!

  • The Violence Against Women Act was filibustered in the Senate? Whoops!

Some White Whine With Your Stupid?

I’m really worried about the Rebranding, Reince:

Really, Reince? Closing down 80% of the remaining abortion clinics in Texas and forcing women to drive for 300 miles is compassion?

The War on Women: The Jonah Goldberg Edition

Jonah Doughy Pantload surreal

Doughy Pantload explains why there is no War on Women:

Women earn 57% of bachelor’s degrees, 63% of master’s degrees and 53% of doctorates. They constitute the majority of the U.S. workforce and the majority of managers. Single women without kids earn 8% more than single men without children in most cities. Women make up almost half of medical school applicants and nearly 80% of veterinary school enrollees.

The recession — a.k.a. the “mancession” — hit men much harder, and women recovered from it much more quickly. When you account for hours worked and job choices, pay equity is pretty much here already. Sure, this is a snapshot, but few serious people think it isn’t a snapshot of a race in which women are surging ahead.

A broad coalition of feminist groups, Democratic Party activists and the journalists who carry water for them refuse to recognize the progress women have made unless it is in the context of how “fragile” these victories are. Going by the endless stream of fundraising emails I get from the Democratic Party, Emily’s List — never mind New York Times editorials — and other usual suspects, we’re always one election away from losing it all.

If Harry Reid isn’t the majority leader next year, it’s back to wearing corsets and churning butter for you.

Um, it seems that Jonah thinks that because women are thriving academically that therefore they cannot be discriminated against in the workplace, and well, men are suffering more. His insistence on rape statistics being rigged is rather appalling, too.


So Reince, how’s that rebranding comin’ along?

Betcha can’t tell that this ad was designed by a man:

The 60-second spot, “Dating Profile,” was released by the group Americans for Shared Prosperity, which is run by Republican millionaire and California winery owner John Jordan, according to Politico. He wants to fight back against the Democrats’ “war on women” rhetoric.

Smart move, Mr. Jordan, distilling women down to their essence: finding the right man. Yeah, you nailed the skirts hopes and dreams.