Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served


Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) decided to demand an apology from Planned Parenthood while a gunman was in a shoot-out with Police.

The Right to Life Ends at Birth

Just whip 'em out an measure 'em, boys.

Just whip ’em out an measure ’em, boys.

We’ve snarked before that death by gunfire is now so common in the United States that autopsies should start listing it as a natural cause. The news will focus on the shooting event while it is underway and then return to mundane items a day later. We’ve become numb to the carnage around us.

But as Bennie-the-Blade Carson said that he would rather see a body full of bullet holes than lose the right to own a gun because: freedom. So we got that working for us.

It doesn’t take much to connect-the-dots between the rhetoric of the doctored video claiming Planned Parenthood sells Baby Parts-by-the-Pound to having an armed gunman inside a clinic; the only surprise is that it took this long. The day before the attack, Marco Rubio said that if you don’t like a Supreme Court Ruling, just ignore it.

These things are all related. Coincidences are rare things.

As the President said:

The last thing Americans should have to do, over the holidays or any day, is comfort the families of people killed by gun violence — people who woke up in the morning and bid their loved ones goodbye with no idea it would be for the last time. And yet, two days after Thanksgiving, that’s what we are forced to do again.
We don’t yet know what this particular gunman’s so-called motive was for shooting twelve people, or for terrorizing an entire community, when he opened fire with an assault weapon and took hostages at a Planned Parenthood center in Colorado. What we do know is that he killed a cop in the line of duty, along with two of the citizens that police officer was trying to protect. We know that law enforcement saved lives, as so many of them do every day, all across America. And we know that more Americans and their families had fear forced upon them.
This is not normal. We can’t let it become normal. If we truly care about this — if we’re going to offer up our thoughts and prayers again, for God knows how many times, with a truly clean conscience — then we have to do something about the easy accessibility of weapons of war on our streets to people who have no business wielding them. Period. Enough is enough.
May God bless Officer Garrett Swasey and the Americans he tried to save — and may He grant the rest of us the courage to do the same thing.

The Quotable Ben Carson

Carson said WHAT?!

Carson said WHAT?!

“Someone has tried to make [Abortion] into an issue of women’s rights,” the GOP hopeful told the crowd. “What about the baby? You know, it’s one of the most sacred relationships in the universe, a mother and that child inside of her. How have we become so distorted that we have managed to convince women that that baby inside of her is her enemy and that she has a right.” (Raw Story)

How’s That Rebranding Working Out, Reince?

Lucent? Never heard of it!

Lucent? Never heard of it!

Two Republican operatives take to the pages of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) and give us an update on the War on Women:

How Carly Fiorina Is Redefining Feminism

Step one: Less whining.

…and that’s when I clicked the close button.

He Seems Nice (part infinity)

And He Was Never Laid (Again?)

Listening to Theodore Shoebat will do it to you every time.

Listening to Theodore Shoebat will do it to you every time.

Misogynist theocrat Theodore Shoebat discusses feminist women with all the senstivity and reason for which he is known.

Pro tip: fast forward through the protest in Argentina to get to his true feelings.

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs


Award winning ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly tells us that there is a reason women should not be in combat: because they have never won the Medal of Honor!

There’s a reason why no woman has ever won our nation’s highest award for valor. The Medal of Honor recognizes a willingness to charge toward danger, to remove a threat, while everyone else is running away. …For all recorded human history, combat has been a profession for young men who bond together in small groups – a phenomenon known as unit cohesion. No nation in the world has successfully introduced women into combat units. This incident on a French train proves that all-male combat units are still needed, even in the era of push-button warfare.

Or could it be that because women have been kept out of combat that they’ve never won the Medal of Honor? I swear to blog she makes my head hurt.

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs


Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly won the much-coveted “William F. Buckley Jr. Award for Media Excellence” last night, and that should tell you everything you need to know about Conservative Journalism.

But then again, there’s this line in the report that so scared me I couldn’t click the link: “To see former Saturday Night Live star (and current talk radio host) Joe Piscopo present “The Funnies” category, go here.”

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Don't call me babycakes unless you mean it.

Don’t call me babycakes unless you mean it.

Save the date! Citizens for a Pro-Life Society, Created Equal, and the Pro-Life Action League, are planning a nation-wide protest of Planned Parenthood on October 10!

And why, do you ask, are they doing this? Because they find useful the highly edited, grim snuff porn fanfic released by the Center for Medical Progress for the purposes of agitating the rubes:

Thousands are expected to attend these protests with the purpose of creating awareness of the barbaric practice of abortion and the sale of aborted baby body parts — a scandal that has erupted in recent weeks due to undercover videos released by the Center for Medical Progress.

You mean create awareness of something the fetus-fondling god-botherers dreamed up as yet another way to take away a woman’s right to have her own private choices respected.

What: Protest PP’s disrespect for human life, harvesting and selling of aborted baby parts

You mean medical tissue donated with the permission of the patient.

Where: Hundreds of Planned Parenthood facilities across America

Hundreds of facilities, most of which do not provide abortion services.

When: October 10, 2015 from 9:00am-11:00am

Mark Harrington, Created Equal’s National Director said:

“#ProtestPP is not an event but a movement of Americans who are taking action. These undercover videos have awakened the conscience of the nation to barbarous acts of the abortion company – Planned Parenthood. Now is the time to act!”

Mark Harrington is going to have a problem getting past St. Peter at the gates.

Eric Scheidler of the Pro Life Action League said:

“The only way we’ll ever shut down Planned Parenthood is to dramatically increase the pro-life presence at their abortion centers. On October 10, we’ll show what it should look like at Planned Parenthood every single day — tens of thousands of pro-lifers praying, protesting and offering help at hundreds of Planned Parenthood locations all over the country.”

Here’s the tell: “The only way we’ll ever shut down Planned Parenthood…” It’s a goal looking for a justification.

Monica Migliorino Miller, Director of Citizens for a Pro-Life Society says:

Hey! They found a woman! That isn’t supposed to happen!

“When innocent unborn children are killed and their bodies further desecrated through the harvesting of their body parts, their broken bodies used as a commodity for profit–it is essential that people who uphold the sanctity of life cast a spotlight on this barbarity. This is what we plan to do October 10th. We want to make it clear that Planned Parenthood cannot hide under the cover of their carefully packaged public reputation that all they are about is offering health care to the disadvantaged when underneath that veneer of care and altruism lie the bones of the dead unborn killed in Planned Parenthood abortion clinics and their body parts put up for sale. This is the truth and this is what we will continue to expose to America on Oct. 10th.”

Oh, Monica, you know when you send a box to your cousin in Florida, you pay FedEx for the shipping? Shipping a book isn’t free, and the specialty shipping of medical tissue isn’t free either. I’ve sat on commercial flights with people transporting organs in specially designed ice chests for a transplant that will save a life. I have not tried to deny medical assistance to anyone, so someday you’ll have to tell us all how that feels playing god and holier-than-thou with people’s lives.

These people are monsters on every level who will give an end-justifies-the-means defense of their lies with self-righteous smugness every time.

Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

War on Women, cont.

Seriously? Seton Motley wants to control women’s reproductive rights based upon income? Wonder on what side he falls on defunding Planned Parenthood, hmmm.

Rubio’s War on Women, Cont.

And now we have the video of Marco Rubio saying the incredible stuff about creating incentives for people to have abortions for profit that we mentioned earlier today: