— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) April 27, 2015
Twitter brings out the best in people… and then there’s the theocrats.
Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly is pleased to announce:
— Eagle Forum (@EagleForum) May 21, 2015
Gosh for a while it was touch-and-go for who over the age of 70 and below the age of, well, death would be the last-standing full-time housewife to get this award.
“She can’t even be honest about the fans on her social media sites. A study was done of her Facebook page. Again, we had to go across the ocean. We had to go to I think it was The Guardian in England to get anybody in the media to do a job. They found something odd about her followers. Seven percent of her followers were from Baghdad. That’s not really comforting or real. And on Twitter, it was revealed that 15%, about 544,000 of her Twitter followers, are bogus accounts.
If her team is willing to lie about Facebook and Twitter fans and make people up just out of whole cloth, what else are they willing to lie about?
Interesting premise, but let’s do a little investigation of our own. First off all, it wasn’t the (usually excellent) Guardian, it was the (always wretched) The Daily Fail, er, Mail that worked out that HRC has some bogus followers.
Let’s dive into the Fail:
StatusPeople.com, the oldest publicly available Twitter-auditing tool, reports that 44 per cent of the former secretary of state’s followers are ‘good'; 15 per cent are ‘fake'; and 41 per cent are ‘inactive,’ meaning that they never tweet or reply to any tweets.
…Another tool, TwitterAudit.com, sampled 320,000 of Mrs. Clinton’s followers and found that 18 per cent were fake.
Jeebus, Beck, you are slipping. That was too E-Z.
I beat Beck like a rented mule’s red-headed stepson.
Look at that! NotChimpy is white after all, at least according to one of the little brown ones*:
And that’s all the proof you need that The Smart Bush® has outsourced his Twatter to a staffer: No member of the Bush Crime Family has a sense of humor about their family.
* When Poppy Bush was running for preznint, he famously introduced St. Ronnie to Jeb’s kids as “the little brown ones.”
Documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA has done gone slipped into Ann Coulter racist territory. And while I seriously believe it is only a matter of time before Coulter starts selling speculum peeks for $5, it is really hard to imagine how much lower this man will go for attention.
Too easy, too easy.
It’s really all said in the response to documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA.
…make sure you are not mansplaining it to the author:
He seems nice.
Oh, I just read that he is an editor at Red State, which is our old pal Ewick son of Ewick’s place.