…is always wrong Bloody Bill Kristol:
At long last, I'm on Twitter: "If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine."
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 13, 2014
I've just received credible information that the D.A. who indicted Gov. Perry is an open lesbian. Abuse of power, anyone?
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) August 16, 2014
There was a sort of funny shit-show on the electronic Twitter-Twatter as people thought that they were taking their outrage of the Supreme Court’s decisions to the Supremes themselves, when actually they were taking their outrage out on the people who probably do the best reporting on the Supremes, the SCOTUS Blog:
Anyway, we love SCOTUS Blog not just for the outstanding work that they do, but because they have such a good sense of humor when they get blamed for what the Supremes do. It must happen to them a lot.
Sweet Jeebus, people: the Supremes won’t even allow any of Thomas Edison’s latest inventions in their courtroom, you think that they are on the Twitter?
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
It’s real. The CIA is on the Twatter now.
Part of our on-going series in which we document the many ways in which the Xristian Xrazies think that they are the most persecuted people in the history of the world.
So there was another #hashtag game on the electronic Twitter machine last night in which people responded to the tag #HowOldAreYou, usually with funny, self-deprecating, and often quite revealing ways how the world has changed. Howdy Doody references, old telephone exchanges, various sorts of things that could clearly put the author in a certain range.
And then the Xristian Xrazies, who are as much fun as a sneeze during a piss, started twitter-twattering:
I remember when being a Christian in America wasn't in the Minority. #HowOldAreYou
— Reeni (@Reenit) March 28, 2014
#HowOldAreYou I remember when the Saint Patrick's Day parade was about celebrating Irish culture & heritage, not sexuality.
— Furrystoat (@Furrystoat) March 28, 2014
It was OK to say "Merry Christmas" #HowOldAreYou
— Katherine Pecina (@KatePecina) March 28, 2014
Hahah, let’s say you planned a rally for racism and only 10 people showed up? Take it away, Cincinnati:
A local group describing itself as “pro white” held up signs at a busy Florence intersection Saturday, drawing cheers and jeers from passing motorists.
The largest banner read: “Diversity=white genocide.”
Robert Ransdell of Florence said he organized the rally in concert with the White Man March, an international event scheduled for Saturday.
“We are here promoting white interests and encouraging others to stand up for people advocating for the white majority just like the minorities are encouraged to do,” Ransdell told the Enquirer.
The rally, which drew about 10 people, ran from 10:30 a.m. to about 1 p.m. just off I-71/75 at the Turfway Road exit.
But wait! It get’s better: the Twitteratti decided to mock them, too:
#WhiteManMarchProtestSigns if black people have BET why don't white people have their own channel?!
— aaliyah (@nextyearniall) March 16, 2014
Diversity – No! Duck Dynasty – Yes! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) March 16, 2014
— aaliyah (@nextyearniall) March 16, 2014
We used to control 99% of US wealth. Now it's only 97%! It's a crisis! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
— techweenie (@techweenie) March 15, 2014
It seems that Wingnuttia doesn’t like it when The Kenyan Usurper does something popular with the youth:
Instead of wasting time with a parody interview, he should be focusing on finding answers re: #Benghazi
— Randy Weber (@TXRandy14) March 11, 2014
I really think that Screwie Louie needs to look over his shoulder: he has competition for the Klown Kar’s driver seat, right there, in Texas!
Am no fan of presidents appearing on shows like Between Two Ferns. Obama has better ways to reach young about ACA. http://t.co/TpwaFyxrqj
— David Gergen (@David_Gergen) March 12, 2014
I’m told that when they were planning this, the White House said it was something likely to make David Gergen barf. Success!