Category Archives: Twitter

Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served

To understand what Obama wants in our future…. ….Watch the Star Wars movies and imagine that only the storm troopers have guns. — Grover Norquist (@GroverNorquist) January 2, 2016 …and that is your conservative party thought leader. Jeebus, these people really … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dinesh?

BILL & BILL: "My problem is I don't have a Hillary to cover for me and discredit all those women" pic.twitter.com/UAggACPPjs — Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) December 31, 2015 —D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, … Continue reading

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@igorvolsky Won the Night on Twitter…

This was the best thing on Twitter last night: the timeline from Director of Video and Contributing Editor at ThinkProgress, @igorvolsky, who decided to look up the NRA contributions for all the pious, prayer-saying politicians. I think he went through … Continue reading

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In the Tweet of the Moment

Music blaring in House gym "Another one bites the dust" as some of my GOP colleagues exercise. I suggested they consider another song. — Earl Blumenauer (@repblumenauer) October 9, 2015 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js I suggest that they put it on auto play … Continue reading

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Now THAT’S Dirty!

'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug o’ Stupid Is Served, Rand

Tweet, Twit, Twat What does it say about GOP when a 3 & half term Gov w/ a successful record of creating jobs bows out as a reality star leads in the polls? — Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) September 11, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Presented by D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist: When a black gay guy goes nuts and kills white people, is it safe to call it a DOUBLE hate crime? #VirginiaShooting http://t.co/AYwOx334fdContinue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

The Fox Effect, cont. Our blog’s old pal E-Squared has disinvited short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump from addressing his gathering of paste-eating mouth-breathers at the Redstate Gathering (which still sounds like a bad horror flick on the ABC Movie of the … Continue reading

Posted in Twitter, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, You Can't Make This Up | 7 Comments

Your Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Gov. Walker

(Note to Walker: the only thing I want to see you in is a jail cell) Somehow or other, Scott Walker—the wall-eyed git hired by the Koch Brothers to enrich their fortune in the midwest—managed to screw up his entry … Continue reading

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Tweet of the Morning

The Death of the Media, Cont. Donald Trump tells CNN of his massive Twitter and Facebook following, "It's sort of like owning a newspaper, without the losses." — Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) July 8, 2015

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