Kiss Jeebus on the lips, World Nut Daily
Fair warning! World Nut Daily editorial with a question in the headline follows, so Betteridge’s Law Of Headlines is in effect!
DOES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE WARRANT SECESSION?
“Will a U.S. Supreme Court decision declaring “same-sex marriage” a “right” warrant secession by some state willing and eager to reclaim America’s Judeo-Christian heritage and foundation?
“You know it’s inevitable, right?”
Um. Secession is inevitable? Do continue…
“The fix is in. Two members of the Supreme Court have personally officiated at same-sex “marriages.” I count three solid votes against it. The chances of reaching five are somewhere between slim and none.”
And reaching five in favor of it are also somewhere less than a sure thing. Continue, please.
“I’ve heard some chatter about civil disobedience. That’s all well and good. But I don’t see much in the way of serious organization taking place.”
Organizing for secession? Um, I think that falls into the category of insurrection. Good luck in prison, sir. You do have pretty lips.
“What I do see is a lot of grass-roots concern. I know there are millions of Christians, Jews and others who would pull up stakes and move to another country that honored the institution of marriage as it was designed by God – a union between one man and one woman.”
In the past, I have offered to get you the change of address cards and a box of pencils but you’ve never taken me up on it.
“Is there one state in 50 that would not only defy the coming abomination, but secede in response? The rewards could be great. I would certainly consider relocating. How about you?”
See comment above.
“The founders of this country found a place of refuge in America and shaped it into the greatest self-governing nation in the history of world.”
And they did it without resorting to theocracy. Who knew?
“Just think what one state could do if it simply stuck to the principles that made this country great? Americans wouldn’t have to cross an ocean to rediscover what brought most of our ancestors here. We could simply drive.”
Driving while simple. Indeed.
“Are any states so inclined?”
The Justice Department is waiting, please do let us know.
“I haven’t heard this question raised by anyone else. So I’m raising it now.”
You are a special snowflake, but you don’t get out much do you?
“We don’t have much time before the nine high priests in black robes decide to follow Baal instead of the One True God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.”
What about the high priestesses, you sexist trog?!
“We need a Promised Land. We need an Exodus strategy.”
Just leave. I’m sure your fellow theocrats in ISIS will open you, er, greet you with open arms.
“If not a state, are there any nations in the world interested in a pilgrimage by millions of Americans?”
See comment above.