Category Archives: Theocrats

The Company You Keep (Happy Hour News Briefs)

News That Will Drive You To Drink And if you could stay awake through the live reading on Mein Kampf victory speech of the Pride of Y’all Qaeda, Ted Cruz, you would have heard the names of all the fetus-fondling … Continue reading

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Endorsements, Cont.

The Ayatollah Cruz has received the much-coveted (see what I did there?) endorsement of Y’all Qaeda’s favorites, The Frosted Tips Twins: As maybe they once did Mensa Key-holder Rick Perry: …and Uncle Sugar All kidding aside, it is very frightening … Continue reading

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And Now, An Update From Dr. Chaps!

Say, what’s our old pal Gordon Klingenschmitt Demon Hunter/CO Assemblyman doing these days? Oh.

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The Company You Keep, Cont.

In a surprise to exactly no one, the KKK’s frequent guest speaker and president of noted hate group Family Research Council Tony Perkins has endorsed fascist theocrat and Elmer Gantry wannabe Ted Cruz! Drink-up, Bitchez! Shit got real.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, marriage equality, Ted Cruz, The Pride of Canada, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Petunia & Pals?

As you probably know by now, the Planned Parenthood videographers have been indicted for some aspect of their scheme by a grand jury in Texas (the indictment is still sealed, so no one knows what details it contains). That said, … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Michele Bachman

Our old pal One-L, the pride of Regent University, tells us that our Constitution and laws are based upon the 10 Commandments: Which is really interesting. But whose 10 Commandments? The Catholics have a different set than the Protestants, and … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Our theocratic man-crush Theodore Shoebat continues to impress us with his Xristian love and charity. Today he tells us how he would send in SWAT teams (or the national guard) to bust-in the doors of same-sex couples and rescue their … Continue reading

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You Can’t Explain That!

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us about the time she commanded the weather to change: “… [A friend] came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what my … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid is Served, SC and TN!

We Don’t Serve Your Kind As you may recall, Nikki Haley, the governor of South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust) is scheduled to give The New Confederacy’s rebuttal to the last State of the Union address given by The … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, Theocrats, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 11 Comments

He Seems Nice, Part Infinity Again

Our man-crush theocrat, the would-be executioner of gays for Jeebus Theodore Shoebat is now calling Peter LaBarbera of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality, well, an apostate: LaBarbera is a traitor-pig to Shoebat and to Christ? Oy, vey. This Shoebat’s tenuous … Continue reading

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