Save the Date!

womanscreaming.jpgWoot-Woot! June 6 is Show The Pill Kills Day!

“The truth is the pill is killing babies, killing and crippling women, and tearing away at the very fabric of society—the family,” added Diller. “There is no end to the lies that are planted by population controllers to ensure every woman takes her daily dose of the death-dealing pill. We will refute the lies.”

I plan on having a lot of eggs and caviar to celebrate. Honest to blog, these people are Morlocks.

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Gov. Walker

"Where are the rabbits, George?"

“Where are the rabbits, George?”

Potential 2016 Goat Rodeo contender, and small gubmint fanboi Scott Walker—the wall-eyed git hired to enrich the Koch Brothers fortune in the midwest—gets giddy talking about the bill he signed that forces women to have the unneeded, intrusive and yet loving touch of an ultrasound wand before they can exercise their right to have a safe and legal abortion:

You know, because sticking big gubmint into a woman’s woo-ha is cool.

Phew! That Was A Close One!

Grifters Gotta Grift

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Once again, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs saved our bacon! You see, last week before the long weekend she prophesied (is that a real verb?) an attack on the US Capitol, and called for her prayer warriors to put a shield up.

And look, nothing happened! Another stunning victory for Cindy. Send her $3 to say thank you, hmmm?

Schadenfreude: It’s What’s For Breakfast

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Our usual morning cup of stupid is interrupted by Mike Pence, so it is almost the same thing. Anyway, as you may recall dumber than a stump with just as many termites, Pence torpedoed his greater ambitions to be in the 2016 Goat Rodeo when he signed Indiana’s We Don’t Serve Your Kind law, and the backlash that followed. It’s estimated that in current dollars his bigotry cost the state many hundreds of millions of dollars in cancelled business trips, conventions, and expansions in the state, and of course irreparable damage to that state’s reputation. And Pence was effectively scratched from the Goat Rodeo.

And now for the schadenfreude: Pence, who is up for re-election, is being primaried by his own party. And not just by anyone, but by Bill Oesterle, the founder of Angie’s List, one of the companies that stopped expansion in Indiana.

Heh.

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cruz?

Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz will always, Always, ALWAYS fight to allow Y’all Qaeda to discriminate against the ‘mos.

The Company You Keep

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(Click to see a rogues gallery of people who pal around with child molesters)

Guilt by association is unfair, but let’s face it: someone, somewhere made the calculation (before the bombshell confession of Josh Duggar’s child molesting ways) that it would be good to be associated with a theocrat of his hue and stripe. So, you know, you sow what you reap and take the bad with the good, I guess:

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With notable animal husbandry enthusiast Joni Ernst…

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…with Alaska’s part-time governor and flu-time grifter Sarah Palin…

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…with Uncle Sugar Mike Huckabee…

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…with The Smart Bush, Jebbie…

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…with the wall-eyed git hired to enrich the fortunes of the Koch Brothers in the midwest Scott Walker…

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…with the man of the future, famous cake fiend and poison pen auteur Tom Cotton.

19 Kids and Counting, Eh?

BOMBSHELL DUGGAR POLICE REPORT: JIM BOB DUGGAR DIDN’T REPORT SON JOSH’S ALLEGED SEX OFFENSES FOR MORE THAN A YEAR

First off, there is nothing funny about child molestation, incest, or apparently Duggar Family Values. But SWEET BABY JEEBUS, the most sanctimonious people in public life, the Duggars, kept their son, a confessed child molester (5 victims, and some of his victims are his sisters?!) safe in their house WITH HIS VICTIM-SISTERS, didn’t report him for a year, and sent him to be rehabbed by a family friend who is later convicted of child porn? Of course, there was no therapy or seemingly concern for the Duggar daughters: their lot in a Quiverfull life is to be fleshlights for the men and a hatchery for the spawn sure to follow.

Maybe there was a reason Daddy Duggar went on the dates with all his kids, hmmm? To try to keep them from doin’ the duggar before marriage?

You cannot make this shit up: Josh Duggar is now resigned from anti-gay Tony Perkins’ Family Research Council, where he was a lobbyist working on keeping predator gays away from kids:

“Washington, D.C. – Family Research Council President Tony Perkins released the following statement regarding the resignation of Josh Duggar:

“Today Josh Duggar made the decision to resign his position as a result of previously unknown information becoming public concerning events that occurred during his teenage years.

“Josh believes that the situation will make it difficult for him to be effective in his current work. We believe this is the best decision for Josh and his family at this time. We will be praying for everyone involved,” concluded Perkins.”

Physician, heal thyself.

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cruz?

Your Morning Stupid

Ted Cruz smells his record.

Ted Cruz smells his record.

Ted Cruz finds a novel way to deflect questions about Marriage Equality and gay rights in general:

“Is there something about the left — and I am going to put the media in this category — that is obsessed with sex?

“ISIS is executing homosexuals — you want to talk about gay rights? This week was a very bad week for gay rights because the expansion of ISIS, the expansion of radical, theocratic, Islamic zealots that crucify Christians, that behead children and that murder homosexuals — that ought to be concerning you far more than asking six questions all on the same topic.”

So, shorter Cruz: I may be bad, but ISIS is worse. Next question!

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Theocracy Today

Boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal (The Stupid Party — LA) has released his first campaign ad for The 2016 Goat Rodeo, even though he has not announced yet:

And just to make it perfectly clear to Y’all Qaeda, Jindal has also issued an Executive Order To ‘Accomplish The Intent’ Of Failed Anti-Gay Bill.

“For months Republican Governor Bobby Jindal has been pushing an anti-gay “religious liberty” bill called the Louisiana Marriage And Conscience Act. earlier this afternoon it was defeated by a whopping 10-2 vote by a House committee.

Yay! That’s deader than Mike Pence’s chances of ever having a key to the Oval Office, amiright?

“Almost immediately, Gov. Jindal issued a statement in response.

Uh-oh.

““We are disappointed by the committee’s action to return the Louisiana Marriage and Conscience Act to the calendar,” Gov. Jindal told The Advocate, a local Louisiana newspaper. “We will be issuing an Executive Order shortly that will accomplish the intent of HB 707 to prevent the state from discriminating against persons or entities with deeply held religious beliefs that marriage is between one man and one woman.”

Because the poor, hapless Xristian is once again the martyr?

“”This Executive Order will prohibit the state from denying or revoking a tax exemption, tax deduction, contract, cooperative agreement, loan, professional license, certification, accreditation, or employment on the basis the person acts in accordance with a religious belief that marriage is between one man and one woman.””

So essentially it’s open season on the ‘mos in Louisiana. Government agencies will not be able to investigate, let alone pursue any discrimination cases or press for damages. Of course, if the SCOTUS does strike down bans against Marriage Equality, especially as marriage is part of the good faith and reciprocity clause (legally married in one state is legally married in all), this executive order will most likely be unenforceable, but Bobby will have made his point with Y’all Qaeda by proverbially dying on that hill.

This is what theocracy looks like, folks. Think about this.