Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, writes an lovely open letter to women who have had an abortion:

Know this about your choice: Yes, you are still a mother. Yes, you have killed your child… you purchased a bouquet of lies awash in the foul stench of death. You were told that for a few hundred dollars you could buy freedom, only to be bound by a horrible thing that, in this life, cannot be undone… Your blood-covered hands can be washed clean by the blood-covered hands of Christ the Savior.

He’s so very loving. But then Barber tells us about his own abortion:

I’m the father of five beautiful children, three of whom are with me and two of whom are in heaven. My wife and I lost our first child together in miscarriage; but long before that, my first child died at the hands of an abortionist…

“My mom thought it was right for me to tell you,” she said, “that I had an abortion and the kid was yours.”

Her mom sat in the car behind her glaring at me. I’ll never forget the expression on her face. It was a jarring blend of contempt, anger and pain…

I mourn the loss of my first child. I can’t know for sure, but I’ve always envisioned a girl. Today, she’d be about 27. Perhaps I’d be a grandfather by now.

So you see, it’s all about Matt. It is always all about Matt.

Abortion kills God’s children and hurts women and men alike. Your child has an earthly father, too, regardless of whether he took responsibility.

Abortion makes men fathers of dead sons and daughters.

Oh. Correction: it is about men.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Theocratic secessionist, former Constitution Party Goat Rodeo Rider and local county council candidate in Maryland Michael Peroutka was shocked! Shocked! SHOCKED! to learn that one of the organizations he belongs to holds racist views!

Peroutka has left the League of the South:

Peroutka, a Millersville Republican, said he left the group prior to Labor Day because he discovered statements members made on the subject of being opposed to interracial marriage were “contrary to my beliefs.” He would not elaborate.

Well, good for him, I guess. Wait, what’s that?

I’m sure his resignation was sincere.

Today in Theocracy

Not even a week ago we told you about that Winston Churchill-like independent candidate running for governor of Massachusetts, our old pal and dissembling theocrat Scott Lively. And Churchill like, he is now starring in a Russian anti-gay documentary:

We mention this only because Lively’s international cred is usually hitched to Uganda’s Kill The Gays legislation, so he’s building quite a foreign policy portfolio.

(Joe.My.God.)

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

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Duck Dynasty’s Blake Carrington Phil Robertsons’ nephew Zach Dasher (described by the Big Duck hisself as, “my little nephew who came from the loins of my sister.” Eew!) is challenging the incumbent kissing Congressman Vance McAllister:

“Am I going to talk about the entitlement mindset of nearly half of our country that is really going to end in utter despair if we don’t do something about it? Am I going to talk about how this swift drift away from God will usher in tyranny and death?”

I bet he will. He cannot seem to leave Sweet Baby Jeebus alone.

Anyway, L’il Ducky has an interesting twist in his campaign HQ: there is an envelope taped to his door where friends and donors can drop off prayers and scriptures for the candidate:

Dasher has put his faith front and center during the race. The campaign headquarters in West Monroe features an envelope taped to the outside of the glass door, instructing supporters to “leave your your prayers or scriptures.” In an appearance on Fox News in June, he told Sean Hannity, “My platform begins with God.”

You betcha.

There’s so much more Jeebus-flavored wisdom from L’il Ducky in Mother Jones.

From The Legal Mind of Grifter Ted Cruz

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From Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz’s Senate Web page:

“This is judicial activism at its worst. The Constitution entrusts state legislatures, elected by the People, to define marriage consistent with the values and mores of their citizens. Unelected judges should not be imposing their policy preferences to subvert the considered judgments of democratically elected legislatures.

But what about judges appointed by democratically elected presidents and confirmed by the Senate, Ted? What about those people whose jobs are in the Constitution, you know, to ensure that laws pass Constitutional muster?

“Marriage is a question for the States. That is why I have introduced legislation, S. 2024, to protect the authority of state legislatures to define marriage. And that is why, when Congress returns to session, I will be introducing a constitutional amendment to prevent the federal government or the courts from attacking or striking down state marriage laws.

So Cruz will introduce legislation that will amend the Constitution to prevent the Supreme Court from ruling on The Constitutionality of laws?

Well, I’m certain that this is playing really well in Jebusland, and that’s all that counts. Theocrat Cruz must be hoovering in the bucks from the rubes in Lubbock.

Some Stupid for Your Coffee? Church and State Edition

Tax ‘em. They are doing political work and preaching from the pulpit, and yes: his show on the electronic TeeVee machine is indeed a pulpit.

Strange Bedfellows, Cont.

Theocracy Today

Muslim academic gets death threats over women and gay-friendly mosque

A Muslim academic is vowing to push ahead with the launch of his woman and gay-friendly mosque in South Africa, despite receiving death threats.

Taj Hargey, director of the Muslim Educational Centre of Oxford, a group of “forward thinking” Muslims, said his Open Mosque will welcome all genders, religions and sexual orientations when it opens in Wynberg, a Cape Town suburb, on Friday

In an unrelated bit of news, Rev. Fishsticks was not seen looking up the country code for phoning South Africa.

Want Some Stupid With Your Coffee?

Teen Could Get Two Years for Facebook Photos with Jesus Statue

Some horned-up teen is facing criminal charges and up to two years in a juvie for posting pictures on his MyFace wall of him getting a beejay from a statue of Jesus. “Eat, for this is my body” takes on a new meaning. The picture is kinda funny, but that there is a statute on the books for “Desecration of a Venerated Object” is not.

Stupidularity, Otherwise known as the “Scheisskopf Radius” Has Occurred

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The Blog’s old pals, One-L, Screwie Louie, and Cruz Missile participated in David Barton’s WallBuilder’s Pastoral Briefing in Sodom and Gomorrah East, Washington DC.

There’s not a chance that we can survive this much stupid in one place.