Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

“You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation,” he explained. “Jesus did not become the ‘GodKlingon’ or the ‘GodMartian’! Only descendants of Adam can be saved. God’s Son remains the ‘Godman’ as our Savior.”

–Theocrat Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis pride and joy, explaining to us that space Aliens are going to Hell, and that’s why we should defund NASA.

(More proof that the War on Women is driven by Xristian Xrazie fundamentalism. They will never, Never, NEVER stop blaming women for Original Sin.)

Take THAT, Xristian Xrazies!

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Livewire tells us…

President Barack Obama signed an executive order on Monday that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against LGBT people.

It did not include any broad religious exemption for religious employers, which had been sought by religious leaders in the wake of the Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision. White House officials had said Friday that the order would not include such an exemption.

Wingnuttian heads explode in 3… 2… 1…

Hobby Lobby Ain’t Got Nothing On Me


Boss: We’re glad you applied for a job with ACME moving company. Can you lift boxes weighing 40 lbs?
Applicant: Yes I can. But I won’t lift them.
Boss: You do know that lifting boxes is a big part of this job?
Applicant: Yes.
Boss: Your resume says you’re part of an organization that promotes “Anti Box Lifting”.
Applicant: Yes.
Boss: Well I don’t think you’re cut out for this position. Thanks anyway.
Applicant: I’m suing you.

And so it goes. It sounds like a set-up from the get go: Sara Hellwege, soon to be graduating nurse in Georgia with a membership in an anti-abortion organization, applies for a job at a Title X clinic in Florida, gets rejected as a candidate for a position because she refuses to perform a large portion of the proposed job, files federal law suit alleging religious discrimination. Again we see birth control being equated with abortifacients in the lawsuit.

The Frosted Tips Twins Speak Out!

Gotta love that the ticker underneath The Frosted Tips Twins says Fired for Faith, but what part of the First Amendment does Petunia and Pals not understand? The First Amendment is about limiting what the government can do, but private people (and corporations are people my friend) can take actions. Of course corporations can tell their employees what they can and cannot say, they do it all the time.

Also/too: they send my gaydar into the danger zone. I’m waiting for the sex tape, because you know it’s out there.

Be Careful What You Ask For

Bless the beasts and the children

Bless the beasts and the children

The Xristian Xrazies, who opened Pandora’s Box so that they could force [Xristian] prayers on everyone attending civic meetings, probably did not have Wicca in mind. And so when a Wiccan Priest petitioned to give the opening prayer, they blinked:

Citing “community fears,” the Huntsville, Alabama City Council refused to allow a practicing Wiccan to give the opening invocation at its meeting this week.

Blake Kirk — a “Priest of the Oak, Ash and Thorn tradition of Wicca,” according to the meeting’s original agenda — was scheduled to offer the prayer at the June 26, 2014 meeting, but at the last minute the council decided “to pull back, to do some education, and introduce him more gently at another time,” city attorney Peter Joffrion told AL.com.

According to WHNT News 19, the council needs to introduce Kirk “gently” because many in the community believe that his invitation was connected to a lawsuit the Freedom From Religion Foundation threatened to file because city council meetings were only opened with Christian prayers.

The council responded to that threat by allowing practitioners of the Christian, Islamic, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, Baha’i, and Confucian faiths to deliver the opening prayer. But the community was not, it seems, ready for a member of the Wiccan faith to do so.

Oh, dear. Silly theocrats just don’t understand how the Bill of Rights protects everyone, even themselves. If you are going to break down the Wall separating Church and State, you should be prepared for what is on the other side.

The Theocrats’ Voter Guide

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton tells us that four of the 10 Commandments are God’s voter’s guide:

So 4/10ths of the Ten Commandments are a voting guide for the Xristian Xrazies. The most important thing is there can be only one god (sorry, Zeus), and we can’t put anything before him.

Well, THAT doesn’t come up very often for a vote, now does it?

So that leaves (according to Barton) abortion (which is settled law), same-sex marriage (which appears to be becoming settled law), and protecting private property (which is also settled law).

So I guess this means good Xristian Xrazies shouldn’t vote, or don’t need to, or something? Theocrats like Barton are so confusing.

Beat on the Brat, Cont.

Political Wire:

Said University of Michigan economist Justin Wolfers: “I did find [Prof. David Brat] pretty confusing. This dude just really wants us all to go to church, and that appears to be his economic policy conclusion.”

I think we’ll stick with Ayn Rand Economist and Dime-Store Ezekiel. I think we nailed it.

Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With a Side of Stupid

“I’m beginning to think, are re-education camps next? When are they going to start rolling out the boxcars to start hauling off Christians?”

-Tony Perkins president of the Family Research Council (which is a Southern Poverty Law Center designated hate group), proving again that Godwin’s Law is alive and well, as he reacts to the news that the CO baker cannot legally discriminate against gay people.