Category Archives: The Carebear

The Morning Quote

Wingnuttia heads to explode in 3… 2… 1… “I actually think I’m a pretty good President. I think if I ran, I could win. But I can’t,” Obama ad-libbed during a speech in Ethiopia. “There’s a lot that I’d like … Continue reading

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My Little Brony

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You know, he has pretty good timing

There’s a little bit of Johnny Carson in his delivery. And I have to admit I laughed at his Boehner joke. But in general, I think that trade shows should not be televised.

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What Charlie Said X10

Brother Pierce nails it: In merciful brief, the president attempted to explain to the world why the self-destructive and mendacious decision of the United States to engage in aggressive war in Iraq in contravention of god alone knows how many … Continue reading

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State of the Union Address

I’m not live Tweeting it, or listening to it even. I’ll read the transcript later (if that). I’ve already made plans and I see no reason to change them for The Carbear’s Kabuki Theater. I’ll check in later, and if … Continue reading

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If you missed it…

ABC has the full transcript of the interview with President Carebear from This Week with a Greek Dwarf. The part on Syria is actually pretty fascinating and slaughters the claim that Putin saved his ass: GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: And you’re- and … Continue reading

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Eleventy-seven Dimensional Chess

Well, even I gotta give Preznint Carebear some props for not shooting himself in the other Syrian foot, so to speak: President Obama announced Saturday that he’s seeking congressional authorization for a limited military strike against Syria over the Bashar … Continue reading

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Why the GOP hates Obama

Bet they call him the Teacher’s Pet, too.

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Impeachment and the Single Wingnut

Sweet Baby Jeebus with a Subpoena, Wingnuttia is starting earnestly to talk about impeaching The Kenyan Usurper, according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Senator John McCain, who famously defended his then presidential opponent Barack Obama against an islamaphobic supporter … Continue reading

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Permission Slips

The other day when The Kenyan Usurper said: “I cannot force Republicans to embrace … common-sense solutions,” Obama said at the press conference, referring specifically to budget gridlock. “I can urge them to. I can put pressure on them. I … Continue reading

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