Remember ReaganBook?

Hey guys, remember that time Wingnuttia decided to create their own, non-libtard book of My faces just for Jeebus-Reagan loving patriots and they called it ReaganBook and then it immediately got hacked and they took it down?

ME NEITHER!

Anyway, it’s baaaaaa-ack. And it’s as ready for primetime as ever:

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I couldn’t explain what FreedomBook is about any better.

Anyway, it is now by invite only and being on Janet Porter’s shitlist for years and years, I doubt that I will get invited in. So if one of youse guys can wrangle and invite and become our secret agent behind enema lines, well, let me know.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Weird Dave)

eMeg Works Her Old Magic

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Once again, we turn a gimlet eye to eMeg Whitman, CEO of HP. As you may recall, as CEO of eBay, Whitman bought Skype (but didn’t buy the source code or the rights to the source code? Oy!) and later spun it off back to the founders for a very discounted price. Whitman’s attention to detail cost the company something in the neighborhood of $1B. Chump change.

Since then, eMeg’s retired, failed in a run for Governor of California (Buy it NOW!), come out of retirement presumably to lead venerable HP to new heights after playing Iago to former CEO Leo Apotheker’s Othello, who took over from Mark Hurd after some sort of sex scandal, who took over from Carly Fiorina who pretty much screwed the pooch when she wasn’t busy firing everyone as a matter of HP policy. Oh, eMeg has retained that policy to this day (35,000 people to be laid off, and with the new strategy—see below—that number is estimated to jump to 50,000).

Amongst her many memorable decisions, eMeg declared that HP needed a smartphone, but had already spiked Palm’s Web OS, acquired under Hurd; Apotheker had overpaid for Autonomy (and I believe to this day Meg is still litigating with shareholders and Autonomy’s founder over the shenanigans instead of trying to settle it), and of course, she used his plans to break the company apart to fire Leo and assume control of the company herself. Break HP apart! No one would ever do such a thing!

Until now.

So as of this morning, that is her plan: what Leo said.

The company essentially will break into two parts: Printers & PCs (the cash cow for now, but not forever) and Corporate/Enterprise Solutions (which is probably mostly consulting? It is hard to follow all the threads).

There was a great story over the weekend about how HP tried to find partners to acquire each of the two entities, but nobody wanted them. Nobody:

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The decision comes after a failed attempt at what it called “asset optimization,” an exercise led by Morgan Stanley to help it find buyers of units that it no longer saw as core to its strategy of expanding the selling of computing hardware, software and services to large companies.

HP approached both Lenovo and Dell about the possible sale of its $32 billion (2013 sales) PC operation. In both cases it was rebuffed.

In another case, HP approached two India-based companies, Wipro and Infosys about the possible sale of its $28 billion IT services unit, known as Enterprise Services. Again it was rebuffed.

In a third case, it approached IBM about the sales of its $1.2 billion Business Critical Server business, but was turned down.

But not to worry: Whitman will be the chairman of the board for one of them, and the CEO of the other, so she is covered both coming and going and her little princlings in Atherton will never have to worry about the next baby Lear Jet.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman in the tip line)

Flight of the Valnerdies

It seems that Sergey and Larry are competing with Jeff Bezos to see who can put delivery services out of business first:

A man named Neil Parfitt is standing in a field on a cattle ranch outside Warwick, Australia. A white vehicle appears above the trees, a tiny plane a bit bigger than a seagull. It glides towards Parfitt, pitches upwards to a vertical position, and hovers near him, a couple hundred feet in the air. From its belly, a package comes tumbling downward, connected by a thin line to the vehicle itself. Right before the delivery hits the ground, it slows, hitting the earth with a tap. The delivery slows, almost imperceptibly, just before it hits the ground, hardly kicking up any dust. A small rectangular module on the end of the line detaches the payload, and ascends back up the vehicle, locking into place beneath the nose. As the wing returns to flying posture and zips back to its launch point half a mile away, Parfitt walks over to the package, opens it up, and extracts some treats for his dogs.

And so that’s our future: the skies filled with drones delivering doggie treats for people with too much money and instant gratification issues? It’s a long piece (6 pages) filled with gushing, near scifi descriptions of Google’s Project Wing.

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I don’t know if this is a real film or not, but I suspect not. Anyway, it alleges to be infrared footage of someone farting, and now I understand the slang for it: crop dusting.

Anyway, sorry for the light posting. I am trying to get my house in California ready to sell, and so the days are long and kinda exhausting (between hauling crap away and talking crap to potential real estate listing agents).

Hatred: There’s An App For That!

What Would Jeebus Buy?

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Here we go: an app from the Family Research Council (a Southern Poverty Law Center designated hate group) that rates various companies purity to rigid, conservative values:

The 2nd Vote app is a consumer tool that helps you “vote” with your shopping dollars. It reveals both the companies that fund the conservative causes we support, and the liberal causes we oppose, on an issue by issue basis. This app is useful whether you are conservative on one issue or every issue.

Features:
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Data Temporarily Stolen?

Fox News tells us…

Coca-Cola Co. said on Friday that personal information on as many as 74,000 employees, contractors and suppliers were on laptops that it said were temporarily stolen from its Atlanta headquarters.

Not to worry, the laptops were recovered and nothing was missing!

Coke said the laptops were later retrieved and it has “no indication” the personal information had been misused. It didn’t say how it learned of the theft or how the computers were recovered.

The company is sending letters to about 18,000 individuals whose names and Social Security numbers were found on the laptops. It also is notifying another 56,000 individuals who had other personal information, primarily driver’s license numbers, stored on the laptops.

So trust them, OK. I mean they only put 74,000 peoples information on easily stolen devices, which consequently was easily stolen, and so those 74,000 people will have to suffer the consequences of whatever information might have been on those hard drives, but Coke only has to file a press release. 74,000 people are potentially changing their credit cards, online banking, subscriptions, etc. And you know how fun that is, and how simple it is to do.

This is going to keep happening until someone, somewhere, puts some teeth into protecting consumers data. I’m looking at you, Bureau of Consumer Protection, so get on it.