Category Archives: Teabaggers

And Now, A Tip For Our Readers

Top of the Libertarian 2008 ticket and fanboy of Ayn Rand (the Patron Saint of People Who Proudly Don’t Tip), Fox News personality Wayne Allyn Root is a little tightly wound (SPROING!), and he tells us about what makes America … Continue reading

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Mess With Texas

Well, Texas must be so proud. First a sitting governor (Hi Rick!) is indicted on federal corruption charges and now the Texas Attorney General is indicted too: McKINNEY — A grand jury has indicted Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton on … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

If you are teabagging, no pubic option is probably a good thing? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Patrick Bjork)

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cotton? UPDATED

“The end of these negotiations isn’t an unintended consequence of congressional action. It is very much an intended consequence. A feature, not a bug, so speak,” Cotton said in January, speaking at a conservative conference hosted by the advocacy group … Continue reading

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Schröedinger’s Candidate, Updated

In case any of you doubt that you need to open the box to see if Schröedinger’s cat is alive or not, one of the signers to the arguably treasonous open letter to Iran is Senator Rand Paul, the principled, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Schadenfreude Edition)

The Death of the Media The staff of the Tea Pary News Network resigned en masse because of lack of respect and other labor issues: I wonder if they wish that they had, oh, you know, A UNION?!

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QED, Bitchez!

“How many detainees at Guantanamo Bay are engaging in terrorism or anti-American incitement?” He answered his own question: “None, because they’re detained.” Cotton then asked, “How many detainees were at Guantanamo Bay on September 11, 2001?” –Sen. Tom Cotton uses … Continue reading

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Hard To Believe

According to Mediaite, Rep. Blake Farenthold was accused of harassing a female staffer in a lawsuit filed last Friday. On Monday, it emerged that Farenthold is the owner of the URL “,” a currently inactive web address. (Raw Story)

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Claim Chowder: Massive Anti-Immigration Rally In DC

Hey guys, you know how like the Teabaggers were going to hold a massive rally in DC to oppose The Kenyan Usurper’s Amnesty for Swarthy Immigrants and maybe finally get him to resign? Guess what happened? That’s right: No one … Continue reading

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Want Fries With Your Stupid?

Teebagger Republican Rob Maness, who is running for Senate in LA has an interesting idea in his noggin that healthcare is a zero-sum game: “And what happens with health care is it’s a product, a service that has to be … Continue reading

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