Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Presented by D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist: When a black gay guy goes nuts and kills white people, is it safe to call it a DOUBLE hate crime? #VirginiaShooting reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill-O?

“More Americans are simply ignorant of the consequences involving social behavior. The rise of the Net has taken people away from the real world and put them in a fantasy world.” “I believe only about 50 percent of the American … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

In which we watch Tweety blow chunks over attack ads *played for free on MSNBC.* Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Any woman can come forward right now and say ‘Billy Cosby did this to me 40 years ago’ and be on the cover of US Weekly,” he said. “With no vetting.” “They will print your story, and maybe it happened,” … Continue reading

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The War on Halloween, Cont.

Petunia and Pals are so hip, they unnerstand what the youngsters of today dig, amiright?

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Good News (sort of)

CNN’s dreadful show Crossfire is cancelled. What will Parker Warby spokesmodel S.E. Cupp and staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles do with their spare time? While we’d like to think that someone at CNN realized that their decision to kill it 10 … Continue reading

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The Crass Menagerie

The reality TV stars will next release “The Duck Commander Faith and Family Bible,” a King James translation of the Old and New Testaments that will include branded features about the family. The Bible, which will be published Oct. 28 … Continue reading

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Kill Me Now

Right now, Larry Summers is the front-runner for Fed chair Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, what have I ever done to you?

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The only person grateful for Rubio’s reponse

…was noted volcano scholar and Kenneth-the-Page impersonator Governor Bobby Jindal. “An’ now y’all kin ferget about mah performance in th’ rebuttal tha’ done sunk mah national aspirations, y’all,” Jindal did not say.

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Shorter Politico:

“All men are created equal, but white dudes are more equal.” Here’s the full bit: “If President Barack Obama wins, he will be the popular choice of Hispanics, African-Americans, single women and highly educated urban whites. That’s what the polling … Continue reading

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