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Presented by D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist: When a black gay guy goes nuts and kills white people, is it safe to call it a DOUBLE hate crime? #VirginiaShooting http://t.co/AYwOx334fd … Continue reading
“More Americans are simply ignorant of the consequences involving social behavior. The rise of the Net has taken people away from the real world and put them in a fantasy world.” “I believe only about 50 percent of the American … Continue reading
In which we watch Tweety blow chunks over attack ads *played for free on MSNBC.* Continue reading
“Any woman can come forward right now and say ‘Billy Cosby did this to me 40 years ago’ and be on the cover of US Weekly,” he said. “With no vetting.” “They will print your story, and maybe it happened,” … Continue reading
Petunia and Pals are so hip, they unnerstand what the youngsters of today dig, amiright?
CNN’s dreadful show Crossfire is cancelled. What will Parker Warby spokesmodel S.E. Cupp and staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles do with their spare time? While we’d like to think that someone at CNN realized that their decision to kill it 10 … Continue reading
The reality TV stars will next release “The Duck Commander Faith and Family Bible,” a King James translation of the Old and New Testaments that will include branded features about the family. The Bible, which will be published Oct. 28 … Continue reading
Right now, Larry Summers is the front-runner for Fed chair Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, what have I ever done to you?
…was noted volcano scholar and Kenneth-the-Page impersonator Governor Bobby Jindal. “An’ now y’all kin ferget about mah performance in th’ rebuttal tha’ done sunk mah national aspirations, y’all,” Jindal did not say.