Category Archives: Shallow graves for shallow people

UPDATED! The Quotable ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® (Some Fries With Your Stupid?)

White Punks on Dope “I don’t find [the racially offensive name of the Wasington DC football team] offensive. Native American tribes generally don’t find it offensive… It’s a sport, for crying out loud. It’s a football team. Washington has a … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dinesh?

Our favorite documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA appealed to Manhattan federal Judge Richard Berman to have a summer vacation from his time in the slammer: “With respect to [his parole … Continue reading

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An Now, An Update From History’s Greatest Reporter® Bill O’Reilly

In which Bill-o shocks us again with a tale of derring-do. Continue reading

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On Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Paul?

Schrödinger’s Candidate, Rand Paul is renowned far and wide for his unique ability to use social media to troll his foes (and even has hired staff to do it), so it is rare that he steps out of the box … Continue reading

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Hard To Believe

According to Mediaite, Rep. Blake Farenthold was accused of harassing a female staffer in a lawsuit filed last Friday. On Monday, it emerged that Farenthold is the owner of the URL “www.blow-me.org,” a currently inactive web address. (Raw Story)

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The Morning Quote

“Any woman can come forward right now and say ‘Billy Cosby did this to me 40 years ago’ and be on the cover of US Weekly,” he said. “With no vetting.” “They will print your story, and maybe it happened,” … Continue reading

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It’s In The Stars

Nancy Reagan is having a bad week. First she loses Oscar De La Renta the designer (and the only straight man to put clothes on her), and now she has lost her astrologer, San Francisco heiress and socialite Joan Quigley. … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

Today In Irresponsibility… “As far as I know, I’m okay. But do any of us really know for sure?” —Screwie Louie telling us that he doesn’t have the ebowlar disease… he thinks. I guess because he comes from Texas?

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Some Stupid For Your Afternoon Tea?

“There was never a cow going around slobbering on another cow, sending a signal that I’m in love with this cow,” he said. “And when the bull got in the pasture, we didn’t have to give them a course in … Continue reading

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WTF?

Oh, that will win over women and the youth, who are nothing but marriage-hungry harridans. Notice that the one thing never shown in this ad is… Florida’s own bat boy, Rick Scott. Methinks these retrograde women would flee from the … Continue reading

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