Category Archives: Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

Huckleberry Closetcase

The Morning Quote

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) gives us our morning quote, today courtesy of sharp-tongued, southern belle Senatorette Lindsey Graham: The South Carolina Republican, who recently endorsed former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush after ending his presidential bid in December, … Continue reading

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Goat Down!

2016 Goat Rodeo Update We are shocked! Shocked! SHOCKED! to report that eye-rolling impresario Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase is dropping out of the 2016 Goat Rodeo: So the question is: who will his two voters (Grandpa Walnuts and Traitor Joe) now … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Kim Davis in Federal Custody For Contempt — UPDATED

We Don’t Serve Your Kind Well, Gawd’s Own Filing Clerk Kim Davis got her wish for martyrdom and is now in Federal Custody for contempt of a court order to provide services to her constituents, as per her oath of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink: The Fox Effect, cont.

Fox Effect Background: obvious anagram Reince Priebus, who only had one job, punted the whole debate rules and regulations to Fox News; Fox News is now officially in the position of being the kingmaker of the the 2016 Goat Rodeo … Continue reading

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Because, Why Not?

I mean we linked to Rand Paul’s fire/chipper/chainsaw. The entire party is officially nuts, and we have 15 days (counting today) before the first debate. We are in The Full Fox Effect.

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Dedicated to Lindsey Graham

This flash-back rock block presented by Donald Trump.

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Claim Chowder, cont.

I told ya so: “THE THREE AMIGOS REUNITE: POLITICO’s Katie Glueck reports: John McCain, Joe Lieberman and LINDSEY GRAHAM will all appear together at a New York City fundraiser for Graham’s presidential bid on Monday. The three, who were inseparable … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Lindsey?

This headline is going to be tough to beat when we have to decide which contender in the 2016 Goat Rodeo pandered the most: In N.H., Graham speaks highly of visit to town dump “South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham’s new … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Wingnuttia?

Hey guys, remember the other day after a white supremacist killed nine black people in Charleston South Carolina’s historic Emanuel AME Church and pretty much the entire nation told The Confederacy to get over it after 150 years and take … Continue reading

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The Rhett or Ashleigh Chronicles, Cont.

In light of the comments yesterday of Senatorette Lindsey Graham defending the flag of traitors and sedition as in relationship to the racially-motivated Charleston Massacre, we recall: “The demographics race we’re losing badly,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (S.C.). “We’re … Continue reading

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