POP QUIZ!

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman. Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

[Senatorette Lindsey] Graham: I’ve got what GOP needs in 2016

  • Thorozine and a Polo Mallet?
  • Whip and a Chair?
  • Splash towels?

It really feels like Lindsey is trolling us, But I know that we are up to challenge. For a third of a point counting towards your midterm grade, add more things to this list of what Senatorette Graham has that the GOP needs.

In the comments, #2 Pencils only.

Thank You, Jeebus, For This Blessing

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman. Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has set up a committee he says will help him look beyond his home state to determine if he might have a “viable path” to the Republican presidential nomination.

Graham said on NBC’s “Meet the Press” that he set up a “testing-the-waters committee” to allow him to consider a presidential bid.

We might yet say, Madame President. Sends tingles down my spine, it does.

Your Sunday Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Sunday blasted a House GOP-led investigation that recently debunked myths about the 2012 Benghazi attack.

“I think the report is full of crap,” Graham said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

Mind your manners, Senatorette, or your’ll never land Ashleigh.

Rhett or Ashleigh? (Cont.)

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman. Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase is either squealing with joy, or just squealing as U.S. District Judge Richard Mark Gergel rules that seething hotbed of unbridled lust South Carolina’s ban on gay marriage violates same-sex couples’ rights to equal protection and due process under the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

SC Decision: Rhett or Scarlet

Meet Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase’s teabagger challenger Lee Bright:

Let’s go down the Saint Ronnie checklist, shall we? Ungrateful takers, Nicest cars=Cadillac-driving welfare cheats, nicest food=young bucks eating T-bone steaks, let the church take care of the aged and infirmed but able-bodied and not working people should not eat. Yup, he hit all the Southern Strategy Talking Points.

St. Ronnie and Lee Atwater: together again

St. Ronnie and Lee Atwater: together again

Somewhere, Lee Atwater is smiling.

Rhett or Ashleigh, cont.

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman. Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.
Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.

Senator Huckleberry Closetcase swears as God is his witness that he’ll never help his colleague Tim Scott again:

“You just mentioned Lindsey Graham, the great Lindsey Graham of your state, are you supporting him for reelection?” CNN Crossfire host Van Jones asked Scott.

“You know, as you three have just heard recently, I am up for reelection next year myself,” Scott said. “I’m going to make sure that Tim Scott gets out and knocks on as many doors as possible, and I’m going to allow for all the other folks on the ballot to represent themselves very well. But I’m going to continue to work hard for my election.”

“So, no endorsement for Lindsey tonight,” Jones said.

“I’m certainly going to be working really hard for Tim Scott’s reelection,” Scott replied.

The Right to Life…

…ends at birth:

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Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on Thursday introduced legislation that would ban abortions nationwide for women more than 20 weeks pregnant, the senator’s office announced.

The Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act draws on scientific evidence that says an unborn child can feel pain, according to Graham’s office. The legislation would make it illegal for any person to perform or attempt to perform an abortion after 20 weeks, or six months, of pregnancy and would mandate a determination of the probable post-fertilization age of the unborn child prior to any abortion operation.

Introduced by Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase, who doesn’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies, is participating in his first three-way, um, primary for the GOP nomination. He’s gotta butch it up for the rubes back in the seething hotbed of unbridled lust that is South Carolina.

The Morning Quote

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“This is a debate worthy of a great democracy. When do you become you? At 20 weeks of a pregnancy, what is the proper role of the government in protecting that child?”

–Lindsey Graham

We’ve had that debate, Huckleberry. It is settled law.

Rhett or Ashleigh?, cont.

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Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase’s approval poll numbers are dropping, so expect to see some butching up soon.