Yes, that is a new brand of bottled tea being promoted by Rush. “Two if by Tea” is not available in any stores, you have to order it from their website.
“And there I am in all of my glory on every bottle, on the shrink wrap covering every six pack as Rush Revere. The liberals are coming, folks.”
“You know why it’s not in stores?” the radio host asked. “Because that wouldn’t be fair. We couldn’t get it in every store.”
The product can be purchased on the Two if by Tea website at a price of about $24 for a case of 12 bottles.
“It’s only sold and 12 packs and there’s no returns. We’re not idiots,” Limbaugh said. “You’re not going to want to return this. You’re going to want to chug it. You’re going to regret you didn’t order more after you taste it. And you’re going to keep the bottles. We spared no expense. The labels are works of art. The shrink wraps are works of art. You’re going to take this shrink wrap off with great care to save it.”
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