This exists

Yes, that is a new brand of bottled tea being promoted by Rush. “Two if by Tea” is not available in any stores, you have to order it from their website.

“And there I am in all of my glory on every bottle, on the shrink wrap covering every six pack as Rush Revere. The liberals are coming, folks.”

“You know why it’s not in stores?” the radio host asked. “Because that wouldn’t be fair. We couldn’t get it in every store.”

The product can be purchased on the Two if by Tea website at a price of about $24 for a case of 12 bottles.

“It’s only sold and 12 packs and there’s no returns. We’re not idiots,” Limbaugh said. “You’re not going to want to return this. You’re going to want to chug it. You’re going to regret you didn’t order more after you taste it. And you’re going to keep the bottles. We spared no expense. The labels are works of art. The shrink wraps are works of art. You’re going to take this shrink wrap off with great care to save it.”

You can also file a complaint with the ASPCA on behalf of the poor horse.

(Crooks & Liars Video Café)

Maybe he can teach at Beck U?

Noted Middle Eastern Scholar, and multi-cultural enthusiast, Junkie Limbaugh says that the Islamic world never gave us anything of value in math and science, which ought to excite people studying math and science.

Limbaugh, if that radio gig doesn’t work out…

…consider becoming a Justice of the Peace:

I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that wa. I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.

— Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, LA

Sounds like your kind of people down there, Junkie.

Quote of the Day

They [Democrats] have to have a villain to advance everything, because they cannot sell their ideas. They had to demonize me with false, fake, made up quotes. To protect their precious little — National Football League as an outpost of racism and liberalism, which is what it is.

— Junkie Limbaugh

From Think Progress