Category Archives: racism

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You’ll never guess who Paul Ryan picked to lead a task force on immigration. OK, you need a hint? In 2006, This Republican took to the House floor with a model of a concrete border fence … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

Happy Hour News Briefs So after listening to a long, Long, LONG xenophobic discussion of how immigrants are bringing in diseases (including bedbugs! Really, they said that!) and that’s today’s why they should be kept outta here, Dan Stein gets … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Maine Gov. Le Pen LePaul wants to bring back public executions, and you know, the guillotine: Last week he mentioned who the “them” is: “guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty” and besides bringing in drugs, … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Frothy tells us: “When we say we need to send people back, I mean we send people back. Let me just make one point. I was in Storm Lake, Iowa, the other day near a Tyson’s plant. Ninety-one percent of … Continue reading

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The Company You Keep, Cont.

Gov. Paul LePage should know that he is in a unique moment when the Klan’s most famous Wizard, David Duke comes to his defense: “You are probably picking yourself off the floor to think that an elected governor in the … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

The hapless, empty suit that is Reince Priebus must be twitching by now and reaching for the spray paint to huff, thanks to GOP diversity poster boy Maine’s Paul Le Pen Le Page: “These are guys with the name D-Money, … Continue reading

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Another Notch for Wayne LaPierre

I am waiting for Wayne ‘Cold Dead Hands’ LaPierre to opine on the Grand Jury’s failure to indict anyone for the execution of 12-year old Tamir Rice for the crime of, well, existing while black. I’m sure the NRA is … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote – UPDATED

Because we love a good retraction Famous dissembler Bennie-the-Blade Carson regrets the error: “As far as the China thing was concerned, I probably shouldn’t have said that. I said that on the basis of what some people in the CIA … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ben 'Walk Like An Egyptian' Carson, racism | 6 Comments

Vanilla ISIS Gives Us a Two-Fer!

“Even her race to Obama. She was going to beat Obama. I don’t know who’d be worse. I don’t know. How does it get worse? She was favored to win and she got schlonged. She lost. She lost.” Everyone’s so … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

Wishing you and your family a Happy #Thanksgiving. pic.twitter.com/qI3U7hbGhK — Washington Redskins (@Redskins) November 26, 2015 The Team Who Shall Not Be Named has an opening in their Social Media PR Department. But I’m only guessing.

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