Rick Perry Declares War

perry deepthroats a dog

Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) reportedly plans to dispatch the Texas National Guard to the U.S. border with Mexico, according to news reports.

Perry will announce his plans Monday to mobilize some 1,000 guardsmen to the Rio Grande Valley to increase security at the border, according to the Monitor, a south Texas newspaper. The newspaper quoted a state senator and an internal memo it obtained from a state official’s office.

…or maybe he’s just announcing his run for preznint?

I’ll Get The Change Of Address Cards

The Klan Goes To Church

The Klan Goes To Church

Breaking news: 63% of Mississippi isn’t totally racist!

A new Public Policy Polling survey found that 37 percent of Republicans who voted in the Mississippi primary runoff election between incumbent Sen. Thad Cochran (R-MS) and state Sen. Chris McDaniel (R) said they would back the Confederate side if there was another Civil War.

So more than one third of Mississippians would betray the country? They’re so patriotic.

Some of His Best Friends Were Blah

As Frothy Santorum sort of said, “Once you go Blah you never go bah.” At any rate, failed Senate candidate Chris McDaniel noted bad logistician and famous friend of Neo-Confederate Secessionists everywhere, got a helping hand from the local paper:

“It’s been frustrating to see so many people in the black community be convinced that Chris McDaniel was a racist just because someone they trusted told them he was,” the editorial, published on July 2, read. “If they did a little research on their own, they would find out that McDaniel was a basketball standout at South Jones and Jones County Junior College.”

I’m going to love reading the inevitable apology for THAT one.

Mooselini: Time to Unpeach The Kenyan Usurper!

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has written an exclusive word salad for Dead Breitbart calling for the impeachment of the Kenyan Usurper (and shame on the NYTimes for letting this exclusive slip through your fingers).

Without borders, there is no nation. Obama knows this. Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate.

There’s you geography lesson for today: without borders there is no nation. But I guess when you are writing for the mouth-breathing paste-eaters, you must define terms. Continue, please, governor.

Discrediting the price paid for America’s exceptionalism over our history, he’s given false hope and taxpayer’s change to millions of foreign nationals who want to sneak into our country illegally.

Instead of sneaking into our country legally? But what the hell does that first part mean?I think she must have written that bit herself, and not her ghost writer.

Because of Obama’s purposeful dereliction of duty an untold number of illegal immigrants will kick off their shoes and come on in, competing against Americans for our jobs and limited public services.

Citizens: that lettuce doesn’t pick itself, and you too could have a career in picking strawberries in pesticide laden fields. On the plus side, isn’t it nice that they kick off their shoes before them come in? What the hell does that mean, anyway?

The federal government is trillions of dollars in debt, many cities are on the verge of insolvency, our overrun healthcare system, police forces, social services, schools, and our unsustainably generous welfare-state programs are stretched to the max.

…after years of Republican governance.

Have faith that average American workers – native-born and wonderful legal immigrants of all races, backgrounds, and political parties – do care because we’re the ones getting screwed as we’re forced to follow all our government’s rules while others are not required to do so.

Oh, come now, Mooselini. We know that we are exceptional and not average.

Many now feel like strangers in their own land. It’s the American worker who is forced to deal with Obama’s latest crisis with our hard-earned tax dollars while middle class wages decrease, sustainable jobs get more scarce, and communities become unrecognizable and bankrupted due to Obama’s flood of illegal immigration.

About those wages decreasing, not one single Republican in Congress voted to increase the minimum wage. Not one.

President Obama’s rewarding of lawlessness, including his own, is the foundational problem here. It’s not going to get better, and in fact irreparable harm can be done in this lame-duck term as he continues to make up his own laws as he goes along, and, mark my words, will next meddle in the U.S. Court System with appointments that will forever change the basic interpretation of our Constitution’s role in protecting our rights.

You know, like giving your bosses the Constitutional Right to deny you birth control.

It’s time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment.

Mooselini speaks for the common person here, including legal immigrants. You know, like from Europe.

The many impeachable offenses of Barack Obama can no longer be ignored. If after all this he’s not impeachable, then no one is.

Unless he committed a high-crime or misdemeanor, methinks you are blowing smoke up my ass.

McCain-celebration

Once again, we must thank Grandpa Walnuts for elevating this moran to the nation’s attention…

Anyway, if you go to the Dead Guy’s site (which I will not link to), you can read the comments for more thrills. How Mooselini does inspire those dolts is a thing of wonder.

Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

Warning: Racism ahead… and stupidity

For those of you who don’t follow CSPAN much, they have two phone lines (one for Wingnuttia and one for Dims), and the big tell is always when someone says that s/he is “an independent” that something untoward is about to happen. And remember all the Teabaggers in the beginning claiming to be Independents because they couldn’t say that they were Chimpy’s base: they burned their uniforms like the Germans at the end of WWII, and they put on their funny hats.

How’s That Rebranding Working For Ya, Reince?

“If you take a look, you mentioned the Hispanic population — the African American population, there’s a number of things that our party stands for that they embrace,” Tillis said. He went on to say that Republican need to do a better job reaching out to minority voters. Tillis then said that unlike the Hispanic or black populations, which have been growing, the “traditional population of North Carolina and the United States is more or less stable.”

–State House Speaker Thom Tillis (R-NC), the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in North Carolina made the local dogs howl all at once.