Category Archives: People Dumber than Dolphins

Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Nikki Haley

[Haley] said Wednesday that Trump’s call for a temporary ban on Muslim immigration to the country is what compelled her to speak out. “You know, the one thing that got me, I think, was when he started saying ban all … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning!

The take-away quote comes from Petunia II: “Some will also question why don’t we just fix the actual system in place. And why don’t we have a leader in place that would actually make us feel safe about terrorists so … Continue reading

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Say Good Bye To Petunia II

We shed a tear today when we learned that Petunia II, Elizabeth Hasselbeck will be retiring from The Curvy Couch of Dumb to allegedly spend more time with her family and less time with the Dumb One and the Other … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ben Carson

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) wins the morning as they breathlessly tell us that ‘Bennie the Blade’ Carson compares Syrian refugees to dogs: Speaking to reporters following a campaign stop in Mobile, Alabama, Carson stressed that the United … Continue reading

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Frank Luntz Speaks!

Kudos to @JDickerson for kicking off tonight's #DemDebate with foreign policy. It may not be important to Democrats, but it is to America. — Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) November 15, 2015 I hate to break the news to you, Frankie, but Democrats … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dr. Carson

Amateur Egyptologist and noted grain storage scholar Ben Carson turns his ag-economic eye to stop close to 100% of undocumented immigrants (after you build the double-fence with an asphalt road between for the entire length of the border): you give … Continue reading

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The Quotable Sen. Tom Cotton

“At a certain point when disability keeps climbing and become endemic, employers will struggle to find employees or begin or continue to move out of the area,” he said. “The population continues to fall and a downward spiral kicks in, … Continue reading

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Let’s Give It Up For The Tangerine Dream!

I’m kind of shocked that Y’all Qaeda hates The Kenyan Usurper so much that they would cheer for the news that Weepy has resigned. You see, they blame HIM for not stopping Obama somehow. And so now the Crazies are … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

You cannot make this s*** up: “They have illegally put my wife in jail…” “So we’re going to ask [Governor] Beshear to do his job or step down.” The Stupid is really strong in this one.

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Peggy to Tillie

In her Thursday Wall Street Journal Column – writer, elitist (among other things) and now seer; Peggy Noonan – just knows that Donald Trump, the man who wants Mexico to pay for a wall along the border, the man who … Continue reading

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