…And He Was Never Laid Again (This Exists)

bat mirror

Yes, you too can have a Batman-logo mirror in your Batcave, and everytime you look in it you will be alone.

…and she was never laid again

Sherlock and Moriarty

I think the blindfolded gentlemen are Sherlock and Moriarty.

(Status update: Arrived in San Jose; it’s strange saying goodbye to a place. Maybe more later?)

And He Was Never Laid Again

Star Wars

He has so much going for him, too. Yes, that is the Death Star.

…And He Was Never Laid Again

Evil Dead Tat

A full back for The Evil Dead?

…And he was never laid again

Jeebus LOL

Actually, I bet he gets all he wants.

…and she was never laid again

Web feet

I cannot decide if this is creepy or awesome, but given the scissors, I’ll go with awesome.

…And He Was Never Laid Again

monkey tat

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

And She Was Never Laid Again

Armpit shark baby tat

(OK, maybe she was, she’s kinda cute. But Still! An armpit tat of a shark eating a baby? OK, that is hawt!)