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Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner

Nooners does Haiku: Channels winter snow, hard work. Stick to boozing, lush! And the inspiration? La bloggue de Peggington Noonington, bien sûr!

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Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner

Sanya nude beach shuts, Too much sexy time for some. Man named Wang protests! And here is the source of his inspiration.

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Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner

Jennifer Garner looks like a duck’s vagina? That’s one sexy duck. (Inspired by Cate Blanchett, George Clooney and Matt Damon read mean tweets about themselves)

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Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner

Naked guy gets trapped Playing in washing machine. Needs lube to get out As our Poet Laureate says, “Too much Gambling with his Proctor, I’d say.”

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Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner

Miners found alive! But now they get the bad news: Fatties get out last

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Bad Statues, cont.

I’m calling it, “That’s a helluva bunion.” The reprehensible and morally degenerate Mountjoy Center for the Appreciation of Cultural Delights is proud to present tonight’s installation from Scissorhead SkinnyDennis who seems to have a serious knack for finding these things. … Continue reading

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The birth of a Haiku

Scissorheads – I thought you might like to see some of the elaborate process that Mountjoy and I go through (sometimes) to create offerings for the Mountjoy Poetry Corner. Mountjoy, as you probably know is in Australia, and I am … Continue reading

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Mounjoy’s Poetry Corner

Diamond Dogs redux: Try fitting sixteen inches on an LP sleeve (Link is arguably NSFW)

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L’il Kim shoots his load…

…into the ocean, but claims that they launched a communication satellite into space and now they can listen to K-ROQ! And from Mountjoy… Kim Jong, Dear Leader with Missile-Manhood problem: Couldn’t keep it up.

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Special edition haiku!

A bonus haiku from our poet laureate, Mountjoy, who else: Visiting Detroit? Get out fast, if the steakhouse serves Baby Back Ribs.

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