Category Archives: Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Nooners does Haiku: Channels winter snow, hard work. Stick to boozing, lush! And the inspiration? La bloggue de Peggington Noonington, bien sûr!
Sanya nude beach shuts, Too much sexy time for some. Man named Wang protests! And here is the source of his inspiration.
Jennifer Garner looks like a duck’s vagina? That’s one sexy duck. (Inspired by Cate Blanchett, George Clooney and Matt Damon read mean tweets about themselves)
Naked guy gets trapped Playing in washing machine. Needs lube to get out As our Poet Laureate says, “Too much Gambling with his Proctor, I’d say.”
Miners found alive! But now they get the bad news: Fatties get out last
I’m calling it, “That’s a helluva bunion.” The reprehensible and morally degenerate Mountjoy Center for the Appreciation of Cultural Delights is proud to present tonight’s installation from Scissorhead SkinnyDennis who seems to have a serious knack for finding these things. … Continue reading
Scissorheads – I thought you might like to see some of the elaborate process that Mountjoy and I go through (sometimes) to create offerings for the Mountjoy Poetry Corner. Mountjoy, as you probably know is in Australia, and I am … Continue reading
Diamond Dogs redux: Try fitting sixteen inches on an LP sleeve (Link is arguably NSFW)
…into the ocean, but claims that they launched a communication satellite into space and now they can listen to K-ROQ! And from Mountjoy… Kim Jong, Dear Leader with Missile-Manhood problem: Couldn’t keep it up.
A bonus haiku from our poet laureate, Mountjoy, who else: Visiting Detroit? Get out fast, if the steakhouse serves Baby Back Ribs.