Category Archives: Today’s Irony Alert

News That Will Drive You To Drink

“I spoke with Kim Davis this morning to offer my prayers and support,” Huckabee said. “I let her know how proud I am of her for not abandoning her religious convictions and standing strong for religious liberty. She is showing … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two

The Sanctity of Marriage Texas State Senator Charles Perry, a Gawd-fearin’ Xristian, who is seeking to defeat the ‘mos who want to get married, finds himself in a bit of bind: “An apparent stripper in Oklahoma has filed for a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Convicted felon accuses Hillary Clinton of lawlessness, and yes, Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA is currently serving his eight month … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted

Politico is running a series on potential 2016 candidate's "fatal flaws." Here's Paul Ryan's: pic.twitter.com/ejvSAoLX3c — Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) November 16, 2014

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The Gods Do Have A Sense of Humor

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Under law signed by McDonnell, convicted felons lose pensions McDonnell will have his license to practice law removed once the Virginia State Bar receives notice of his felony convictions. There … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

Oliver f***ing North—yes, that Oliver North—accuses The Kenyan Usurper of financing a terrorist organization, you know, with the Bergdhal release. Thank Blog it wasn’t guns for hostages, or we might have killed off Eiron.

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Today’s Irony Alert

​NYPD refuses to divulge transparency guidelines handbook The handbook that guides the New York City Police Department’s transparency policies for records requests, ultimately informing the public as to how the department operates, is being kept private based on certain statutes … Continue reading

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Hypocrisy, thy name is Tillerson

As ExxonMobil’s CEO, it’s Rex Tillerson’s job to promote the hydraulic fracturing enabling the recent oil and gas boom, and fight regulatory oversight. The oil company is the biggest natural gas producer in the U.S., relying on the controversial drilling … Continue reading

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Today’s Irony Alert

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Bejeweled Former Nazi Bemoans Bejeweledness

Prada-slippers wearing Pope Benny-the-Rat, speaking in one of the most opulent and art-filled palaces the world has ever known, berate his followers to “see through the superficial glitter of this season.” The material writes itself sometimes. (AP)

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