Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

Sand-People

“One thing is certain, however, inmate Wood died in a lawful manner and by eyewitness and medical accounts he did not suffer. This is in stark comparison to the gruesome, vicious suffering that he inflicted on his two victims – and the lifetime of suffering he has caused their family.”

Jan Brewer, The Terrible Queen of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, (commenting? dissembling? lying? we’ll go with covering her ass) on the botched 2-hour execution of convicted double murderer, Joseph Wood.

We are barbarians that we still let these state-run executions happen.

Bad Headlines, Cont.

Ebony

Well, bad everything, actually.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

blogging-addiction

Heading back to Seattle tonight, will be there by tomorrow night. Posting will be lite in the meanwhile, so why not choose a few blogs from the blogroll to visit? Everyone of’em is a proven winner (Scissorheads rule, after all), and see what your friends and neighbors are up to?

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

The Kenyan Usurper should be hung, drawn, and quartered. By the way, this is from the Center for Immigration Studies, a Wingnuttian think tank.

  • James Robison thinks that the religious are NOT involved enough in US Politics. But please disregard if you are not a Xristian Xrazie.
  • Get Off The Cross, We Need the Wood - Constitutional Scholar and Gay Studies Theorist Matt Staver says that The Kenyan Usurper’s secret goal with the LGBT non-discrimination executive order is to discriminate against Xristian Xrazies:

    “I think it ought to wake up the American people and certainly legislators to see what the end game here is,” Staver tells OneNewNow. “It’s not non-discrimination, it’s not tolerance: it is absolute dominance particularly not only of all worldviews but of the Christian and Judeo-Christian worldview. That’s really what this is about.”

  • You Have Been Warned! - Archie Comics Embraces Homosexuality, Witchcraft Demons and Occult Practices. What’s gotten into Archie? Well not Kevin Keller… but the alternate future storyline where Archie is killed by a gun nut when he tries to save gay Kevin’s life. The Xristian Xrazies, you see, thinks that the gun nut is the hero?

Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

GOP-Toe-Tag

MOSCOW (AP) — A top pro-Russia rebel commander in eastern Ukraine has given a bizarre version of events surrounding the Malaysian jetliner crash — suggesting many of the victims may have died days before the plane took off.

The pro-rebel website Russkaya Vesna on Friday quoted Igor Girkin as saying he was told by people at the crash site that “a significant number of the bodies weren’t fresh,” adding that he was told they were drained of blood and reeked of decomposition.

“Buy the damn Cookies!”

KathyPerkinsScouts

That’s Kathy Perkins who heads up some sort of Moms With Guns organization, giving the GSA the best lesson in sales: pack heat, sales will go way, way up.

Honest-to-Blog these ammosexuals are absolutely repellant. What kind of message does that give little kids? There is zero chance I would buy even my much-loved Mystic Mints from a sprout with lethal force mother behind them.

Ted Cruz Is Doing It For The Children

The Addams Family Cruz

Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz is (un)surprisingly looking at exploiting the immigrant children crisis for his own political purposes:

The conservative firebrand believes that any bill to deal with the unaccompanied migrant children at the border must also include language to stop a 2012 immigration directive from President Barack Obama — a proposal unlikely to go anywhere in the Democratic-controlled Senate.

That’s a much tougher approach than the one being sought by Cruz’s fellow Texans — GOP Sen. John Cornyn and Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar — who would leave the directive alone. Instead, they would toughen a 2008 human trafficking law while speeding up immigration proceedings and authorizing 40 more judges to handle the cases. The Obama administration has expressed openness to revisiting the 2008 law, and the Texans’ plan could be included in a spending measure that will soon be considered by the GOP-controlled House.

Even given all that, I don’t think Cruz is planning on running for Preznint—that would require actual work—he’s just another grifter.