Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Sometimes we eat lunch on the weekends, and so we offer some fries to you… today’s stupid comes to us from Suffolk County, NY Executive Steve Bellone, a married father of three who is up for re-election next year, has absolutely no idea how he ended up following a porn star on Twitter:

“County Executive Bellone’s Twitter account, which is operated by his staff, has been hacked and an obscene Twitter account was subsequently followed,” said his spokeswoman, Vanessa Baird-Streeter.

“A formal complaint has been filed with Twitter and to the third-party software used to assist in managing the account. His staff has instituted stricter security protocols to ensure an incident like this does not happen in the future.”

T’is baffling how the 19-year-old Duke University student and porn star Belle Knox ended up as one of the 267 people on his “following” list. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

The Afternoon Quote

“I think there’s no doubt that what Belgium needs is a version of Politico. The waffles are delicious there, by the way.”

The Kenyan Usurper talking to a reporter from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) who reportedly was relocating to Brussels to open the European edition of TBOTP, which I suppose will be known as Tiger Beat on the Manneken Pis. You heard it here FIRST.

The Afternoon Derp

Our old pal One-L tells us her winning strategy for fighting us Libtards: you use evidence-based arguments. If anyone in the modern moment has a looser relationship with facts than Bachmann, I want to know about him/her.

One-L is a national treasure.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Maybe Petunia and Pals is actually performance art? Anyway, listen in and marvel at the way Petunia II tells Reverend Jacques Degraff that blacks are much worse off under The Kenyan Usurper!

News That Will Drive You To Drink

(Daily RFT)

Meet Missouri Representative Rick Brattin. He’s just filled a bill that will require women to get a permission slip from a man before they can have an abortion. The bill states that “[n]o abortion shall be performed or induced unless and until the father of the unborn child provides written, notarized consent to the abortion.”

And then as an homage to his fellow Show-Me state hero, Todd Akin, he says that it must be a legitimate rape:

“Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it,” he said. “So you couldn’t just go and say, ‘Oh yeah, I was raped,’ and get an abortion. It has to be a legitimate rape.”

The Morning Quote

“I think part of it is sort of entering this sort of Honey Boo Boo phase of the Obama presidency in which he does what he wants. And he’s not going to be constrained by elections, he’s not going to be constrained by voters.”

Chris Stirewalt, Fox News digital politics editor, commenting on the news that President Barack Obama had authorized a prisoner swap with Cuba.