Maybe He’ll Run A Third Time?

Alaskastan’s not favorite son, Joe Miller has lost his bid to become their OTHER senator to former Alaska Attorney General Dan Sullivan.

The Tea Party’s Miller lost to Sullivan 32% to 40%, and will not be facing incumbent U.S. Sen. Mark Begich in the fall. Miller, a long-time protégé of Sarah Palin previously lost to a write-in campaign for incumbent U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski.

Condolences to Alaska’s part-time governor and full-tim grifter Mooselini in small bills. A grifter still’s gotta grift.

Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

“The prayer is delivered during the ceremonial portion of the county’s meeting, and typically invokes guidance for the County Commission from the highest spiritual authority, a higher authority which a substantial body of Brevard constituents believe to exist,” the letter reads. “The invocation is also meant to lend gravity to the occasion, to reflect values long part of the county’s heritage, and to acknowledge the place religion holds in the lives of many private citizens in Brevard County.”

–The county commission in Brevard County, Florida, who don’t seem to understand the First Amendment applies to everyone.

PS – Comcast, the innernet company that cou seems to be belching and hiccuping today, so posting will be lite.

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

  • The Catholic League’s Bill Donohue Has Been Reading Kipling Again -

    “Why is there is no such thing as a winter riot? Because it’s cold outside. Quite frankly, it’s not fun to riot when it’s freezing. Moreover, when the temperature rises, so do the passions. Heat also makes it likely that young men — it’s mostly young men — will take to the streets to act out.”

    He left out the part about the hot savage blood, but, you know, points for trying. (NewsMax)

  • Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is not a divider-upper (thanks Chimpy!), he’s a healer.
  • The Boycott Continues! - Black Jesus continues to make the savage blood boil be boycotted by the Xristian Xrazies; now they want everyone to boycott the Obamaphone, in the name of White Jeebus.

Ya Want Fries With Your Stupid?

From World Nut Daily: FERGUSON RIOTERS AKIN TO KKK

It is long past time to speak the truth. The blacks rioting and looting in Ferguson, Missouri, are not oppressed, frustrated people. They are a pernicious and hardly secretive camorra. The rioters and looters didn’t steal food, or medicine for sick children; they stole televisions, clothing, DVDs, CDs, jewelry, cigarettes and the like. There exists no acceptable excuse for their behavior. Ergo, there remains only the truth: They are an ungodly, stiff-necked lot given over to rage and evil behavior.

And then the fun really starts:

Suppose the Ku Klux Klan went on a murderous rampage burning and destroying cities every time blacks murdered, raped, or viciously assaulted an innocent white person. Speaking of the KKK, I say it is time for blacks to be treated as the KKK have been, i.e., let rioters, their families and those who support/encourage their malevolent and destructive behavior be held financially responsible for the damage they inflict.

And being undisciplined writers at World Nut Daily, besides invoking the KKK and blaming the victims, the wheels start to come off the bus: Abortion!

The people are upset because a “gangsta’ wannabe” made a bad decision that led to his death – but they ignore the deaths of truly innocent children. St. Louis is home to a Planned Parenthood death mill located at 4251 Forest Park Avenue, and as recently as 2010, it was headed by a black woman. A Planned Parenthood death factory that, according to tax records filed in 2010 obtained from Mark Crutcher’s Life Dynamics and Abortiondocs.org, earned $7.75 million and paid salaries totaling $4.5 million, for murdering innocent unborn black children in 2008.

Approximately 1,876 unborn black children are murdered by abortion every day. How many of those 1,876 black children are murdered at the Planned Parenthood abortion mill located in St. Louis? Ergo, who is really feasting on the blood of innocent blacks?

But… but just a moment ago, the gangsta thug rapper wannabes had it coming? I’m so confused by the moral relativism here, and to answer your question, who is really feasting on the blood of innocent blacks, well, I would vote for conservatives.

Happy Hour News Briefs

News that will drive you to drink

Rev. Fishsticks explains to us why Michael Brown attacked the police officer in Ferguson. Hint: Reefer Madness.

  • The Hawiian Devil Baby and Kenyan Usurper Barack Hussein Obama has used his super-dictator powers as a weakling Tzar (or something) and decreed that no government facilities can show Fox News, or at least that what One News Now alleges.
  • GLAAD looks at BarbWire, the eponymous website of Matt Barber, the man who thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, and tells us of their skin-tight association with The Liberty Counsel, which as we all know is a Southern Poverty Law Center designated hate group. Barber of course denies everything.
  • Maybe Matt Barber would be glad to learn of the evacuation plan, you know, if your church becomes gay friendly.

This will help

The Klan Goes To Church

The Klan Goes To Church

Klan heading to Ferguson to ‘guard white businesses,’ back shooting of ‘n*gger criminal’

Ku Klux Klan (KKK) members from three different states are reportedly traveling to Ohio to hold a two-day fundraiser for the officer who shot unarmed teen Michael Brown, and to “guard white businesses.”

…On Friday, the New Empire Knights announced that it would be holding a fundraiser on August 23-24 in Sullivan, about 60 miles from Ferguson.

I wonder if Hannity will have them on, too.

David Gregory Can Afford His Own Damn Cheese Sandwich and Roadmap

Professional Journalist Person David Gregory performs off camera as a backup singer/dance for Karl Rove (Never Indicted).

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) had a teaser piece in their email thingie which linked out to a Page Six piece that says NBC paid Dancin’ Dave $4m essentially to go away and not say bad things about them.

Ousted “Meet the Press” anchor David Gregory was paid $4 million to leave NBC and signed a contract not to speak out against the network, sources told Page Six.

…A source said Gregory’s contract extended into next year, so NBC had to pay him for the rest of the term, plus an extra fee to ensure his silence.

I would like to propose to NBC that I could be asked to go away for half that price, but we’d have to negotiate on the silence part. Nobody puts ‘Grain in the corner.