“The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there’s more competition, there’s less tort reform threat, there’s less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,” Palin said.
–Mooselini, trying to explain her healthcare plan alternative to Matt Lauer.
War on Christmas
Alaska’s part-time Governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin found an unguarded microphone over the weekend, and as always, incoherent hilarity ensues:
Did you get that? We are buying our way into being Chinese-owned slaves, or something, because we keep church and state apart.
Oops, did we say grift? We meant gift. Anyway, Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini has a new book out. Take it away, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!):
Next Tuesday, the former vice presidential candidate will embark on a 15-city tour to promote her new book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas.”
Palin announced the dates and cities for the first leg of her tour on her Facebook page on Wednesday. More dates will follow after Thanksgiving, she said.
It will start after Thanksgiving?
That’s always a magical time of year for Mooselini.
Alaskastan’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin appears to be iced to the eyebrows. Was Peggington Noonington in town for one of her lunches (hold the olive) or something?
Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily
Yup, five years ago today, Grandpa Walnuts took a Hail Mary pass, fumbled the ball, and chose Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin to be his running mate.
And what a time we’ve had since, from lip-stick wearing pit bull Hockey Moms to Death Panels, and winking until Rich Lowry was moist in his nether region, Mooselini has distinguished herself time and time again.
[Sarah Palin] said Alaska holds the world record cabbage at 127 pounds. She also mentioned that state residents have grown a 96-pound kohlrabi, 82-pound rutabaga, 42-pound beet, 39-pound turnip, 35-pound broccoli and 18.9-pound carrot. “That’s the size of a salmon,” she said of the carrot.
Too easy… too easy.
(TriState Neighbor via Google News)
Now you too can marvel at the finances of SarahPac, which appears to be Mooselini’s Political Action Committee to promote conservative candidates.
In the most recent reporting period, Mooselini donated $5,000 to Jason Smith for Congress, and the rest of the $496,505 she reports spending in the first 6-months of 2013 went to… well, grifters gotta grift.
Word salad, tossed fresh daily:
“I’ve considered [running for the Senate] because people have requested me considering it, but I’m still waiting to see what the lineup will be and hoping that, there again, there will be some new blood, new energy, not just kind of picking from the same old politicians in the state that come from political families that have sort of [unintelligible] up there for so many years because too many of them have been part of the problem.”
I especially like the “unintelligible” part. You know it’s the real deal when Mooselini transcripts give up.
This was in response to a question about if Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin could ever picture leaving the GOP:
“I love the name of that party — the ‘Freedom Party.’ And if the GOP continues to back away from the planks in our platform, from the principles that built this party of Lincoln and Reagan, then yeah, more and more of us are going to start saying, ‘You know, what’s wrong with being independent,’ kind of with that libertarian streak that much of us have. In other words, we want government to back off and not infringe upon our rights. I think there will be a lot of us who start saying ‘GOP, if you abandon us, we have nowhere else to go except to become more independent and not enlisted in a one or the other private majority parties that rule in our nation, either a Democrat or a Republican.’ Remember these are private parties, and you know, no one forces us to be enlisted in either party.”
Oh, please, Mooselini, do. With a cherry on top.
What a word salad to serve up on a Sunday morning.
Remember Alaskastan’s senatorial candidate and famous beard-wearing person Joe Miller who holds the distinction of being the only candidate to lose to a write-in campaign for the oddly spelled Lisa Murkowski? Remember him? Endorsed by Mooselini? Teabagger?
The Moose-Savant is gonna run again.
(Second verse: a little bit louder and a little bit worse!)