Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily

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The Hollywood Reporter has an interview up with Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin and while the whole thing is almost incomprehensible mashup of word-like things, this little passage where the interviewer asks Mooselini if she’s read the Hillary Clinton book jumped out at me. You know, because the last time she was asked what she read turned out to be so insightful:

Q: Have you read Hillary Clinton’s book Hard Choices?
A: So far just the passage about me because an attorney sent the passage to me.

It’s all about her, it will always be about her.

Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With a Side of Stupid

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Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini has prepared a lovely word salad for our luncheon enjoyment:

Commander-in-Chief’s Definition of “Honorable Service” Includes Anti-American Actions While in Uniform; He Just Destroyed Troop Morale
The Obama administration tells America this soldier served “with honor and distinction.” (http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/susan-rice-bergdahl-served-honor-and-distinction_794066.html)

No, Mr. President, a soldier expressing horrid anti-American beliefs – even boldly putting them in writing and unabashedly firing off his messages (http://nypost.com/2014/05/31/the-bizarre-tale-of-americas-last-known-pow/) while in uniform, just three days before he left his unit on foot – is not “honorable service.” Unless that is your standard.

Please use your White House Rose Garden to praise the truly honorable service of our good U.S. troops who were killed in their search for Sgt. Bergdahl (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/02/we-lost-soldiers-in-the-hunt-for-bergdahl-a-guy-who-walked-off-in-the-dead-of-night.html). Praise the soldiers who fought with everything they had to defeat Islamic terrorists, those whom you just freed from prison. Our men gave all. Our surviving combat vets will forever live with the effects of the missions they willingly engaged in to protect you, our country, and certainly their brothers and sisters who are proud to wear the uniform.

You blew it again, Barack Obama, by negotiating away any leverage against the bad guys as these bad guys – Osama Bin Laden’s partners in evil crime – joyfully celebrate their “win” in the deal you sealed.

- Sarah Palin

In Which We Give Thanks For John McCain

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“In many respects, illegal aliens in our country today are receiving better health care, more benefits than our troops,” Palin said in an interview on Thursday with FOX’s “Hannity” at the Republican Leadership Conference…“And that is what government-run health care will result in,” Palin said. “It’s inefficient, it takes away choices and isn’t it ironic that those who are willing to sacrifice all, to put their lives, to allow freedom of choices … they’re the ones getting screwed by the VA.”

Thanks Grandpa Walnuts for dropping this word-salad factory turdball on the American People.

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh

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Note how the Boreal Narcissus manages to start off with a link to Drudge before she turns a story about Hillary into her standard soliloquy of resentment about how shabbily she is treated.

As for Trigg, the only likable Palin, methinks Mooselini doth protest too much, but also: does anyone care (anymore)?

Somewhere Torquemada is smiling

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin says that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists, which really brings home the whole Crusades aspect of the War on Terror doesn’t it?

Even as a person who professes no faith, I find this terribly offensive for my friends who do practice and believe. I don’t think that there is any more clear statement that Mooselini could make that shows what would happen if any of the free-range Xristian Xrazies theocrats got their hands on the levers of government (again).

(Hat tip: Liberaland)

Mooselini Wants to Death Panel Paul Ryan’s Budget

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“The latest Ryan (R, Wisconsin) Budget is not an April Fool’s joke,” Palin wrote in a Facebook post. “But it really IS a joke because it is STILL not seeing the problem; it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending TODAY, instead of speculating years out that some future Congress and White House may possibly, hopefully, eh-who-knows, take responsibility for today’s budgetary selfishness and shortsightedness to do so. THIS is the definition of insanity.”

Kudos to her ghost writer for not letting The Boreal Narcissus toss her usual word salad all over the place.

(Livewire)

Green Eggs and Spam

As Right Wing Watch so snarkily says, CPAC started with One-L telling us that theirs is an intellectual movement seems only appropriate that it ended with Mooselini reading (a plagiarized version of) Green Eggs and Ham:

In fairness to the Moose, she did somewhat footnote it by thanking the Internet at the end, something Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, and Paul Ryan might consider next time they lift entire passages from uncredited sources.

In which Mooselini pees in Peggy’s Mai Tai

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“Great article, Peggy, but where the heck were you when I and other commonsense conservatives were sounding the warning bell in ’08? You joined the ‘cool kids’ in mocking and condescendingly criticizing — ultimately demanding that we ‘sit down and shut up.’ Better late than never, though, Peggy and your ilk, because, meanwhile back in America…”

And the back story in case you have forgotten it, is that Peggington Noonington stepped on her dick and diss’ed America’s pitbull on a live mic:

Never let it be said that Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin doesn’t hold a grudge well. It took her nearly 6 years to wreak her mean-girls style revenge, but there you have it.

(Politico)

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin slipped and admitted that she didn’t actually read the interview of Duck F*** Dynasty and ZZ-Top tribute band look-alike Phil Robertson in GQ, you know, before posting her outrage on Facebook and other places where Mooselini goes to gripe about how Xristian Xrazies are the most put-upon people in the world.

I wouldn’t blame Von Cistern if she went home after that and drank Windex, and sobbed that gelatinous Roger Ailes must hate her.

(Christian Post)