“Great article, Peggy, but where the heck were you when I and other commonsense conservatives were sounding the warning bell in ’08? You joined the ‘cool kids’ in mocking and condescendingly criticizing — ultimately demanding that we ‘sit down and shut up.’ Better late than never, though, Peggy and your ilk, because, meanwhile back in America…”
And the back story in case you have forgotten it, is that Peggington Noonington stepped on her dick and diss’ed America’s pitbull on a live mic:
Never let it be said that Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin doesn’t hold a grudge well. It took her nearly 6 years to wreak her mean-girls style revenge, but there you have it.
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin slipped and admitted that she didn’t actually read the interview of Duck F*** Dynasty and ZZ-Top tribute band look-alike Phil Robertson in GQ, you know, before posting her outrage on Facebook and other places where Mooselini goes to gripe about how Xristian Xrazies are the most put-upon people in the world.
I wouldn’t blame Von Cistern if she went home after that and drank Windex, and sobbed that gelatinous Roger Ailes must hate her.
Moose-money! “A donation from the sale of these medallions will be made to Wounded Warrior Project, helping seriously injured service members. Order today to insure a low number.”
And the set of Mooselini Money is only $279 plus change!
(Hat tip: The Charm School Drop-Out)
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has somehow landed yet another unscripted teevee show:
New Berlin, WI (December 9 2013) Former U.S. vice presidential candidate, governor, best-selling author and original “Mama Grizzly” Sarah Palin returns to series television on Sportsman Channel to host a new show – the first part of the network’s “Red, Wild & Blue America” programming plan – for the fast-growing outdoor lifestyle network. Titled “Amazing America with Sarah Palin,” the weekly series will premiere in April 2014. The announcement was made today by Gavin Harvey, CEO of Sportsman Channel.
So, you are gonna put the word-salad factory on your cable channel and have her talk about, exactly what?
Amazing America with Sarah Palin is an anthology of stories that explore some of the most original, interesting – and sometimes inspiring – people, places and pastimes connected to America’s outdoors lifestyle. Governor Palin takes viewers coast-to-coast into what Sportsman Channel calls “Red, Wild and Blue America” – where the American Spirit and the Great Outdoors are celebrated in equal measure. From everyday people to business leaders and celebrities; in cities, suburbs and towns; the leader of the “Status Go” movement – Palin – will find the stories of people and places that share and reflect her passion for what makes America the great, amazing nation that it is.
Oh, lord. No.
What you get when you let this idiot into the wild and film her.
“I’m excited to help shine a light on all the great American sportsmen and women in the country who live the outdoors lifestyle,” said Sarah Palin, host of Amazing America with Sarah Palin. “Sportsman Channel is the leader in their industry and I am thrilled to be partnering with them on this show.”
“If you lose that foundation, John Adams was implicitly warning us, then we will not follow our constitution, there will be no reason to follow our constitution because it is a moral and religious people who understand that there is something greater than self, we are to live selflessly, and we are to be held accountable by our creator, so that is what our constitution is based on, so those revisionists, those in the lamestream media, especially, who would want to ignore what our founders actually thought, felt and wrote about in our charters of liberty – well, that’s why I call them the lamestream media.”
–Mooselini Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter, speaking at Liberty University.I dare, Double-Dare, DOUBLE-DOG-DARE you to read it aloud, all in one breath.
I think Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini is saying that Harry Reid changed the senate rules at the Kenyan Usurper’s bidding so that no one will be talking about Obamacare at Thanksgiving.
The real question is why is she still on the electric teevee machine at all?
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifterSarah Palin has written a book that is allegedly about her Christmas traditions, which mostly seems to be anecdotes about how put-upon she is. Take it away, Daily Beast:
Above all, Palin never misses an opportunity to turn the attention back toward herself and how shabbily she has been treated in recent years. For instance, what begins as a disquisition on how atheists are the only Americans who demand to be legally protected from being offended quickly morphs into Palin talking about all the “concentrated ‘offense’” she stoically shouldered in 2008. (“During that campaign, I saw obscene protesters, had my personal e-mail hacked, was mischaracterized through ridiculously scandalous headlines, received death threats, and was stalked.”) In case anyone misses the point, she revisits the same theme a few chapters later, when recalling her state of mind on Christmas Night 2008: “I’d been through a challenging campaign for the vice presidency in which I’d been maligned, my family had been mocked, my e-mail had been hacked, and our privacy lost. There was literally no accusation against us that was too strange, too bizarre, to publish.”
Well, that sounds like the true meaning of Christmas, you know, if you were the Narcisus Borealis.
“The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there’s more competition, there’s less tort reform threat, there’s less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,” Palin said.
–Mooselini, trying to explain her healthcare plan alternative to Matt Lauer.
War on Christmas
Alaska’s part-time Governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin found an unguarded microphone over the weekend, and as always, incoherent hilarity ensues:
Did you get that? We are buying our way into being Chinese-owned slaves, or something, because we keep church and state apart.
Oops, did we say grift? We meant gift. Anyway, Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini has a new book out. Take it away, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!):
Next Tuesday, the former vice presidential candidate will embark on a 15-city tour to promote her new book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas.”
Palin announced the dates and cities for the first leg of her tour on her Facebook page on Wednesday. More dates will follow after Thanksgiving, she said.
It will start after Thanksgiving?
That’s always a magical time of year for Mooselini.