Now you too can marvel at the finances of SarahPac, which appears to be Mooselini’s Political Action Committee to promote conservative candidates.
In the most recent reporting period, Mooselini donated $5,000 to Jason Smith for Congress, and the rest of the $496,505 she reports spending in the first 6-months of 2013 went to… well, grifters gotta grift.
Word salad, tossed fresh daily:
“I’ve considered [running for the Senate] because people have requested me considering it, but I’m still waiting to see what the lineup will be and hoping that, there again, there will be some new blood, new energy, not just kind of picking from the same old politicians in the state that come from political families that have sort of [unintelligible] up there for so many years because too many of them have been part of the problem.”
I especially like the “unintelligible” part. You know it’s the real deal when Mooselini transcripts give up.
This was in response to a question about if Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin could ever picture leaving the GOP:
“I love the name of that party — the ‘Freedom Party.’ And if the GOP continues to back away from the planks in our platform, from the principles that built this party of Lincoln and Reagan, then yeah, more and more of us are going to start saying, ‘You know, what’s wrong with being independent,’ kind of with that libertarian streak that much of us have. In other words, we want government to back off and not infringe upon our rights. I think there will be a lot of us who start saying ‘GOP, if you abandon us, we have nowhere else to go except to become more independent and not enlisted in a one or the other private majority parties that rule in our nation, either a Democrat or a Republican.’ Remember these are private parties, and you know, no one forces us to be enlisted in either party.”
Oh, please, Mooselini, do. With a cherry on top.
What a word salad to serve up on a Sunday morning.
Remember Alaskastan’s senatorial candidate and famous beard-wearing person Joe Miller who holds the distinction of being the only candidate to lose to a write-in campaign for the oddly spelled Lisa Murkowski? Remember him? Endorsed by Mooselini? Teabagger?
The Moose-Savant is gonna run again.
(Second verse: a little bit louder and a little bit worse!)
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini has a new book contract to deliver a fresh-tossed word salad atchya:
“Amidst the fragility of this politically correct era, it is imperative that we stand up for our beliefs before the element of faith in a glorious and traditional holiday like Christmas is marginalized and ignored,” Palin said in a statement released through her publisher. “This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas.”
But not to worry the Narcissus Borealis is NOT taking a back seat to her Savior:
Palin also “will share personal memories and traditions from her own Christmases and illustrate the reasons why the celebration of Jesus Christ’s nativity is the centerpiece of her faith.”
That’s more like it.
UPDATE: I’ve been remiss. For a full 3/16th of a point towards your final grade, name Mooselini’s book. Bonus 3/16th of a point if you provide artwork.
Death of the Media
While it IS funny that the Washington Post fell for a parody site that claimed that Sarah Palin was joining Al Jazeera America news network, it is also kinda telling that even legitimate news organizations would believe that Mooselini would do anything to reclaim her fame and fortune. She has become a national punchline and a parody of herself.
After all, a grifter has to grift, the WaPo seems to understand this now.
And now this news of Alaska’s part-time Governor and full-time grifter: The Price of Palin: $15 per Word Spoken During FOX Contract
…from that word salad chef, Mooselini:
“I encourage others to step out in faith, jump out of the comfort zone, and broaden our reach as believers in American exceptionalism. That means broadening our audience. I’m taking my own advice here as I free up opportunities to share more broadly the message of the beauty of freedom and the imperative of defending our republic and restoring this most exceptional nation. We can’t just preach to the choir; the message of liberty and true hope must be understood by a larger audience.”
Hilariously, she says this to the dead Breitbart blog, you know, because where else does one go to get one’s message out of the Wingnut echo chamber?