Category Archives: Mooselini

And Now, Some Word Salad

Yep, believing that’s a clock in a school pencil box is like believing Barack Obama is ruling over the most transparent administration in history. Right. That’s a clock, and I’m the Queen of England. (Mooselini’s MyFace) –HRH Mooselini, Princess Dumbass … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Mooselini

“It’s a benefit of Bush to be able to be so fluent, because we have a large and wonderful Hispanic population building America, and that’s a great connection he has with them,” Palin told CNN’s Jake Tapper in an interview … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Mooselini?

I think we have another event horizon of stupid: Alaskastans part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is going to interview short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump on wingnut teevee she announced from her Book of Faces page: WTH, LAMESTREAM MEDIA! STAY … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Eh Mooselini?

It probably comes as little surprise to anyone paying attention but SarahPAC, the political action committee for Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini continues to spend less on candidates than it does on, well, the Boreal Narcissus. The National … Continue reading

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The 3-Martini Stupid is Served

Trump would ask Mooselini to be involved in his administration.

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The Morning Quote

“What [Donald Trump] did was he fired up the crazies.” —Grandpa Walnuts, who as we know weaponized the crazies by selecting Sarah Palin to be his running mate in his doomed 2008 Goat Rodeo run.

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Just as Grifters Gotta Grift…

…Quitters Gotta Quit (Wonkette has all the exciting deets)

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Again, History Repeats Itself, Again

We are sad to report that Fox News has once again cancelled their contract with Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Oh, the humanity! Reports Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!): “Fox News will not renew its … Continue reading

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I’m Starting To Like This O’Malley Guy

Grifters Gotta Grift Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin’s ghost writer wrote about O’Malley on her book of faces: “Yet another anti-freedom politician jumps in the race today for POTUS. As cool as he is with his rock … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Chris Christie: I’d Choose Sarah Palin For My VP And thus we prove once more that a drowning man will swim to a sinking ship. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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