In Which We Give Thanks For John McCain

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“In many respects, illegal aliens in our country today are receiving better health care, more benefits than our troops,” Palin said in an interview on Thursday with FOX’s “Hannity” at the Republican Leadership Conference…“And that is what government-run health care will result in,” Palin said. “It’s inefficient, it takes away choices and isn’t it ironic that those who are willing to sacrifice all, to put their lives, to allow freedom of choices … they’re the ones getting screwed by the VA.”

Thanks Grandpa Walnuts for dropping this word-salad factory turdball on the American People.

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh

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Note how the Boreal Narcissus manages to start off with a link to Drudge before she turns a story about Hillary into her standard soliloquy of resentment about how shabbily she is treated.

As for Trigg, the only likable Palin, methinks Mooselini doth protest too much, but also: does anyone care (anymore)?

Somewhere Torquemada is smiling

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin says that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists, which really brings home the whole Crusades aspect of the War on Terror doesn’t it?

Even as a person who professes no faith, I find this terribly offensive for my friends who do practice and believe. I don’t think that there is any more clear statement that Mooselini could make that shows what would happen if any of the free-range Xristian Xrazies theocrats got their hands on the levers of government (again).

(Hat tip: Liberaland)

Mooselini Wants to Death Panel Paul Ryan’s Budget

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A dead-eyed dick

“The latest Ryan (R, Wisconsin) Budget is not an April Fool’s joke,” Palin wrote in a Facebook post. “But it really IS a joke because it is STILL not seeing the problem; it STILL is not proposing reining in wasteful government overspending TODAY, instead of speculating years out that some future Congress and White House may possibly, hopefully, eh-who-knows, take responsibility for today’s budgetary selfishness and shortsightedness to do so. THIS is the definition of insanity.”

Kudos to her ghost writer for not letting The Boreal Narcissus toss her usual word salad all over the place.

(Livewire)

Green Eggs and Spam

As Right Wing Watch so snarkily says, CPAC started with One-L telling us that theirs is an intellectual movement seems only appropriate that it ended with Mooselini reading (a plagiarized version of) Green Eggs and Ham:

In fairness to the Moose, she did somewhat footnote it by thanking the Internet at the end, something Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, and Paul Ryan might consider next time they lift entire passages from uncredited sources.

In which Mooselini pees in Peggy’s Mai Tai

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“Great article, Peggy, but where the heck were you when I and other commonsense conservatives were sounding the warning bell in ’08? You joined the ‘cool kids’ in mocking and condescendingly criticizing — ultimately demanding that we ‘sit down and shut up.’ Better late than never, though, Peggy and your ilk, because, meanwhile back in America…”

And the back story in case you have forgotten it, is that Peggington Noonington stepped on her dick and diss’ed America’s pitbull on a live mic:

Never let it be said that Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin doesn’t hold a grudge well. It took her nearly 6 years to wreak her mean-girls style revenge, but there you have it.

(Politico)

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin slipped and admitted that she didn’t actually read the interview of Duck F*** Dynasty and ZZ-Top tribute band look-alike Phil Robertson in GQ, you know, before posting her outrage on Facebook and other places where Mooselini goes to gripe about how Xristian Xrazies are the most put-upon people in the world.

I wouldn’t blame Von Cistern if she went home after that and drank Windex, and sobbed that gelatinous Roger Ailes must hate her.

(Christian Post)

Grifters Gotta Grift

Introducing…

Moose-money!

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And the set of Mooselini Money is only $279 plus change!

(Hat tip: The Charm School Drop-Out)

Coming to an electronic teevee machine near you

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has somehow landed yet another unscripted teevee show:

New Berlin, WI (December 9 2013) Former U.S. vice presidential candidate, governor, best-selling author and original “Mama Grizzly” Sarah Palin returns to series television on Sportsman Channel to host a new show – the first part of the network’s “Red, Wild & Blue America” programming plan – for the fast-growing outdoor lifestyle network. Titled “Amazing America with Sarah Palin,” the weekly series will premiere in April 2014. The announcement was made today by Gavin Harvey, CEO of Sportsman Channel.

So, you are gonna put the word-salad factory on your cable channel and have her talk about, exactly what?

Amazing America with Sarah Palin is an anthology of stories that explore some of the most original, interesting – and sometimes inspiring – people, places and pastimes connected to America’s outdoors lifestyle. Governor Palin takes viewers coast-to-coast into what Sportsman Channel calls “Red, Wild and Blue America” – where the American Spirit and the Great Outdoors are celebrated in equal measure. From everyday people to business leaders and celebrities; in cities, suburbs and towns; the leader of the “Status Go” movement – Palin – will find the stories of people and places that share and reflect her passion for what makes America the great, amazing nation that it is.

Oh, lord. No.

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What you get when you let this idiot into the wild and film her.

“I’m excited to help shine a light on all the great American sportsmen and women in the country who live the outdoors lifestyle,” said Sarah Palin, host of Amazing America with Sarah Palin. “Sportsman Channel is the leader in their industry and I am thrilled to be partnering with them on this show.”