Word Salad, Tossed Fresh

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin gives us our Labor Day tossed salad to go with our grilled steaks as she gives us the history of the Labor Movement, thanks blue collar workers, tells us that Taaaaaaahd was in a union once, tells us that union thugs are the problem, and then admonishes us to not make labor day political. Oh, and then she thanks the people who are working today.

Thanks, Mooselini, for putting so much labor into your channel. It really shows.

Here’s Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

Even Mooselini's boobs pout

Even Mooselini’s boobs pout

From Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini’s MyFace page: No Drama Obama’s Summer Casual Agenda for America (or What He Didn’t Do On My Summer Vacation)

There is absolutely nothing important going on in the world right now.

…which is why the Boreal Narcissus is so qualified to comment on it. When it comes to not important, trust her: she’s an expert! And yet, I bet she’ll find a way to whine about it!

There are no security threats, no worldwide turmoil affecting America’s interests, no civil war in Syria, South Sudan, or Libya. No war on our ally, Israel. No Ebola epidemic devastating West Africa and spreading. No race riots tearing apart a whole community in Missouri. No Russian aggression in Ukraine. No deranged North Korean dictator testing more missiles. No Chinese jets getting up close and personal with our American military. No brave American journalist sickeningly beheaded by Muslim terrorist savages rampaging through the Middle East seizing oil fields and committing genocide on Christians and Kurds. No illegal immigration crisis as thousands of unaccompanied minors illegally walk right across our unsecured borders. No scandals in Obama’s White House. No worried servicemen and women coping with ill-advised U.S. Military chainsaw cuts. And no increase in our nation’s debt. Nope. It’s been one lazy summer with nothing to do, not a thing to worry about in No Drama Obama land.

This explains why the President spent the summer on vacay in Martha’s Vineyard and is now gearing up for Vacation 2.0 this weekend with the One Percent in the Hamptons, again, and in Newport, again.

The world is falling apart, and the lazy The Kenyan Usurper isn’t there. Say, why are all the dogs barking?

It’s the usual Mooselini confusion: Obama is shoving this/that/other down our throats, and he’s lazy. He’s a jack-booted tyrant and lazy. She complains that Obama is spending his vacay (ugh) with fat cat donors and that the Dims want to gut Citizens United.

I’ll give her credit: her ghostwriter is getting her inflection down, and has mastered the petty grievances tone.

Here’s Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid, Sarah

Sweet Baby Jeebus: Mooselini opposes and supports putting troops in Iraq? And some poor schmuck is paying $10/mo for this sort of insight.

Once again, we must thank Grandpa Walnuts for bringing this dingbat to our nation’s attention, and suggesting that she should be one heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.

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Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

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“Tired of media filters? Well, so am I. So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel! This will be OUR channel, for you and for me, and we’ll all get to call it like it is.”

–Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin using the awesome power of the electronic Facebooks to announce her latest grift. Twitter is exploding with the hashtag .

My guess is that it will be a telethon grift and a Jim Jones Kool-Aid laced rant of petty grievances and sedition.

UPDATE: It will cost more than Netflix to subscribe to Mooselini Today. That is, if she finishes a season of Resigning Women.

Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily – The Who Goosed the Moose Edition?

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin addresses the American Conservative Union in Colorado, and methinks she might have had a wee nip or two first. You don’t need to listen to much after the beginning of this speech before you will start to wonder what the hell Mooselini chugged before taking the stage.

And as always we thank Grandpa Walnuts for bringing this dingbat to the nation’s attention, and potentially bringing her petty grievances and dimwitted worldview within a heartbeat of the nuclear codes.

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

A dead-eyed dick

A dead-eyed dick

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin sat down at her internet-enabled typing thingie and done wrote up an opinion piece for Fox News:

President Obama was absolutely swamped the other night, staving off the munchies at a pizza party in the Mile High city, hobnobbing as headliner at numerous Democrat shindigs, collecting big bucks from big donors all day.

Munchies in Colorado! Get it?! Do you get it?! Anyway, it goes on like that for a long, long while, full of insight and wit. And as with all things Mooselini, she misses her target completely. It’s a Tour de Derp. Even her ghost writer is getting tired of her.

Mooselini: Time to Unpeach The Kenyan Usurper!

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has written an exclusive word salad for Dead Breitbart calling for the impeachment of the Kenyan Usurper (and shame on the NYTimes for letting this exclusive slip through your fingers).

Without borders, there is no nation. Obama knows this. Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate.

There’s you geography lesson for today: without borders there is no nation. But I guess when you are writing for the mouth-breathing paste-eaters, you must define terms. Continue, please, governor.

Discrediting the price paid for America’s exceptionalism over our history, he’s given false hope and taxpayer’s change to millions of foreign nationals who want to sneak into our country illegally.

Instead of sneaking into our country legally? But what the hell does that first part mean?I think she must have written that bit herself, and not her ghost writer.

Because of Obama’s purposeful dereliction of duty an untold number of illegal immigrants will kick off their shoes and come on in, competing against Americans for our jobs and limited public services.

Citizens: that lettuce doesn’t pick itself, and you too could have a career in picking strawberries in pesticide laden fields. On the plus side, isn’t it nice that they kick off their shoes before them come in? What the hell does that mean, anyway?

The federal government is trillions of dollars in debt, many cities are on the verge of insolvency, our overrun healthcare system, police forces, social services, schools, and our unsustainably generous welfare-state programs are stretched to the max.

…after years of Republican governance.

Have faith that average American workers – native-born and wonderful legal immigrants of all races, backgrounds, and political parties – do care because we’re the ones getting screwed as we’re forced to follow all our government’s rules while others are not required to do so.

Oh, come now, Mooselini. We know that we are exceptional and not average.

Many now feel like strangers in their own land. It’s the American worker who is forced to deal with Obama’s latest crisis with our hard-earned tax dollars while middle class wages decrease, sustainable jobs get more scarce, and communities become unrecognizable and bankrupted due to Obama’s flood of illegal immigration.

About those wages decreasing, not one single Republican in Congress voted to increase the minimum wage. Not one.

President Obama’s rewarding of lawlessness, including his own, is the foundational problem here. It’s not going to get better, and in fact irreparable harm can be done in this lame-duck term as he continues to make up his own laws as he goes along, and, mark my words, will next meddle in the U.S. Court System with appointments that will forever change the basic interpretation of our Constitution’s role in protecting our rights.

You know, like giving your bosses the Constitutional Right to deny you birth control.

It’s time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment.

Mooselini speaks for the common person here, including legal immigrants. You know, like from Europe.

The many impeachable offenses of Barack Obama can no longer be ignored. If after all this he’s not impeachable, then no one is.

Unless he committed a high-crime or misdemeanor, methinks you are blowing smoke up my ass.

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Once again, we must thank Grandpa Walnuts for elevating this moran to the nation’s attention…

Anyway, if you go to the Dead Guy’s site (which I will not link to), you can read the comments for more thrills. How Mooselini does inspire those dolts is a thing of wonder.