The Evening Quote



“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.”

–Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future as she creates Mooselini’s third or fourth (depending) grandchild, and maybe is foreshadowing a few more to come? Sure, why not?

And Now, Some Word Salad

A dead-eyed dick

A dead-eyed dick

Yep, believing that’s a clock in a school pencil box is like believing Barack Obama is ruling over the most transparent administration in history. Right. That’s a clock, and I’m the Queen of England. (Mooselini’s MyFace)

–HRH Mooselini, Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods. And I think I owe Charlie a drink.

Your Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Mooselini

Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily

Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily

“It’s a benefit of Bush to be able to be so fluent, because we have a large and wonderful Hispanic population building America, and that’s a great connection he has with them,” Palin told CNN’s Jake Tapper in an interview that aired Sunday on “State of the Union.” “On the other hand, I think we can send a message and say, ‘You want to be in America, A, you’d better be here legally or you’re out of here. B, when you’re here, let’s speak American. … Let’s speak English, and that’s a kind of a unifying aspect of the nation is the language that is understood by all.”

(Crooks and Liars)

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Mooselini?

Grifters Gotta Grift

Grifters Gotta Grift

I think we have another event horizon of stupid: Alaskastans part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is going to interview short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump on wingnut teevee she announced from her Book of Faces page:

WTH? Lamestream media asks GOP personal, spiritual “gotchas” that they’d NEVER ask Hillary, or they’d feed the question to her and/or liberal cohorts before they asked it on-air (we know how these things work, lapdog media… the public’s on to you), so good on Trump for screwing with the reporter. By the way, even with my reading scripture everyday I wouldn’t want to answer the guy’s question either… it’s none of his business; it IS personal; what the heck does it have to do with serving as commander-in-chief; and these reporters trying to trip up conservatives can go pound sand until they ask the same things of their favored liberal pals. I’ll cover this in my interview with Donald Trump and other candidates tonight on the One America News Network show “On Point.” The more the media does this, the more they empower America to reject them and their bias as voters run to the anti-status quo candidates daring to Go Rogue.…/dear-media-donald-trump-does-not-…/
– Sarah Palin

(Hat tip: longtime, unindicted co-conspirator Dcap)

Grifters Gotta Grift, Eh Mooselini?

Grifters Gotta Grift -- and they have bad aim?

Grifters Gotta Grift — and they have bad aim?

It probably comes as little surprise to anyone paying attention but SarahPAC, the political action committee for Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini continues to spend less on candidates than it does on, well, the Boreal Narcissus.

The National Post tells us:

  • $230,250 on consultants, including $80,500 to longtime aide and PAC treasurer Timothy Crawford
  • $139,932 on direct mail, produced by conservative fundraising firm HSP Direct
  • $128,482 on postage, printing, and related supplies
  • $82,213 on travel and accommodations, including airfare, hotels, car and SUV rentals, travel agents, and taxis. The Waldorf Astoria in New York City ($4,562) and Venetian Resort Hotel Casino in Las Vegas ($797) were two particularly pricy line items. The $3,854 SarahPAC paid a New York–based limousine company came on Feb. 19, right after Palin appeared at the staging of Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special, where she sat in the audience next to musician Taylor Swift.
  • $48,000 on speech writing, mostly to Aries Petra Consulting, a small limited liability company registered in Virginia and based in Los Angeles
  • $37,354 on Internet fundraising through Austin, Texas–based Harris Media LLC, which works for numerous conservative politicians

And oh yeah: “during the first half of 2015, SarahPAC only spent $25,000 on candidate contributions — less than 4 per cent of its overall expenditures.”

But it’s cool: both Gov. Sammiches and the short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump have offered her places in their administrations, should they win.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

The 3-Martini Stupid is Served

Trump would ask Mooselini to be involved in his administration.

The Morning Quote

Takes one to know one.

Takes one to know one.

“What [Donald Trump] did was he fired up the crazies.”

Grandpa Walnuts, who as we know weaponized the crazies by selecting Sarah Palin to be his running mate in his doomed 2008 Goat Rodeo run.

Just as Grifters Gotta Grift…

Mooselini whatevsQuitters Gotta Quit

(Wonkette has all the exciting deets)

Again, History Repeats Itself, Again

A dead-eyed dick

A dead-eyed dick

We are sad to report that Fox News has once again cancelled their contract with Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Oh, the humanity!

Reports Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!):

“Fox News will not renew its contract with Sarah Palin, whose bombastic appearances have been a cable staple since the former Alaska governor’s failed run on John McCain’s ticket in the 2008 presidential election cycle. When asked for comment, a Fox News spokesperson confirmed the network had amicably parted ways with the governor on June 1.

“Palin, 51, is expected to make occasional guest appearances on Fox and Fox Business, and will appear on other networks and cables. She has a show on the Sportsman Channel, does a lot of speeches, and will announce a new publishing project soon.”

Mooselini still has a reality show (I think) and of course her “channel” that our lovely Wonkette reports on periodically. And as she still has three unmarried daughters, I’m guessing there will be baby announcements coming soon and the local Police Blotter to look forward to.

I’m sure we have not seen the last of her.

I’m Starting To Like This O’Malley Guy

Grifters Gotta Grift

mooselini-snears-surrealAlaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin’s ghost writer wrote about O’Malley on her book of faces:

“Yet another anti-freedom politician jumps in the race today for POTUS. As cool as he is with his rock ‘n roll persona, this typical liberal’s erroneous grasp of our Bill of Rights merely continues the strange and disastrous agenda of Barack Obama. Good to know he doesn’t have much chance of winning. The democrats have greased the skids for their chosen one, despite the media games that play the public with various ‘competing’ campaigns used for gamey distractions.”

…to which he replied (trolled):

That’s gonna leave a mark. Mooselini as you may recall has been toying with throwing her hat in the ring (not really, just grifting the rubes).