Category Archives: Mooselini

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

The Death of the Media This is what happens when you give a mic to a moron: Mooselini is the free-verse queen of nincompoops. the look on Jake Tapper’s face when she brings up the Bieb is priceless. Bet that … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Momma Needs A New Bolero Well, that didn’t take long: Touting Palin’s “historic” endorsement of Trump, an email to supporters got right to the point: cash donations. “SarahPAC plans to continue endorsing anti-establishment candidates who will not play politics as … Continue reading

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Fashion Week Continues! Mooselini Edition

As regular readers know, I’m not a defender of Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, and in fact enjoy with great gusto and relish whenever the Narcissus Borealis is in the news. The snark writes itself and we … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or… Just Take The Bowl, Palin

Much has already been made of it, but here’s Mooselini blaming the Kenyan Usurper for her son Trick/Truck/Trunk/Spatula arrest for domestic violence: “My son, like so many others, they come back a bit different, they come back hardened, they come … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donald?

“I haven’t discussed anything with [Sarah Palin] about what she’d do, but she’s somebody I really like and I respect, and certainly she could play a position if she wanted to.” The last time I checked, even the Republicans realized … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston Dodged a Bullet, Part Infinity: UPDATED!

And once again we note with amusement that lucky Levi Johnston dodged a bullet and didn’t marry into THAT family. Today’s example comes to us from Brisket® Palin, fresh from calving a new bastard: Is THIS Why People Don’t like … Continue reading

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Palin to Endorse… Palin

Vanilla ISIS Donald Trump is hinting that today he will get a YUGE endorsement, probably from Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Wingnuttia is flinging poo already: Cruz aide: ‘Deeply disappointed’ if Palin endorsed Trump I think it … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

“That’s Senator Mooselini, to you!” Yup, Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is hinting that she will primary Alaskastan’s sitting Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski: Our favorite story of the “will she run?” rumor mill that is starting to … Continue reading

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Word Salad Tossed Fresh By Generalissimo Mooselini

Well, I’m glad someone finally asked the greatest political and military mind of our times the obvious question: how would Alaska’s part-time Governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin stop ISIS: “You have to quit being this namby-pamby, kind of milquetoast, ‘let’s … Continue reading

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The Evening Quote

“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.” –Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future … Continue reading

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