“If you lose that foundation, John Adams was implicitly warning us, then we will not follow our constitution, there will be no reason to follow our constitution because it is a moral and religious people who understand that there is something greater than self, we are to live selflessly, and we are to be held accountable by our creator, so that is what our constitution is based on, so those revisionists, those in the lamestream media, especially, who would want to ignore what our founders actually thought, felt and wrote about in our charters of liberty – well, that’s why I call them the lamestream media.”
–Mooselini Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter, speaking at Liberty University.I dare, Double-Dare, DOUBLE-DOG-DARE you to read it aloud, all in one breath.
I think Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini is saying that Harry Reid changed the senate rules at the Kenyan Usurper’s bidding so that no one will be talking about Obamacare at Thanksgiving.
The real question is why is she still on the electric teevee machine at all?
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifterSarah Palin has written a book that is allegedly about her Christmas traditions, which mostly seems to be anecdotes about how put-upon she is. Take it away, Daily Beast:
Above all, Palin never misses an opportunity to turn the attention back toward herself and how shabbily she has been treated in recent years. For instance, what begins as a disquisition on how atheists are the only Americans who demand to be legally protected from being offended quickly morphs into Palin talking about all the “concentrated ‘offense’” she stoically shouldered in 2008. (“During that campaign, I saw obscene protesters, had my personal e-mail hacked, was mischaracterized through ridiculously scandalous headlines, received death threats, and was stalked.”) In case anyone misses the point, she revisits the same theme a few chapters later, when recalling her state of mind on Christmas Night 2008: “I’d been through a challenging campaign for the vice presidency in which I’d been maligned, my family had been mocked, my e-mail had been hacked, and our privacy lost. There was literally no accusation against us that was too strange, too bizarre, to publish.”
Well, that sounds like the true meaning of Christmas, you know, if you were the Narcisus Borealis.
“The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there’s more competition, there’s less tort reform threat, there’s less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again,” Palin said.
–Mooselini, trying to explain her healthcare plan alternative to Matt Lauer.
War on Christmas
Alaska’s part-time Governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin found an unguarded microphone over the weekend, and as always, incoherent hilarity ensues:
Did you get that? We are buying our way into being Chinese-owned slaves, or something, because we keep church and state apart.
Oops, did we say grift? We meant gift. Anyway, Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini has a new book out. Take it away, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!):
Next Tuesday, the former vice presidential candidate will embark on a 15-city tour to promote her new book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas.”
Palin announced the dates and cities for the first leg of her tour on her Facebook page on Wednesday. More dates will follow after Thanksgiving, she said.
It will start after Thanksgiving?
That’s always a magical time of year for Mooselini.
Alaskastan’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin appears to be iced to the eyebrows. Was Peggington Noonington in town for one of her lunches (hold the olive) or something?
Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily
Yup, five years ago today, Grandpa Walnuts took a Hail Mary pass, fumbled the ball, and chose Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin to be his running mate.
And what a time we’ve had since, from lip-stick wearing pit bull Hockey Moms to Death Panels, and winking until Rich Lowry was moist in his nether region, Mooselini has distinguished herself time and time again.
[Sarah Palin] said Alaska holds the world record cabbage at 127 pounds. She also mentioned that state residents have grown a 96-pound kohlrabi, 82-pound rutabaga, 42-pound beet, 39-pound turnip, 35-pound broccoli and 18.9-pound carrot. “That’s the size of a salmon,” she said of the carrot.
Too easy… too easy.
(TriState Neighbor via Google News)
Now you too can marvel at the finances of SarahPac, which appears to be Mooselini’s Political Action Committee to promote conservative candidates.
In the most recent reporting period, Mooselini donated $5,000 to Jason Smith for Congress, and the rest of the $496,505 she reports spending in the first 6-months of 2013 went to… well, grifters gotta grift.