Bristolnacht, Cont. #PalinBrawl

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Our pal and Scissorhead M. Bouffant over at The Web Of Evil has the soundtrack of the interview with a drunken Brisket® Palin taken during the melée in Alaskastan.

NSFW Audio, so call around your co-workers and boss as she freely uses s***, f***, c***, and that’s just to describe herself.

Raw Story has a bit of the background including that the host was the one to call the cops, and that he considered pressing charges.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Weird Dave)

Some Stupid for Your Coffee? Church and State Edition

Tax ‘em. They are doing political work and preaching from the pulpit, and yes: his show on the electronic TeeVee machine is indeed a pulpit.

#PalinBrawl The Hummer For The Bummer

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Could this be the stretch Hummer for Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin and her clan of fighting future reality show hosts?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Jo6Pak and @SeattleLib65 on the electronic Twitter machine)

Want Some Stupid With Your Coffee?

Teen Could Get Two Years for Facebook Photos with Jesus Statue

Some horned-up teen is facing criminal charges and up to two years in a juvie for posting pictures on his MyFace wall of him getting a beejay from a statue of Jesus. “Eat, for this is my body” takes on a new meaning. The picture is kinda funny, but that there is a statute on the books for “Desecration of a Venerated Object” is not.

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

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“To claim last night, also, our president saying ISIS is not Islamic, um, ISIS says they’re Islamic,” Palin continued. “They are so full of deception that America should be concerned with the policies that are going on. And, as I watched the speech last night, Sean, the thought going through my mind is ‘I owe America a global apology. Because John McCain, through all of this, John McCain should be our president.’ He had the advice, today, still giving it to Barack Obama, and he will not listen to it, about the residual forces that must be left behind in order to secure the peace in Iraq that we had fought so hard for.”

–Famous party-crasher Mooselini to Sean Hannity, and Blog only knows what she was trying to say. (Raw Story)

From the Double-Wide Gazette

Palin Clan Reportedly Involved In Epic ‘Dog Pile’ Fistfight At Snowmobile Party

There is just no limit to the thanks I give to Grandpa Walnuts for bringing The Narcisist Borealis to our national attention, and literally suggesting that this nitwit was the right person to have one heart beat away from the nuclear codes…

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