Ken Ham Isn’t Hiring!

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Jeebus on a dino and zip-line ministries founder Ken Hamm’s latest grift, The Ark Encounter, has yet to get off the ground (er, on the zip line? In the water?) in Kentucky, and they are re-applying for a state tax incentive of more than $18 million because, well, time ran out on their last grift. Anyway, they are hiring!:

“Our work at Ark Encounter is not just a job, it is also a ministry. Our employees work together as a team to serve each other to produce the best solutions for our design requirements. Our purpose through the Ark Encounter is to serve and glorify the Lord with our God-given talents with the goal of edifying believers and evangelizing the lost.”

…which should make that whole First Amendment thingy kinda shudder, you know, with the state giving money to a fundamentalist Xristian Xrazie.

“But what about Dawson?,” as they used to say in the ’90s. Yes, Ken Ham has plans to discriminate against anyone who isn’t as nutty as he is:

The ad has specific religious requirements for employment. These include a salvation testimony, a “creation belief statement” and a requirement that applicants agree with the organization’s “statement of faith.” This required statement includes articles that imply that fundamentalist Christianity is the only acceptable religion and that denigrate non-Christians non-fundamentalist Christians, and homosexuals (regardless of their theological views).

Nice work if you can get it.

(Kentucky.com)

Here’s Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid, Sarah

Sweet Baby Jeebus: Mooselini opposes and supports putting troops in Iraq? And some poor schmuck is paying $10/mo for this sort of insight.

Once again, we must thank Grandpa Walnuts for bringing this dingbat to our nation’s attention, and suggesting that she should be one heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.

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Here’s Your Eggs With a Side of Stupid

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“Tired of media filters? Well, so am I. So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel! This will be OUR channel, for you and for me, and we’ll all get to call it like it is.”

–Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin using the awesome power of the electronic Facebooks to announce her latest grift. Twitter is exploding with the hashtag .

My guess is that it will be a telethon grift and a Jim Jones Kool-Aid laced rant of petty grievances and sedition.

UPDATE: It will cost more than Netflix to subscribe to Mooselini Today. That is, if she finishes a season of Resigning Women.

Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily – The Who Goosed the Moose Edition?

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin addresses the American Conservative Union in Colorado, and methinks she might have had a wee nip or two first. You don’t need to listen to much after the beginning of this speech before you will start to wonder what the hell Mooselini chugged before taking the stage.

And as always we thank Grandpa Walnuts for bringing this dingbat to the nation’s attention, and potentially bringing her petty grievances and dimwitted worldview within a heartbeat of the nuclear codes.

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Take THAT, Xristian Xrazies!

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Livewire tells us…

President Barack Obama signed an executive order on Monday that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against LGBT people.

It did not include any broad religious exemption for religious employers, which had been sought by religious leaders in the wake of the Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision. White House officials had said Friday that the order would not include such an exemption.

Wingnuttian heads explode in 3… 2… 1…

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

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A dead-eyed dick

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin sat down at her internet-enabled typing thingie and done wrote up an opinion piece for Fox News:

President Obama was absolutely swamped the other night, staving off the munchies at a pizza party in the Mile High city, hobnobbing as headliner at numerous Democrat shindigs, collecting big bucks from big donors all day.

Munchies in Colorado! Get it?! Do you get it?! Anyway, it goes on like that for a long, long while, full of insight and wit. And as with all things Mooselini, she misses her target completely. It’s a Tour de Derp. Even her ghost writer is getting tired of her.

Mooselini: Time to Unpeach The Kenyan Usurper!

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Mooselini salutes her fans.

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has written an exclusive word salad for Dead Breitbart calling for the impeachment of the Kenyan Usurper (and shame on the NYTimes for letting this exclusive slip through your fingers).

Without borders, there is no nation. Obama knows this. Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate.

There’s you geography lesson for today: without borders there is no nation. But I guess when you are writing for the mouth-breathing paste-eaters, you must define terms. Continue, please, governor.

Discrediting the price paid for America’s exceptionalism over our history, he’s given false hope and taxpayer’s change to millions of foreign nationals who want to sneak into our country illegally.

Instead of sneaking into our country legally? But what the hell does that first part mean?I think she must have written that bit herself, and not her ghost writer.

Because of Obama’s purposeful dereliction of duty an untold number of illegal immigrants will kick off their shoes and come on in, competing against Americans for our jobs and limited public services.

Citizens: that lettuce doesn’t pick itself, and you too could have a career in picking strawberries in pesticide laden fields. On the plus side, isn’t it nice that they kick off their shoes before them come in? What the hell does that mean, anyway?

The federal government is trillions of dollars in debt, many cities are on the verge of insolvency, our overrun healthcare system, police forces, social services, schools, and our unsustainably generous welfare-state programs are stretched to the max.

…after years of Republican governance.

Have faith that average American workers – native-born and wonderful legal immigrants of all races, backgrounds, and political parties – do care because we’re the ones getting screwed as we’re forced to follow all our government’s rules while others are not required to do so.

Oh, come now, Mooselini. We know that we are exceptional and not average.

Many now feel like strangers in their own land. It’s the American worker who is forced to deal with Obama’s latest crisis with our hard-earned tax dollars while middle class wages decrease, sustainable jobs get more scarce, and communities become unrecognizable and bankrupted due to Obama’s flood of illegal immigration.

About those wages decreasing, not one single Republican in Congress voted to increase the minimum wage. Not one.

President Obama’s rewarding of lawlessness, including his own, is the foundational problem here. It’s not going to get better, and in fact irreparable harm can be done in this lame-duck term as he continues to make up his own laws as he goes along, and, mark my words, will next meddle in the U.S. Court System with appointments that will forever change the basic interpretation of our Constitution’s role in protecting our rights.

You know, like giving your bosses the Constitutional Right to deny you birth control.

It’s time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment.

Mooselini speaks for the common person here, including legal immigrants. You know, like from Europe.

The many impeachable offenses of Barack Obama can no longer be ignored. If after all this he’s not impeachable, then no one is.

Unless he committed a high-crime or misdemeanor, methinks you are blowing smoke up my ass.

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Once again, we must thank Grandpa Walnuts for elevating this moran to the nation’s attention…

Anyway, if you go to the Dead Guy’s site (which I will not link to), you can read the comments for more thrills. How Mooselini does inspire those dolts is a thing of wonder.

Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily

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The Hollywood Reporter has an interview up with Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin and while the whole thing is almost incomprehensible mashup of word-like things, this little passage where the interviewer asks Mooselini if she’s read the Hillary Clinton book jumped out at me. You know, because the last time she was asked what she read turned out to be so insightful:

Q: Have you read Hillary Clinton’s book Hard Choices?
A: So far just the passage about me because an attorney sent the passage to me.

It’s all about her, it will always be about her.