Category Archives: Willard
2/ I've been kinda-sorta fantasizing about a Romney write-in campaign in NH, because a Mitt v. Trump showdown would be, in a word, amazing. — Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) December 11, 2015 Whatever he’s having, make mine a double. But if … Continue reading
This could be the feel-good event of the year: floats like a bee, stings like a butterfly Mitt Romney To Fight In Charity Boxing Match Against Evander Holyfield
…will be announcing something today. Given that always-wrong about everything, always, Mark Halperin says that The Stench is running, it’s a sucker’s bet that Willard will run.
Give it up for the comedy stylings of The Stench!: “Be sure to tip the balance of power on your way out!” Failed 2012 Goat Rodeo rider The Willard Mechanism tries his hand at the open-mic, or maybe it’s the … Continue reading
I want to see Willard lose a third fourth time.
Mitt Romney has said time and time again that he has no interest in running for president a third time. But, on Sunday morning, CBS’ Bob Schieffer said not to write off the idea of a 2016 campaign by Romney … Continue reading
I’m still trying to figure out what the ratings strategy that there is to having the guy we punted at fourth and forty in the 2012 Goat Rodeo (how’s that for mixing metaphors? Don’t try this at home kids), was … Continue reading
Failed 2012 Goat Rodeo contestant and magical panties enthusiast Willard Romney’s new 6,000 square foot farmhouse in Utah features a secret room that you enter through a swinging bookcase. The front door of Mitt Romney’s soon-to-be-constructed Holladay house opens to … Continue reading
The Huffington Post has something of a scoop today (or they read their inbox from the PR Newswire?), so I guess Arianna is out a few crumbs to pay someone on her staff. Anyway, they got their hands on an … Continue reading