Category Archives: marriage equality

Always a Bridesmaid, Rev. Fishsticks?

Sounds like someone never caught the bouquet.

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The Company You Keep, Cont.

In a surprise to exactly no one, the KKK’s frequent guest speaker and president of noted hate group Family Research Council Tony Perkins has endorsed fascist theocrat and Elmer Gantry wannabe Ted Cruz! Drink-up, Bitchez! Shit got real.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, marriage equality, Ted Cruz, The Pride of Canada, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 7 Comments

Kim Davis RSVP’d! Whoda Thunk It?

Grifters Gotta Grift The Mooney Times tells us that Gawd’s Own Filing Clerk Kim Davis will be at the State of the Union Address tonight, as a guest of some mystery member of Congress. She’ll be attending with Mat Staver, … Continue reading

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Today in We Don’t Serve Your Kind

You may recall that last year termite infested stump Mike Pence signed into law a We Don’t Serve Your Kind bill in a closed ceremony with only the local tribesmen and mullahs looking on, under the guise of it being … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Tennessee?

Tennessee should stop issuing marriage licenses in response to the U.S. Supreme Court decision that made gay marriage legal, state Rep. Rick Womick said. There’s a disturbance in The Force: A thousand southern belles just grimaced at once. “That would … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Mr. Trump

We Don’t Serve Your Kind The Republican presidential candidate offered his qualified support for the First Amendment Defense Act in a letter published last week by The Pulse, a conservative media outlet. “If Congress considers the First Amendment Defense Act … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, New Mexico?

We don’t serve your kind laws coming soon to New Mexico: ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Two state legislators have proposed a bill that would allow businesses to deny services to gay people and people who aren’t clearly male or female if … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We’ve long wondered if South Carolina, the United States home of Sedition and the Seeting Hotbed of Unbridled Lust was going to take a last stand against the ‘mos getting hitched: South Carolina Bill Blocks Enforcement … Continue reading

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Welcome to the Theocracy of Kentucky

We Don’t Serve Your Kind Newly elected Kentucky Ayatollah Governor Bevin issues the following executive order: To ensure that the sincerely held religious beliefs of all Kentuckians are honored, Executive Order 2015-048 directs the Kentucky Department for Libraries and Archives … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs According to oleaginous hater Janet Porter writing at Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night: Kim Davis … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, marriage equality, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments