Category Archives: Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio Steps On Another Rake: Climate Change

THWAP Not surprisingly, Rubio’s insistence that his state is no danger from climate change has brought him into conflict with local people. Philip Stoddard, the mayor of South Miami, has a particularly succinct view of the man and his stance. … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Rake-stepping operations have commenced. I repeat, rake-stepping operations have commenced: Let me give you a bit of settled science that they’ll never admit to,” Rubio told Hannity. “Science is settled, it’s not even a consensus, it is a unanimity, that … Continue reading

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Big Gulp Clarifies His Weather Change Statement And Steps On A Rake

Potential 2016 Goat Rodeo contender and noted Cuban-in-Exile genesis fabulist Marco Rubio stepped on another rake while trying to explain that he previously had not stepped on a rake: “What I disagree with is the notion if we pass cap … Continue reading

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Big Gulp Does It Again

Marco Rubio tells us that he’s old enough to ride a bike without training wheels: “I’ll be 43 this month, but the other thing that perhaps people don’t realize, I’ve served now in public office for the better part of … Continue reading

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In which Marco Rubio steps on a rake

So when we last visited with Big Gulp, he was telling us that the best way to lift people out of poverty (to do it for the children, no less) was for them to become married. “One of the greatest … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote: and then Rubio stepped on a rake

The truth is, the greatest tool to lift children and families from poverty is one that decreases the probability of child poverty by 82%. But it isn’t a government spending program. It’s called marriage. –Marco Rubio, telling women to get … Continue reading

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And Then Rubio Stepped On A Rake

“Isn’t it time to declare big government’s war on poverty a failure? Instead of continuing to borrow and spend trillions of dollars on government programs that don’t work, what our nation needs is a real agenda that helps people acquire … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“Just because I believe states should have the right to define marriage in a traditional way does not make me a bigot.” –Marco Rubio No, Marco, it makes you a Xristian Xrazie homophobic bigot.

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Sometimes the Jokes Write Themselves

Q: Who is the Marco Rubio’s/The GOP’s favorite rapper? A: The dead one. It’s a variation on a really old joke, but I overheard it today in Seattle. The kids will be alright. (TPM and Booman Tribune)

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