(Malkkkin’s screed at Townhall)
In case any of you missed it, Salem Media (proud owners of TownHall, and Hot Air, and soon-to-be owners of Red State [ewick ewickson's place] and Regenery Press) bought Michelle Malkkkin’s Twitchy, an aggregator of tweets from the always outraged conservative.
Anyway, here’s an example of the kind of indepth commentary that they just paid the low-rent Ann Coulter an undisclosed sum.
The original tweet
— U.S. Embassy London (@USAinUK) December 13, 2013
Now with Malkkkin’s Twitchy-fu value-added
— Jimmie Musu Garcia (@AgnesphAgnes) December 15, 2013
This counts for wit in Wingnuttia I’m told.
Money well spent, Salem, very well spent.
I always maintained that listening to Wingnuttian Pundits is like listening to 3-year olds having a play-date:
But it get’s better:
Anyway, short-fingered vulgarian Donal Trump and anchor-baby Michelle Malkkkin seem to be having some sort of slap-fight, so my day is already made.
And Wingnuttia takes her seriously?
For those of you who are asking: “Under sharia law, dhimmi status was originally afforded to Jews, Christians, and Sabians. The protected religions later came to include Zoroastrians, Mandaeans, Hindus and Buddhists. Eventually, the Hanafi, the largest school of Islamic legal thought, applied this term to all non-Muslims living in Islamic lands outside the sacred area surrounding Mecca, Saudi Arabia.”
Malkkkin must be off her feed. Normally she would screech that he is a card carrying member of the Muslim Brotherhood.
Infamous narcissist twat-waffle Michelle Malkkkin blames the Colorado wildfire on Obama, plays victim, and makes it all about her:
As Obama sightsees overhead in this key swing state and surrounds himself with first responders for campaign-ready photo-ops, his supporters on the ground are busy spewing excuses, attacks and death wishes on their political opponents. I know. I’ve received countless numbers of them hoping that firefighters let my “mansion” burn down and gloating that God or karma is punishing Colorado’s conservative population. Liberals took to Twitter to bash local GOP officials and me as “fire retardants” who should be dropped over the blaze. And jokes about Colorado social conservatives like this proliferated: “If this Colorado fire takes out the Focus on the Family campus, then God really exists.”
Karma’s a bitch, Malkkkin. I hope those Public Sector firefighters are able to save your house.
And again: our thoughts and prayers go to the people of Colorado who are indeed suffering mightily. Even Malkkkin’s family deserves some compassion.
(At her blog, I won’t link to it.)
OK, I think this was a silly, overblown spot. At first I thought it was the opening of the Exorcist, or whatnot, but then it turns out to be some sort of metaphor for American Cars coming back from the dead oddly using football terminology. Whatevs!
But what I like about it is that it made heads all over Wingnuttia explode:
But better yet, Turdblossom of all people got his Depends in a twist:
“I was, frankly, offended by it,” said Karl Rove on Fox News Monday. “I’m a huge fan of Clint Eastwood, I thought it was an extremely well-done ad, but it is a sign of what happens when you have Chicago-style politics, and the president of the United States and his political minions are, in essence, using our tax dollars to buy corporate advertising.”
Wrong again, you traitorous CIA Agent-outting tool! The money loaned to Chrysler was paid back long ago. It should also be noted that the money loaned to Chyrsler came from Chimpy McStagger’s Administration.