Category Archives: John McShame

Both Sides Don’t

Regular readers know that our sometimes mantra, “Both Sides Don’t” is generally ignored; the pontificating poltroons in our courtesan press continue to belch up false equivalences to try to appear non-biased. Our pal Driftglass has long said that the punditry … Continue reading

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Anger Goblin Angry

Poor, old Grandpa Walnuts, there he was whoring himself to the media screaming for a select committee meeting to look in on what happened in Libya, when the media had the temerity to ask him why he was not attending … Continue reading

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Together at last!

This is like the Oscars of stupid: Grandpa Walnuts is going to help the girl with the far-away eyes, Bachmann-the-Nut, retire her $1,000,000 2012 Goat Rodeo campaign debt by hosting a fund-raiser for her in Washington DC; oh, and she … Continue reading

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Grandpa Walnuts wants to send AARP to Sarah Palin’s Death Panels

Poor Grandpa Walnuts, there he is an olds himself and the AARP — which is like an olds frat — has turned on him, betrayed him, and supported the healthcare reform bill, which Walnuts knows means death panels and the … Continue reading

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Grandpa Walnuts is, well, nuts

Once again, Grandpa Walnuts shows us that he knows very little about technology, the internet, or about innovation, as he introduces the ironic and amusingly entitled the Internet Freedom Act, which will block the Federal Communications Commission from enacting the … Continue reading

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Happy Mooselini Day!

One year ago today, Mooselini was thrust into the national spotlight, thanks to the failing and flailing presidential campaign that Grandpa Walnuts was running. And in some sort of act of desperate daring-do, the old fart unleashed upon an unsuspecting … Continue reading

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The comedy stylings of Arlen Specter

Don’t forget to tip your waitress on the way out. (Via the Never SFW Dis-Brimstone Daily Pitchfork)

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Walnuts addresses the little brown ones

“He threw out [the words] ‘You people — you people made your choice. You made your choice during the election,’ ” the source said. “It was almost as if [he was saying] ‘You’re cut off!’ We felt very uncomfortable when … Continue reading

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Would you pray with this woman?

So I’m looking around for somebody to pray with, I just need maybe a little help, maybe a little extra. And the McCain campaign, love ’em, you know, they’re a lot of people around me, but nobody I could find … Continue reading

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Shorter Meghan McCain:

Getty Images – Imagine going home to meet the ‘rents and Uncle Joe. “No one wants to date a freak show.” Poor little Butterball is having a hard time getting laid, and she blames politics: Here’s the biggest surprise: I … Continue reading

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