Where Are They Now?

Hey guys, remember that Minn. Wingnut who declared a Holy Crusade against Mooselims last week? I mean other than One-L (this time). Haha, trick question!

Anyway, Jack Whitley, who famously said:

“They are muslims, they are terrorist (sic), we know where they are from, we know where their buddies are, we know where thier mosque’s (sic) are, we know millions of these parasites travel to Mecca every year and when…FRAG ‘EM!” he wrote in a Facebook post.

He refused to apologize and said that Muslims in the U.S. “either need to repent except (sic) Jesus Chist or leave the country.”

…has resigned as the Big Stone County Republican party chairman. Methinks it was under duress.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Did Stan Soloman really just say to Larry Pratt that The Kenyan Usurper Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a homosexual muslim married to a man? Right around the 2-minute mark.

We’re Sure Marcus Is Picking Them


Michelle Bachmann gets round-the-clock bodyguards

Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) is getting her own security detail to protect her against Islamic State militants.

The lawmaker’s office referred reporters to Capitol Police, Politico reported, but law enforcement officials declined to specify details of the threat.

“They need to be big guys, with thighs like pistons,” Marcus did not say, “with big, big guns. Oh, yes.”

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Wagonjak)

Your Daily Gohmert


Screwie Louie Gohmert tells us that the politically correct Kenyan Usurper Barack HUSSEIN Obama thinks that climate change is more deadly than the Ebowlers and would kill Thomas Foley before Isis beheaded him:

The man is a national treasure.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Writing in World Nut Daily, Erik Rush—who has frequently stated that The Kenyan Usurper Barack HUSSEIN Obama is going to put Xristians into internment camps—asks Is it time to deport, intern foreign Muslims?*:

We deported, expelled and interned foreign nationals and naturalized citizens for a whole lot less during World War II, and I would certainly call for the deportation or expulsion of all Muslim foreign nationals at this juncture.

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is giggling and plans to take the rest of the day off.

*Betteridges’s Law of Headlines applies.

Here’s Some Stupid for Your Mid-Morning Coffee

“How can I be racist against Muslims or Islam when the ethnicity is actually Arab? This is kind of confusing.”

[The goal of all Muslims is] “the destruction of Western civilization from within. This is a cancer in our nation that needs to be cut out. The media is playing right into their hands.”

—Oklahoma state Senator John Bennett, a proud member of Y’all Qaeda.

Here’s Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid, Sarah

Sweet Baby Jeebus: Mooselini opposes and supports putting troops in Iraq? And some poor schmuck is paying $10/mo for this sort of insight.

Once again, we must thank Grandpa Walnuts for bringing this dingbat to our nation’s attention, and suggesting that she should be one heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.


The Afternoon Tweet

Keep jihad’ing that chicken, Todd.

Let’s not give them ideas…


Following its significant gains in last month’s local elections, the French Front National leader, Marine Le Pen, swiftly announced that school cafeterias would no longer serve non-pork substitution meals to children living in towns won by FN candidates. Targeting Muslims for another ritual round of public humiliation, while also excluding Jewish children, Le Pen declared: “There is no reason for religion to enter the public sphere.”

Of course, the Xristian Xrazies would take offense at the last line while loving the proposal. I can already hear Sean InSannity braying on and on.

(The Guardian)

“Will there be a quiz?”

The Rappahannock Regional Criminal Justice Academy announced on Monday that it would no longer sponsor a course for law enforcement officers which was ostensibly focused on counterterrorism, but which would have been taught by an anti-Muslim activist with a history of spreading conspiracy theories.

It seems, however, that they have let this class be taught for credit in the past. (Police officers are required to take a certain number of hours of on-going education and training, which is a good thing.)

According to a letter from 15 civil rights organizations and religious interest groups, John Guandolo, a former FBI agent and the featured speaker at the training event, “is closely affiliated with ACT! for America, a known anti-Muslim hate group, and he makes baseless, irresponsible and dangerous statements revealing his animus about the American Muslim community” — including claiming that “American Muslims ‘do not have a First Amendment right to do anything.‘”

According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, Guandolo accused Central Intelligence Agency Director John Brennan of bringing “known Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood leaders into the government and into advisory positions,” and claimed that Brennan did so because he “converted to Islam when he served in an official capacity” in Saudi Arabia. Weeks later, Guandolo expanded this conspiracy to include President Obama, claiming that the president has “made a significant effort to protect known members of Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood inside this government.”

So, um, what took them so long to figure out that this guy is a grifter with an agenda?

(Think Progress)