Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Far-away Eyes

“I’ll just say that what was a sin 2,000 years ago is a sin today, and people that were condemned to hell 2,000 years ago, I don’t expect to meet them should I make it to heaven.”

–Ol’ cantaloupe calves hisself, Steve King telling us that there will be no gayz in his gated community in heaven.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, tell us that T is for Tyranny!

Tranny tyranny. Strike that. “LGBT” tyranny. Lesbian, gay, bisexual tyranny.

True. LGBT people have their designer boots on the necks of the beleaguered, put-upon, and always discriminated-against Xristians who hold no power in the U.S. whatsoever. Anyway, the whole piece is a Tour-de-Derp, but here are a few highlights that once again show both his profound lack of understanding and his sexist and misogynist world view.

Washington state, dateline 2012: Colleen is just like the girl next door. Well, sort of. Colleen has a penis. So, I guess, unless the girl next door has a penis, Coleen really isn’t much like her at all…

That’s the point of the designation, Matt. Your soul is in the wrong body, but I suppose that implies that a demon must be in there too, because God would never mistakenly put a boy inside a girl or vise-versa. Perfect snowflakes we all are.

Anyway, because it’s now illegal to “discriminate based on the basis of gender identity” in Houston, and since it’s the only “tolerant” thing to do, men who sign up for the ever-persecuted “LGBT” class have secured the hard-fought “civil right” to fully expose themselves to, and otherwise ogle, your daughters in the ladies’ room…

And what about the ladies, Matt, who want to expose themselves to, and otherwise ogle, your sons in the men’s room? Oh, that’s cool? The projection here astounds me: he only sees a scam to ogle women.

But slow down there, Dad. According to the law, if you have a problem with Mr. Francis baring all to your baby girl, then you’re the problem. You’re a “transphobe” (“homophobia’s” evil twin sister, er, brother … whatever). Deck this sicko for terrifying your first-grader and you’re off to jail while “Colleen” is off to the “Human Rights Campaign” for a commendation as the latest victim of an “anti-LGBT hate crime.”

I’m not an expert on etiquette in the ladies’ room, but I suspect that there is not part of one where the gals nude-up… just like there isn’t part of the men’s room where the dudes walk around with their twigs and berries flapping in the wind. Barber’s imagination certainly runs a little, um, hot?

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson tells us that it’s obvious that black teens make a neighborhood dangerous, but that he would never admit that on the air.

Your Daily Gohmert


“You know, it’s a shame that the CDC head, Frieden, is apparently the commander of the Democrats’ new war on women nurses.”

Keep f***ing that Chicken.

It Would Be Irresponsible Not To [Speculate]!

Remember when Senate Majority Leader Dr. Bill Frist diagnosed Terri Schiavo using a video tape? Well, it seems that he started something as Fox News resident psychological consultant (who may or may not be certified (!) and licensed to practice), Keith Ablow has diagnosed The Kenyan Usurper without ever meeting the fiend:

The Fox News contributor also veered into racial territory when attacking the president. When asked why Obama wouldn’t impose a travel ban on flights from Africa, Ablow responded that Obama’s “affinities, his affiliations are with them. Not us. That’s what people seem unwilling to accept. He’s their leader … we don’t have a president.” He added: “We don’t have a president who has the American people as his primary interest.”

It probably made more sense in the original German.

There are a lot of sound clips you can listen to at Media Matters, and it is really strange, deranged commentary, like the fever dreams of D’Vorce D’Spousa claiming that Obama suffers from anti-colonialism (or whatever that racist nonsense was) on which he built his fledgling movie and publishing career.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Tom Cotton, whom some might mistake as a mini-me version of almost-human The Willard Mechanism tells us that people with pre-existing conditions were better off before The Affordable Care Act.

“Many people were happy with their coverage under the high-risk pool, before it was eliminated,” Cotton said. “They should have been allowed to keep that choice.”

Then he was wheeled back stage for a tune-up, chassis lube, and change of spark plugs.

Today In History…

"Can't explain that!"

“Can’t explain that!”

…ten years ago today the Bill O’Reilly lawsuit was filed and the world learned what shouty person Bill-O wanted:

“I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I’d just put it on your pussy.”

Reince, How’s That Rebranding Coming?

“Let’s be honest. Does anyone not believe that Congressman Annie Kuster [D-NH] is as ugly as sin? And I hope I haven’t offended sin. …If I may be so bold as to speak the truth, Republican Marilinda Garcia is one of the mot attractive women on the political scene anywhere, not so attractive as to be intimindating [sic], but truly attractive.”

–state Rep. Steve Vaillancourt, who is a Republican


Some Stupid With Your Coffee?

Why are all the dogs barking?

“I’ve done a lot of thinking about this [Ed. note: uh-oh, here comes the Bundy moment...] and looked at a lot of different polls, I think it has more to do with the rise in single women.”

“Single mothers particularly are automatically Democratic because of the benefits. They need benefits to survive, and so that kind of weds them to the Democratic Party.”

–New Jersey GOP Senate Candidate Jeff Bell explains why he is trailing incumbent Senator Corey Booker.

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?


The GOP good-will ambassador to the third world’s boydellos and notorious spokesmodel for better living through chemical dependency, Rush Limbaugh
is claiming Obama is infecting whites with the ebowlers as payback for slavery?