Here’s Some Stupid For Your Coffee

Christians are fined $13,000 and may no longer celebrate the Christian sacrament of marriage in their own home, unless they also host lesbian weddings. Literally the court is banning Christian worship, saying these Christian farmers cannot worship Christ during a wedding, unless they also worship and participate equally in sodomy in their own home. They are now coming into our homes, and dictating our worship. This unconstitutional policy, to punish Christians (with no religious exemptions) will be law in all 50 states, if ENDA is passed.

Dr. “Chaps” Gordon Klingenschmitt (his nickname, not mine! I swear!), the Republican candidate for the Colorado General Assembly, for State Representative for House District 15

Ray Rice: The Bigger Victim (UPDATED)

Only on Hannity can you have this type of argument:

“He absolutely is!” Delgado replied. “And some might say I’m defending Ray Rice here. Maybe I am, but if you watch the video, the video actually makes him look better than he did before. She repeatedly attacked him. He’s a victim — flat-out fact — of domestic violence. Only after she’s hit him several times and spit on him does he finally hit back.

“And she happens because of that blow to knock herself out on the railing,” she continued. “That was an unintended consequence, I’m sure.”

“I thought we live in this gender-neutral society. Liberals are always telling us men and women are exactly the same, they should not be treated any differently. But when it comes to domestic violence or rape accusations, the woman is automatically the wallflower, automatically the victim. I would love to have a liberal explain that to me.”

It should be noted that A.J. Delgado is a columnist for the famous segregation pamphlet National Review. Her oeuvre seems to be concerned with defending Y’all Qaeda’s white male privilege.

UPDATE 1: And then there’s this:

“The NFL will suspend you for pot for half a year. The Dolphins guy was suspended for expressing his opinion on the gay kiss. He was sent to re-indoctrination camp, he was fine. I mean if he would have punched a gay guy in the elevator, this Ray Rice, he probably would have been charged with a hate crime. He wouldn’t have been in the NFL anymore…”

Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

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“To claim last night, also, our president saying ISIS is not Islamic, um, ISIS says they’re Islamic,” Palin continued. “They are so full of deception that America should be concerned with the policies that are going on. And, as I watched the speech last night, Sean, the thought going through my mind is ‘I owe America a global apology. Because John McCain, through all of this, John McCain should be our president.’ He had the advice, today, still giving it to Barack Obama, and he will not listen to it, about the residual forces that must be left behind in order to secure the peace in Iraq that we had fought so hard for.”

–Famous party-crasher Mooselini to Sean Hannity, and Blog only knows what she was trying to say. (Raw Story)

The Afternoon Quote

Bill-Donoghue

“The question is, ‘Will the gays behave?’ Gays have been known to take their clothes off in the parade,” Donohue told Signorile. “They can’t keep their pants on sometimes when they march in the gay pride parade.”

The Catholic League’s Bill Donohue, worried that the ‘mos will be overcome by their unbridled, seething lust and start fondling their Blarney Stones during the St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

(The New Civil Rights Movement via Wonkette)