Category Archives: In their own words

The Morning Quote

She Sounds Nice Another rational Republican considers rounding ’em up: Rhode Island state Sen. Elaine Morgan (R) said in an email Tuesday that she opposes resettling Syrian refugees because “[t]he Muslim religion and philosophy is to murder, rape, and decapitate … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

GLENN BECK: I just got an email from Louie Gohmert. He said, last week I announced to the world if the House and Senate will treat Iran — the Iran treaty as a treaty, I will not run for my … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s email thingie (thanks Charlie!) gives us the morning quote (emphasis mine): – Republican pollster Kellyanne Conway, who isn’t working for any candidate, said it was highly unlikely DONALD TRUMP’s candidacy would survive, but noted the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

“Get over it! Get over it, [Bibi Netanyahu is] going to come here and speak to a joint session of Congress.” –Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who doesn’t seem to know the difference between a joint session of Congress and a joint … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote, or Today in Sedition

Litigious pundit Larry Klayman, who has for years stained his sheets dreaming of overthrowing President Obama with a popular uprising or a military coup, takes to the mighty pages of World Nut Daily again to not-so-subtly call for someone to … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

“Thank God for Martin Luther King Jr. People in Egypt know about Dr. King. He wanted a peaceful demonstration and they were part of a peaceful demonstration. Unfortunately, radical Islam did not like being removed. They burned churches. They went … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Week one, we had a speaker election that did not go as well as a lot of us would have liked. Week two, we got into a big fight over deporting children, something that a lot of us didn’t want … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

THE OBAMA LIFESTYLE, by Joseph Farah at World Nut Daily Imagine how bad off America would be if Barack Obama had a work ethic… “I spend most of my time watching ESPN in the morning,” said Obama. “I get so … Continue reading

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Mooselini’s Christmas Homily (Word Salad)

Christmas is so extremely important. And not just for Christians — of course that’s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ — but also for those who just want to celebrate, to have a holiday that they can … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“James Bond is a total concept put together by Ian Fleming. He was white and Scottish, period. That is who James Bond is.” —Junkie Limbaugh reacting to the possibility that non-white and not Scottish actor Idris Elba (Luther, The Wire) … Continue reading

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