Wingnuttia has a sad, sad freak-out when the Kenyan Usurper gave the terrorist fist bump to a heathen-sexual, and he liked it. Take it away, Austin Chronicle:
On a visit to Franklin Barbecue, the President of the United States of America encountered Daniel Rugg Webb – comedian, artist, musician (and friend of Gay Place), and part-time Franklin employee – and, of course, sparks flew.
“It was just a lucky day to be the register girl,” says Webb.
As the president approached, Webb threw his hand down and slapped the counter dramatically. “Equal rights for gay people!”
“Are you gay?” the president asked.
“Only when I have sex.”
“That’s when he laughed and said, ‘Bump me,'” Webb says.
Which was eeeeeeeeeeenough to set the mouth-breathing paste-eaters over at the Internet’s most intellectually dishonest rest stop, the National Review Online, heads’splode:
This man holds the same office once held by George Washington…. Why am I crying???
I believe this may be the behavior that psychiatrists call grooming.
You know, I think this may actually be the end. I’m genuinely not sure the office of president can be cheapened any more than this.
Why is that comment by the cashier funny?
“Are you gay?” President Obama asked, which apparently is a perfectly
acceptable, not weird thing to ask that doesn’t involve making any
Only liberals are allowed to ask such a question, because their hearts are true.