News That Will Drive You To Drink

Baby, the theocrats want you to know that you were NOT born that way:

PFOX’s Executive Director, Regina Griggs, says that…

“…twins have the same genes or DNA. They are nurtured in equal prenatal conditions. If homosexuality is caused by genetics or prenatal conditions and one twin is gay, the co-twin should also be gay…Because identical twins are always genetically identical, homosexuality cannot be genetically dictated. No one is born gay.”

I suppose Mr. Griggs was too busy to read Gregor Mendel’s study of sweet peas, or even look at Carl Linnaeus’ work because she was so busy refuting Charles Darwin. This is one of those moments where I am amazed my desk is still standing given the head-pounding that it has received over the years.

WTF Is The Matter With Kansas Now?

The return of the “We Don’t Serve Your Kind Law.

Kansas again is looking at codifying the right to discriminate into law, presumably to protect Christians running secular business on main street from having to serve icky gay people. The new twist this time is that is going to include Public Employees, so you know, if the Fire Fighters who thinks the sodomite’s house should burn down, will let it burn, or if the Paramedics don’t want to touch the gay, well, they don’t have to. The Librarian wouldn’t have to check out books, and I suppose teachers could refuse students.

Kansas Governor Brownback continues to defy a Federal Judge’s order to recognize same-sex marriages in Kansas, so Vegas odds are really good that he would sign this bill if it should pass.

The Morning Quote

“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them,” Anderson read aloud.

“And that, my friend, is the cure for AIDS,” he said. “It was right there in the Bible all along — and they’re out spending billions of dollars in research and testing. It’s curable — right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant.”

–Pastor Steven Anderson, from the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, who says that we can have an AIDS-free world by Christmas if we just jump on it.

Good Riddance, NOM

Maggie Gallagher

Our old pal, the unwed mother who founded the National Organization for Marriage (and then jettisoned in an escape pod after years of embarrassing herself) Maggie Gallagher must be in grieving as it becomes quite clear that her social engineering experiment and pity-party has failed. Marriage Equality has come to most of the United States, but it seems that NOM is no longer getting the donations that they require to keep the hate going:

According to analysis of the organization’s 2013 tax filings done by the Human Rights Campaign (HRC), NOM raised $5.1 million in 2013, dropping by over 50% since 2012. Just 2 donors accounted for more than half of the organization’s funding – further evidence that everyday Americans have little interest in furthering NOM’s extremist agenda. In addition, the NOM Education Fund also dropped by nearly $3.5 million in funding — a drop of almost 70% since the previous year. NOM ended the year more than $2.5 million in debt.

What makes this situation even more delicious is that NOM has been fighting to keep their finances secret, and the Human Rights Campaign filed a complaint with the IRS to force NOM to comply with the law. Federal law requires organizations to publicly release their 990s the same day an in-person request is made, and the HRC showed up at their offices TWICE demanding access to their 990s, which revealed their poor economic performance.

“If I were Brian Brown, I’d be worried that my two or three mega-donors are soon going to come to terms with the fact that they’d largely be better off flushing money down the toilet. Americans certainly aren’t buying what NOM is selling, and it’s only a matter of time before the trickle of money keeping the lights on at NOM HQ dries up.”

Here’s Your Stupid, On The Rocks

Todd Starnes Status

When I snapped that, it was shared 1800 times and liked by 7700+ others.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Did Stan Soloman really just say to Larry Pratt that The Kenyan Usurper Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a homosexual muslim married to a man? Right around the 2-minute mark.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Sharpest Pencil

I’m not going to make this a live link, but all you need to know is that this headline is from the Stupidist Man on the Internet, The Gateway Pundit hisself, Jim Hoft:

Breaking: ISIS Drops iPhones After Apple CEO Tim Cook Opens Up About Being Gay

Rep. Steve King Apologizes…

Hey guys, remember that time ol’ Cantaloupe Calves told us that there would be no gay people in heaven? Well, he wants to explain that a bit more:

So you see, he’s sorry that the librul media manufactured that story, but also/too: there will be no gay people in heaven.

There’s Santorum On Your Radio (Ew, Gross!)


That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum believes that The Youte of Today would be down with hating on the ‘mos, if the Lavender Menace hadn’t silenced the Church:

“The arguments are being won among young people. We are losing in this particular area among young people not because we’re out there and competing, it’s because they have effectively silenced the church on a lot of those issues and young people don’t even know what the opposing view is on these issues.”

(Right Wing Watch)