Some Fries With Your Stupid?

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I’m not going to make this a live link, but all you need to know is that this headline is from the Stupidist Man on the Internet, The Gateway Pundit hisself, Jim Hoft:

Breaking: ISIS Drops iPhones After Apple CEO Tim Cook Opens Up About Being Gay

Rep. Steve King Apologizes…

Hey guys, remember that time ol’ Cantaloupe Calves told us that there would be no gay people in heaven? Well, he wants to explain that a bit more:

So you see, he’s sorry that the librul media manufactured that story, but also/too: there will be no gay people in heaven.

There’s Santorum On Your Radio (Ew, Gross!)

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That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum believes that The Youte of Today would be down with hating on the ‘mos, if the Lavender Menace hadn’t silenced the Church:

“The arguments are being won among young people. We are losing in this particular area among young people not because we’re out there and competing, it’s because they have effectively silenced the church on a lot of those issues and young people don’t even know what the opposing view is on these issues.”

(Right Wing Watch)

Today In Sedition

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Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz suggests to noted hate radio personality Steve Deace that people of faith should just ignore laws that they don’t agree with, especially those dealing with gay americans:

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, tell us that T is for Tyranny!

Tranny tyranny. Strike that. “LGBT” tyranny. Lesbian, gay, bisexual tyranny.

True. LGBT people have their designer boots on the necks of the beleaguered, put-upon, and always discriminated-against Xristians who hold no power in the U.S. whatsoever. Anyway, the whole piece is a Tour-de-Derp, but here are a few highlights that once again show both his profound lack of understanding and his sexist and misogynist world view.

Washington state, dateline 2012: Colleen is just like the girl next door. Well, sort of. Colleen has a penis. So, I guess, unless the girl next door has a penis, Coleen really isn’t much like her at all…

That’s the point of the designation, Matt. Your soul is in the wrong body, but I suppose that implies that a demon must be in there too, because God would never mistakenly put a boy inside a girl or vise-versa. Perfect snowflakes we all are.

Anyway, because it’s now illegal to “discriminate based on the basis of gender identity” in Houston, and since it’s the only “tolerant” thing to do, men who sign up for the ever-persecuted “LGBT” class have secured the hard-fought “civil right” to fully expose themselves to, and otherwise ogle, your daughters in the ladies’ room…

And what about the ladies, Matt, who want to expose themselves to, and otherwise ogle, your sons in the men’s room? Oh, that’s cool? The projection here astounds me: he only sees a scam to ogle women.

But slow down there, Dad. According to the law, if you have a problem with Mr. Francis baring all to your baby girl, then you’re the problem. You’re a “transphobe” (“homophobia’s” evil twin sister, er, brother … whatever). Deck this sicko for terrifying your first-grader and you’re off to jail while “Colleen” is off to the “Human Rights Campaign” for a commendation as the latest victim of an “anti-LGBT hate crime.”

I’m not an expert on etiquette in the ladies’ room, but I suspect that there is not part of one where the gals nude-up… just like there isn’t part of the men’s room where the dudes walk around with their twigs and berries flapping in the wind. Barber’s imagination certainly runs a little, um, hot?

Today in Theocracy

Not even a week ago we told you about that Winston Churchill-like independent candidate running for governor of Massachusetts, our old pal and dissembling theocrat Scott Lively. And Churchill like, he is now starring in a Russian anti-gay documentary:

We mention this only because Lively’s international cred is usually hitched to Uganda’s Kill The Gays legislation, so he’s building quite a foreign policy portfolio.

(Joe.My.God.)

The Stupid… It BURNS!!!!

On the bright side, you’ll never hear, “Not tonight honey.”

2016 Goat Rodeo Rider Is Angry

So Reince, how is that rebranding working out? If I were you (hahahaha), I would take Gomer up on his offer and kick him out of your club. Something like:

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted

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Famous hate group World Congress of Families has started a petition demanding that the Human Rights Campaign stop hating on them. Oh, the WCF also vows to continue their anti-LGBT activity world-wide:

“Much work needs to be done both to protect marriage in this country and around the world,” the petition states. “Let those of us who know what is at stake view HRC’s attack as an opportunity to quicken and enliven our efforts within our own countries and internationally.”

Want Fries With Your Stupid?

Yet in today’s upside-down world it is we who are disingenuously accused of “hate” – those of us who remain compassionate and bold enough to warn our fellow fallen human beings of the spiritual, emotional and, yes, even the physical death that comes as a natural consequence of unnatural behaviors. A toxic cloud of political correctness distorts reality, choking off any honest appraisal of these self-destructive sexual behaviors. We truly live in a dark age that calls evil good and good evil… The wages of sin is death.

I’m honored to say that I’m one of those “haters” called by God to sound the alarm… When God calls you to be an instrument of His truth, the biblical harmonies you play will often strike sour with those in rebellion against Him, sending them into blind rage and deep denial.

Matt Barber, the man who thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night. He’s too modest. It’s good to know that he thinks he is an instrument of God’s divine retribution against the ‘mos.