Category Archives: Homophobia

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs So this affirming PSA from the Ad Council for last year’s St. Valentine’s Day has Y’all Qaeda’s panties in a bunch for this year: ‘Some ‘love’ deserves a label: sin.’ — Linda Harvey “All the while … Continue reading

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Always a Bridesmaid, Rev. Fishsticks?

Sounds like someone never caught the bouquet.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Indiana?

Rep. Woody Burton of Indiana tried—and failed—to make analogies to describe his belief that being gay is a behavior: “You can’t control it sometimes. I understand that,” he said. “If someone’s a psychopathic killer, it’s a behavior thing. They can’t … Continue reading

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The Company You Keep, Cont.

In a surprise to exactly no one, the KKK’s frequent guest speaker and president of noted hate group Family Research Council Tony Perkins has endorsed fascist theocrat and Elmer Gantry wannabe Ted Cruz! Drink-up, Bitchez! Shit got real.

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Coach Dave

As Gawd is my waitress, Coach Dave would rather have his son be an addict than be gay, and so should you. Didja like the dismissive sexism, “hope he got some girl pregnant” instead?

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Kim Davis RSVP’d! Whoda Thunk It?

Grifters Gotta Grift The Mooney Times tells us that Gawd’s Own Filing Clerk Kim Davis will be at the State of the Union Address tonight, as a guest of some mystery member of Congress. She’ll be attending with Mat Staver, … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid is Served, SC and TN!

We Don’t Serve Your Kind As you may recall, Nikki Haley, the governor of South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust) is scheduled to give The New Confederacy’s rebuttal to the last State of the Union address given by The … Continue reading

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Today in We Don’t Serve Your Kind

You may recall that last year termite infested stump Mike Pence signed into law a We Don’t Serve Your Kind bill in a closed ceremony with only the local tribesmen and mullahs looking on, under the guise of it being … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Tennessee?

Tennessee should stop issuing marriage licenses in response to the U.S. Supreme Court decision that made gay marriage legal, state Rep. Rick Womick said. There’s a disturbance in The Force: A thousand southern belles just grimaced at once. “That would … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Indiana

Indiana—the state notorious for electing Mike Pence, a man with less smarts than a tree stump, who proceeded to damage the state with a Xristian Xrazie-backed We Don’t Serve Your Kind law—is trying to do it again: Jim Tomes’ (R) … Continue reading

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