Category Archives: Guns! Guns! Guns!

Your Sunday Morning Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Marco

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, tells John Dickerson why he bought a gun on Christmas Eve in … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Paul Ryan?

“This is a distraction. The president clearly does not respect the Second Amendment rights for law-abiding Americans. I think it would be nice if he actually focused on defeating ISIS, on calling radical Islamic terrorism what it actually is instead … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs They Seem Nice. And once again our attention is drawn to guns as The Kenyan Usurper gives a pretty great press conference and goes over what few executive orders he can give to try to bring … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served

To understand what Obama wants in our future…. ….Watch the Star Wars movies and imagine that only the storm troopers have guns. — Grover Norquist (@GroverNorquist) January 2, 2016 …and that is your conservative party thought leader. Jeebus, these people really … Continue reading

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Another Notch for Wayne LaPierre

I am waiting for Wayne ‘Cold Dead Hands’ LaPierre to opine on the Grand Jury’s failure to indict anyone for the execution of 12-year old Tamir Rice for the crime of, well, existing while black. I’m sure the NRA is … Continue reading

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She Seems Nice (Part Infinity)

That is quite a tantrum. I feel so much better knowing that gun-humper Dana Loesch is packing heat with anger issues like that. What could go wrong if she was the so-called good guy with a gun?

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Dear: ‘I Am A Warrior For The Babies’

The ironically monikered Robert Lewis Dear, the alleged Planned Parenthood domestic terrorist, shouted that out during his hearing on Wednesday, which in retrospect probably was not the best strategic decision his attorney would want, but a martyr’s gotta do what … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas

What could be a finer way to celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace than with an open-carry march and mock mass shooting at the campus where the first campus mass shooting actually happened in 1966: Gun rights groups … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

I was watching The Kenyan Usurper give his fine speech from the Oval Office (podium? really?) and felt reasonably proud that we no longer have a dry-drunk Texan with daddy issues there. Of course that the same weekend that the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Wayne LaPierre?

This is just flat-out insane. “Innocents, like us” is a closed set that does NOT include you, Wayne.

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