Category Archives: grifters

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Momma Needs A New Bolero Well, that didn’t take long: Touting Palin’s “historic” endorsement of Trump, an email to supporters got right to the point: cash donations. “SarahPAC plans to continue endorsing anti-establishment candidates who will not play politics as … Continue reading

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In the Words of Mooselini

Grifters Gotta Grift “We have not yet Belgium to derp,” Mooselini didn’t say. “When asked why I would jump into a primary — kind of stirring it up a little bit maybe — and choose one over some friends who … Continue reading

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Palin to Endorse… Palin

Vanilla ISIS Donald Trump is hinting that today he will get a YUGE endorsement, probably from Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. Wingnuttia is flinging poo already: Cruz aide: ‘Deeply disappointed’ if Palin endorsed Trump I think it … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

The only candidate in the 2016 Goat Rodeo to use “knife” as a verb, Bennie-the-Blade Carson’s campaign is shedding another major staffer: Dean Parker, Ben Carson's finance chair has resigned. pic.twitter.com/J61OFPP2lH — Patrick Cornell (@PCornellCNN) January 14, 2016 So why … Continue reading

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You Can’t Explain That!

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us about the time she commanded the weather to change: “… [A friend] came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what my … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Ben Carson?

According to a filing with the Federal Election Committee, the super PAC of world-renown Benihana wannabe and Egyptology enthusiast Bennie-the-Blade Carson spent $277,641.81 on books: Tammy Cali, an external spokeswoman for the 2016 Committee at Eberle Communications, said the group … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“And I said, ‘I would never try to get you free college, because if we gave it to you free when you were 20, you’d be paying for it when you were 30, 40 and 50, and the fact is … Continue reading

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Now There’s A Campaign Promise!

Grifters Huckabee says he’ll drop out if he doesn’t place in the top three in Iowa Bu-bye, Gomer. Cruz ate your Elmer Gantry act, and he’s going to eat your lunch.

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All Franklin Graham Wanted For Christmas…

Grifters Gotta Grift …is Planned Parenthood on a pike: (RNS) Evangelist Franklin Graham has announced he is abandoning the Republican Party in disgust over the move by the GOP-led Congress last week to pass a budget that Graham said was … Continue reading

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The Hot House Flowers of the New Confederacy

We begin, as we must, with a quote from The Hill: “Donald Trump’s rhetoric since the Paris terrorist attacks appears to have helped him with GOP primary voters, according to most polls. But Republican insiders are concerned that his words … Continue reading

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