Santorum in the News (eew gross!)


EchoLight Studios, run by former presidential candidate Rick Santorum, said Monday it will release a movie Sep. 1 that explores the Hobby Lobby Supreme Court decision that was handed down Monday.

I’m sure it will be boffo box-office, just like the Christmas Candle ($7M to make and earned $2M). They will be releasing it to Churches first.

(Hollywood Reporter)

The Morning Quote

Frothy Santorum (eew, gross!) implies that The Kenyan Usurper’s campaign team thought he could have ridden a wave of working-class votes to victory over the President in the 2012 Goat Rodeo.

The former presidential hopeful then recounted how he met with Romney’s campaign manager and pollster after dropping out of the race. Romney’s team showed him a poll from Pennsylvania that found Santorum down by four points among voters who went to the polls during the workday, but up by 21 points after 5 p.m.

Which is pretty good when you consider he lost his PA Senatorial seat by double-digits.

What’s Rick Santorum Up To These Days?

Questions best left unasked

That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter, former Senator Rick Santorum has decided to parachute himself into the media drama of the legislative fight in Austin Texas over restricting access to abortion.

It’s not like anyone in the US doesn’t know where Cardinal Frothy stands on the issue (at your cervix). Is there any new insight that Santorum can offer (no)? It’s just more grandstanding from a theocrat who thinks that women are to blame for humanity being kicked out of the Garden of Eden, which I think is the worst kind of misogyny.

(Political Tracker)

Cardinal Frothy Santorum

…must be influencing the Vatican:

“In a front-page article in Saturday’s Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, the Holy See sought to frame itself as the lone voice of courage in opposing initiatives to give same-sex couples legal recognition. In a separate Vatican Radio editorial, the pope’s spokesman asked sarcastically why gay marriage proponents don’t now push for legal recognition for polygamous couples as well.”


The Afternoon Quote

“[Marriage Equality that] you are fighting is the most important movement to win,” [Rick] Santorum added. He said it is even more important that the movement to block abortion in America. He warned that marriage will “disintegrate” along with the American family if same-sex marriage becomes legal.

So, I guess we can now go to the Abortionplex and use our 2-for-1 Groupons with Cardinal Frothy’s blessing?


Iowa State UnFair

Noted Volcano scholar and boy exorcist Louisiana’s Governor Bobby “Bubba” Jindal is traveling today to Iowa today to tell the natives there how the law works and that’s why they should keep teh gays down, because when the Iowa Supreme Court did their job and ruled on the matter before them, well, it was beyond the pale.

Anyway Piyush is joined in Iowa with that mix of lube and fecal matter Frothy Santorum, so it should be a knee-slapping fun time as Iowans get a double scolding from two out-of-state Xristian Xrazies courtesy of hate group The Family Leader.

(As Good As You)

Professional Courtesy

The Willard Mechanism gets the official endorsement of well-known porn star Jenna Jameson:

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”

OK, I’m impressed. I thought for sure Jameson would be a Santorum enthusiast. You know, professional courtesy.

The Evening Quote

“Newt Gingrich’s campaign is so dead Mitt Romney wants to baptize it and Rick Santorum wants to put it in a jar and show it to his kids.”

–Jimmy Kimmel’s rejected joke from the Nerd Prom