Questions best left unasked
That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter, former Senator Rick Santorum has decided to parachute himself into the media drama of the legislative fight in Austin Texas over restricting access to abortion.
It’s not like anyone in the US doesn’t know where Cardinal Frothy stands on the issue (at your cervix). Is there any new insight that Santorum can offer (no)? It’s just more grandstanding from a theocrat who thinks that women are to blame for humanity being kicked out of the Garden of Eden, which I think is the worst kind of misogyny.
…must be influencing the Vatican:
“In a front-page article in Saturday’s Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, the Holy See sought to frame itself as the lone voice of courage in opposing initiatives to give same-sex couples legal recognition. In a separate Vatican Radio editorial, the pope’s spokesman asked sarcastically why gay marriage proponents don’t now push for legal recognition for polygamous couples as well.”
“[Marriage Equality that] you are fighting is the most important movement to win,” [Rick] Santorum added. He said it is even more important that the movement to block abortion in America. He warned that marriage will “disintegrate” along with the American family if same-sex marriage becomes legal.
So, I guess we can now go to the Abortionplex and use our 2-for-1 Groupons with Cardinal Frothy’s blessing?
Noted Volcano scholar and boy exorcist Louisiana’s Governor Bobby “Bubba” Jindal is traveling today to Iowa today to tell the natives there how the law works and that’s why they should keep teh gays down, because when the Iowa Supreme Court did their job and ruled on the matter before them, well, it was beyond the pale.
Anyway Piyush is joined in Iowa with that mix of lube and fecal matter Frothy Santorum, so it should be a knee-slapping fun time as Iowans get a double scolding from two out-of-state Xristian Xrazies courtesy of hate group The Family Leader.
(As Good As You)
We have no idea why Frothy’s speech last night focused on hands.
The Willard Mechanism gets the official endorsement of well-known porn star Jenna Jameson:
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
OK, I’m impressed. I thought for sure Jameson would be a Santorum enthusiast. You know, professional courtesy.
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Thank god that the best-named spox of all time, Hogan Gidley was not left behind as Frothy was raptured up into Obscurity!
Each time I read his name, I smile and each time I say it out loud, I giggle. Hogan Gidley!
“Karen and I are life members of the NRA and we wanted to announce today that I talked to Chris and now Bella is a life member of the NRA too. And I hope it’s a long life.”
Bella is Frothy’s 3-year old daughter, the one whom he uses as an anti-abortion cudgel.
PS – BuzzFeed has the video.