POP QUIZ!

Duck Dynasty on Hannity

By all means, let’s have a Deliverance-style theocrat tell us about Islam.

Pop Quiz!

For 1/10 of 1% of your midterm grade, complete the following analogy: “Having the Duck Dynasty dude tell us about radical Islam is like having _________________ tell us about _______________.”

#2 Pencils only, in the comments.

Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

“That’s my question about these guys because if we know they were speaking unaccented French and they had, you know, ski masks on, do we even know what color they were. What the tone of their skin was. I mean what if they didn’t look like typical bad guys?’

–Fox News anchor Shannon Bream

Why are all the dogs barking, Shannon?

(TPM)

Your Bottomless Mimosa Of Stupid

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson:

“But it’s such an emotional thing, it’s so wrong, immoral, unfair, that it’s almost hard not to point at some of the people who have been whipping race hatred in this country for the past couple of months, and saying they do bear some responsibility for this.”

He has no self-awareness, does he?

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Fox News resident psychological consultant (who may or may not be certified (!) and licensed to practice), Keith Ablow, is calling for an American Jihad, you know, to create a world-wide American Caliphate.

Your Sunday Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid

Gee, Roger Ailes is the master of misdirection as he has two of his Ally McBeal wannabes (in full McBeal regalia) relitigate a recent skeevy court ruling about upskirting pictures, while Fox News’ Peter Johnson leers on.

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Let’s watch in amazement as Petunia II tries to advise shutting down the borders over fighting the eBolluhs with Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institiute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases at the National Institutes of Health.

(Raw Story)

Want Some Fries With Your Stupid?

“He didn’t enforce the laws on Obamacare,” Tantaros said. “He was droning terrorists without a trial while he was giving them trials in downtown Manhattan. He ran the DOJ much like the Black Panthers would. That is a fact.”