Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Fox News resident psychological consultant (who may or may not be certified (!) and licensed to practice), Keith Ablow, is calling for an American Jihad, you know, to create a world-wide American Caliphate.

Your Sunday Bottomless Mimosa of Stupid

Gee, Roger Ailes is the master of misdirection as he has two of his Ally McBeal wannabes (in full McBeal regalia) relitigate a recent skeevy court ruling about upskirting pictures, while Fox News’ Peter Johnson leers on.

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Let’s watch in amazement as Petunia II tries to advise shutting down the borders over fighting the eBolluhs with Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institiute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases at the National Institutes of Health.

(Raw Story)

Want Some Fries With Your Stupid?

“He didn’t enforce the laws on Obamacare,” Tantaros said. “He was droning terrorists without a trial while he was giving them trials in downtown Manhattan. He ran the DOJ much like the Black Panthers would. That is a fact.”

Bad People Behaving Badly

On Fox, this counts as informed commentary:

The Clenis is going to be an issue again?

Also/too: wait until the end of the short clip to see what a living, ice water douche looks like when ’80s power bow tie spokesmodel—crypt keeper George Will realizes that he has made a deal with the devil.

Take THAT, Cheney!

Fat-fingered would-be Citizen Kane Roger Ailes’ favorite fetish doll Megyn Kelly gives former Vice Preznint Blam-Blam the proverbial birdshot in the face that he so richly deserves:

The Wit and Wisdom of D’Vorce D’Spousa

I missed this the other day, but look in awe as Fox News Megyn Kelly talks to convicted Felonious Film Maker and Would-Be Bigamist Dinesh D’Souza who says that America is a child-molester and The Kenyan Usurper is the goodie-two shoes who wants to protect the world.

Why does Fox News allow these drooling fuckknuckles on their shows? It boggles my mind that they would give these cretins air time.

Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With a Side of Stupid

hot nuts

“But the anti-gun nuts, they will be out in force, saying it’s all the guns”. I predict that we’ll find again that yet another person who used a gun was compromised by one or more psychological or psychiatric illnesses that could have been detected.”

Keith Ablow, Fox News’ psychic friend psychiatrist doing yet another long-distance diagnosis as an on-going shooting event in Oregon.