Category Archives: Fox News

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Petunia & Pals?

As you probably know by now, the Planned Parenthood videographers have been indicted for some aspect of their scheme by a grand jury in Texas (the indictment is still sealed, so no one knows what details it contains). That said, … Continue reading

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The Gingrich Rules Are In Effect At Fox News

Today, Fox News suspended two on-air contributors for using profanities to describe the president: Ralph Peters, a Fox News analyst and retired Army officer, called the President “such a total pussy, it’s stunning” on Fox Business Monday morning, eventually prompting … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rupert?

This happened last night on Twitter: Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide? And much else. — Rupert Murdoch (@rupertmurdoch) October 8, 2015 …which led me to repost my … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink – Let The Chips Fall Where They May!

Y’all Qaeda declares war on Doritos! And Todd Starnes will take no prisoners.

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The 3-Martini Stupid Is Served, Petunia

“He talks about race,” [Gretchen Carlson, the Original Petunia and still the best] the Fox News host noted pointing to [the latest Virginia shooter’s] manifesto. “He put the initials of the Charleston church shooting victims on the bullets that he … Continue reading

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The MPS Drinking Game Rules for the Debate(s)

The 2016 Goat Rodeo When obvious anagram Reince Priebus punted his only job (to make debate rules) to Fox News, we predicted that the whole thing would turn into a shit-show, um, Goat Rodeo. As I write this post (starting … Continue reading

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Sprint Wins The Morning!

I hope that this guy gets Employee of the Month for plugging Sprint’s promotion on Fox News.

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The Fox Effect, Cont.

He had one job The 2016 Goat Rodeo contenders have less than 2 weeks to generate enough buzz that they can get one of the ten Wonka-like tickets to participate on the first debate on Fox News. The way they … Continue reading

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The Fox Effect, Cont.

The 2016 Goat Rodeo We’ve noted several times now that obvious anagram Reince Priebus had only one job—of picking debate rules—and punted the whole shebang to his paymasters at Fox News. This abdication of his job makes Roger Aisles more … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sean Hannity

The Death of the Media I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning. Anyway watching the media trying to find a Both Sides angle on the Confederate Flag debate is both amusing and appalling, but Sean Hannity’s desperate leap … Continue reading

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