Let The Crusades Begin!


…and an idiot shall lead them:

You know, one might conclude that ISIS wants a Holy War declared, and also/too one might conclude that the brain trust at Fox News (the gelatinous mass known as Roger Ailes) is playing into their hands, you know, for cynical things like ratings (Rupert Murdoch is first and foremost a businessman).

The Stupid Is Strong In This One

I particularly liked that after saying that the government shouldn’t force anyone to do anything, he then said that people with infectious diseases should be forcibly quarantined.

Another Fail For Tucker Carlson

That dancing fool, hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson shows us how light on his feet he is as the weekend host of B-Team Petunia and Pals:

Oops. His guest likes the Affordable Care Act. Tucker has nothing to say.

(Via Raw Story)


Duck Dynasty on Hannity

By all means, let’s have a Deliverance-style theocrat tell us about Islam.

Pop Quiz!

For 1/10 of 1% of your midterm grade, complete the following analogy: “Having the Duck Dynasty dude tell us about radical Islam is like having _________________ tell us about _______________.”

#2 Pencils only, in the comments.

Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid

“That’s my question about these guys because if we know they were speaking unaccented French and they had, you know, ski masks on, do we even know what color they were. What the tone of their skin was. I mean what if they didn’t look like typical bad guys?’

–Fox News anchor Shannon Bream

Why are all the dogs barking, Shannon?


Your Bottomless Mimosa Of Stupid

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir and vanity press owner Tucker Carlson:

“But it’s such an emotional thing, it’s so wrong, immoral, unfair, that it’s almost hard not to point at some of the people who have been whipping race hatred in this country for the past couple of months, and saying they do bear some responsibility for this.”

He has no self-awareness, does he?