On Fox, this counts as informed commentary:
The Clenis is going to be an issue again?
Also/too: wait until the end of the short clip to see what a living, ice water douche looks like when ’80s power bow tie spokesmodel—crypt keeper George Will realizes that he has made a deal with the devil.
From our pal @VillageMutt on the electronic Twitters machine.
Fat-fingered would-be Citizen Kane Roger Ailes’ favorite fetish doll Megyn Kelly gives former Vice Preznint Blam-Blam the proverbial birdshot in the face that he so richly deserves:
I missed this the other day, but look in awe as Fox News Megyn Kelly talks to convicted Felonious Film Maker and Would-Be Bigamist Dinesh D’Souza who says that America is a child-molester and The Kenyan Usurper is the goodie-two shoes who wants to protect the world.
Why does Fox News allow these drooling fuckknuckles on their shows? It boggles my mind that they would give these cretins air time.
“But the anti-gun nuts, they will be out in force, saying it’s all the guns”. I predict that we’ll find again that yet another person who used a gun was compromised by one or more psychological or psychiatric illnesses that could have been detected.”
–Keith Ablow, Fox News’
psychic friend psychiatrist doing yet another long-distance diagnosis as an on-going shooting event in Oregon.
Well, of course Fox was going to trash the Kenyan Usurper for negotiating with terrorists; it’s what they do. But today they decided that the family of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was fair game. Leave it to The Dumb One to go the lowest: get a razor?
I think it is still the professional military’s position: you never leave soldiers behind. It just boggles my mind that conservatives are now OK with that. And not to put too fine a gloss on this, but the entire foundation of our legal system: that you are innocent until proven guilty is now in play with these mental midgets.
…as human scarecrow Laura Ingraham gets laughed at for invoking benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! on Fox News. Bonus: living totempole Bob Woodward makes a funny.
Fox went looking for outraged Americans and found their own employees. But what makes this so delish is that Petunia blows it and IDs them as Fox employees before ¡Geraldo! can cut Gretchen off. Whoopsie!
…that is obsessed with a comic book character:
Really? They broke away from the President’s press conference because no one is asking him about benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! and they will jump back if someone does?
Gonna be a looooooooong wait, lady.
Varney, of course, is against an increase in the minimum wage because, as he says, it makes employees greedy. And then, of course, he decides to give an example of how increasing the minimum wage will drag dowm innovation:
“Let me take you back to Google,” Varney opined. “In the earlier days of Google, they had all kinds of youngsters, up and coming strivers, who would work day and night. That’s how they built the company. Tech startups with really a drive to succeed and climb that food chain.”
“Now if you bring this in, those high tech workers who started all these brilliant companies, they’ll be on the clock,” he insisted. “Instead of these overnight creative meetings, they’ll be saying, ‘Oh, I just exceeded my 40 hours, I’m due overtime. And if I don’t get it, I’m going to sue.’”
I assure you: none of the engineers at Google worked for minimum wage or were hourly. I assure you none of them are hourly to this day.
What an assrocket.