Category Archives: Florida

Allen West Connected the Dots, Sheeple!

The Tinfoil Follies of 2015 Obama turns the screws on local police with sweeping equipment ban “With the upcoming “Jade Helm” military exercises planned throughout the southwest this July in civilian areas, some folks are concerned the federal government has … Continue reading

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They Had It Right The First Time

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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The Morning Quote

The brother was home at the time of the crime, but thought the noises he heard was Gomez putting the boxes away. “He went to the garage, he found an axe laying on the floor,” said Gualtieri. “He found a … Continue reading

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Some Florida Stupid For Bedtime?

Local counties to end courthouse weddings to avoid marrying gays Couples who wanted to skip the pomp and circumstance of a wedding and get married at the Duval, Clay or Baker county courthouses will no longer have that option in … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Ayn Rand Is Smiling

As famous zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan is talking about poverty and how Christian Charity can solve that problem, America’s wang Florida is fining people for actually, you know, feeding the homeless: After feeding the hungry in a Daytona Beach park … Continue reading

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“It’s Florida, Jake”

Home of the newly wed and nearly dead might be a good place for this GOPer who is primarying Ted Yoho: Running for the U.S. Congress can be the role of a lifetime for a budding politician, which would seem … Continue reading

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“It’s Florida, Jake”

FL man flying KKK flag assures community: ‘We don’t beat up on f*ggots or blacks’ “As many people know, the white families are producing less children because the father and mother work and you have interracial marriages and gay marriages, … Continue reading

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A New Hope for Florida: Victoria Jackson

Generally, MPS stays out of local politics, you know, being from somewhere and not from somewhere else we think national politics is the subject at which all the Scissorheads can take aim, but this bit of news from Wonkette might … Continue reading

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Gov. Batboy has a sad

Is there any wonder why Floridastanians hate their governor, Rick Scott? Anyway, “a mere 30 percent of Florida voters said they believe the Republican deserves another term, while 52 percent said he does not. What’s more, 55 percent think that … Continue reading

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Florida is winning the Crazee State Contest, Again

Sweet Jeebus! I didn’t think that they could out-do themselves, but Florida was up to the challenge: Florida’s Department of Health is asking for intimate details of the sex lives of 4,100 young women, and offering $10 gift cards in … Continue reading

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