Gents, looks like Vivian Westwood has some fun bags.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
Did you know that free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck was also part of the achingly glamourous world du fashion? (Altogether now, ME NEITHER!)
Well ladies, rejoice, as Glenn manages to market his clothes to you in the most, well, Beckian way:
1791 [Beck’s clothing line] is proud to announce our new line of women’s Denim. We begin with denim jacket and jeans.
They were designed for and tested on all the girls in my life. It has taken us almost two years to get the design just right.
Yes, he tested them on all the girls in his life.
I am proud that finally I can rest knowing any dad who feels the way I do about the most beautiful girl ever born, my daughter, will be able to feel that way when she slips into her favorite jeans, blouse and jacket.
That’s starting get a little creepy, imagining you daughter dressing in the morning, let alone that she is the most beautiful girl ever born.
My wife who is a little more like the current runway models and my daughter who is more classic both can wear and love their new 1791s.
So Glenn, why not just hold up a scorecard to let the little lady know what you think?
I kind of think it is one of those fundamental God given rights. To feel pretty.
Because you are.
Sweet Jeebus, I want to take a shower after that.
As we grow so will our selection and sizes because it is time we celebrate real diversity. After all, God made us different colors, shapes and sizes.
Stop it. Just stop it.
Please check out the beginning of our new line of women’s clothing at 1791.com and see what the power of a dads love for his daughter can build.
I’m calling child protective services, and I hope they remember to look in the basement. What are the sheep saying Clarice?
I’ve been laughing all day over this tumbler: Pattern Behavior. It’s the 1-2 punch of pattern envelops and commentary on the models.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)
I can’t even…
UPDATE: OK, it appears to be a joke.
I love this info graphic. It has me stirred, but not shaken. Also/Too: I can probably guess which unfortunate clothes were from the Roger Moore ’70s Bond movies. The entire website is a treat, by the way. The treatise on men’s shirt collars is obesessive and compelling evidence that the Internet and blogging is alive and well. I also makes me think about trying some different styles. I admit it: I’d dress like Bond if I could.
(And I know, the Bond movies are adolescent, sexist, cold war agitprop… but Bond remains the high-water mark of the well-dressed man.)
Our sometimes pal, brawlin’ Brisket® Palin , the most famous unwed teenage mom of our time, is giving a shout-out to fellow Dancing with the Stars, um, hoofer, Sadie Robertson for her choice of prom gowns! You see, they are modest and daddy-approved. Not baby-daddy approved:
You guys know I loved what Sadie Robertson did on Dancing with the Stars last season. She was true to her values and her faith the whole season, especially in these two dances. She also got attention for choosing modest and age appropriate costumes, that were still adorable and beautiful!
I guess she had some practice in working with wardrobe, since last year she partnered with Sherri Hill to bring out the “Sadie Robertson Live Original” line of prom dresses at the NY Fashion Week. Well, the news just hit… she’s doing more “daddy-approved” dresses this year!
I guess Sadie had nothing in Gorilla for Brisket that one could wear to a good beating, but maybe next year?
A look that is as fresh as tomorrow, gents, so get your gams ready for Spring!