Fashion Week, Cont.

Another Poncho

OK, confess Scissorheads: did any of you Dudes ever wear a man-mini? And were ponchos really a thing?

Fashion Week, Cont.

Man Talk

Um, where’s Dude’s other hand?

Fashion Week Continues!

I suppose an angry face on your crotch beats no face on your crotch. Um, wait? What?

Ray-gun nostalgia? as Noonan predicted.

Click the pix to read the story.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal)

Fashion Week Continued!

The final frontier

I swear to blog I recall this outfit on the right from a Star Trek episode. Cannot imagine why that look didn’t catch on.

Fashion Week Continued!


From the ’70s, I assume? Also/Too: um, how does one put on/take off a onesie? I’m imagining a bathroom drama that is practically unspeakable.

This Exists

The hands-down winner of the X-Mas 2015 Ugly Christmas Seater Contest – click for ordering details!

Never has a hank of yarn been more defiled.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

Fashion Week Continues!

Paperbag gives us fashion and Jello because: why not?

The whole photo set is both retro fashion-forward and focuses on congealed salads as the ladies who lunch used to call Jello Molds. Click the picture for more tasty delights.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal)

This Exists

Pizza Onesie

This delicious fashion-forward design can be yours for just $129.00 Ameros. 100% Polyester, too, so you’ll probably smell like a slice of pizza, too.

Fashion Week Continues!


Gents, looks like Vivian Westwood has some fun bags.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Just a spoon full of roofies...

Just a spoon full of roofies…

Did you know that free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck was also part of the achingly glamourous world du fashion? (Altogether now, ME NEITHER!)

Well ladies, rejoice, as Glenn manages to market his clothes to you in the most, well, Beckian way:

1791 [Beck’s clothing line] is proud to announce our new line of women’s Denim. We begin with denim jacket and jeans.

They were designed for and tested on all the girls in my life. It has taken us almost two years to get the design just right.

Yes, he tested them on all the girls in his life.

I am proud that finally I can rest knowing any dad who feels the way I do about the most beautiful girl ever born, my daughter, will be able to feel that way when she slips into her favorite jeans, blouse and jacket.

That’s starting get a little creepy, imagining you daughter dressing in the morning, let alone that she is the most beautiful girl ever born.

My wife who is a little more like the current runway models and my daughter who is more classic both can wear and love their new 1791s.

So Glenn, why not just hold up a scorecard to let the little lady know what you think?

I kind of think it is one of those fundamental God given rights. To feel pretty.

Because you are.

Sweet Jeebus, I want to take a shower after that.

As we grow so will our selection and sizes because it is time we celebrate real diversity. After all, God made us different colors, shapes and sizes.

Stop it. Just stop it.

Please check out the beginning of our new line of women’s clothing at and see what the power of a dads love for his daughter can build.

I’m calling child protective services, and I hope they remember to look in the basement. What are the sheep saying Clarice?