Category Archives: education

Marco Rubio and the Invisible Hand

I was running through my open tabs when I found this Bloomberg article from earlier in the week, forgotten due to something happening in California. I’ll give you the short version first: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for … Continue reading

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There’s A Joke In Here Somewhere

During a House Education and Workforce Committee proceeding on Wednesday to reauthorize the nation’s elementary and secondary education law, Rep. Dave Brat (R-VA) said, “Socrates trained Plato in on a rock and then Plato trained in Aristotle roughly speaking on … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly takes to the pages of World Nut Daily to propose NEW MATH ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES: Long ago when I went to college, campuses were about 70 percent male, and until 1970 it was still … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With A Side of Stupid

In New Orleans, major school district closes traditional public schools for good As was long predicted, New Orleans will become the first major American city to not have any public schools. This is by design from the moment that Wingnuttia … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio: The Education Preznint

One-time savior of the GOP Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio who imploded when he tried to tackle imigration reform and the bigots and dunderheads of his party wanted his head on pike, is working on rehab’ing himself for the 2016 Goat … Continue reading

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Intelligent Design

Education in science will be opt-out in Missouri, if a bill requiring schools to notify parents if “the theory of evolution by natural selection” is being taught at their child’s school passes. Anyone wanna guess to what party the representative … Continue reading

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Xristian Xrazie School Will Not Accept Your Filthy, Socialist Money

…they also will not accept kids of gay couples: Myrtle Grove Christian School will not accept state funding from a new General Assembly school tuition voucher program, the school’s headmaster said Friday. The statement came less than a month after … Continue reading

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Michelle Rhee’s Reform Agenda Revealed

Controversial public-school theorist and expert user of erasers on official documents, Chancellor Michelle Rhee has awarded her reformer of the year designation to… Tennessee House Representative John Ragan. According to Rhee’s official political apparatus, StudentsFirst, this is how Ragan won: … Continue reading

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Fiscal responibility is for kids!

If you live in Tennessee, your family is down on their luck and you’re struggling in school, then you’re about to get a little more hungry if a bill goes through: Failure to comply with attendance requirements, or to receive … Continue reading

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Teh stuuupid, it BURNNNNNNNNS!

OK, aside from the fact that it is Stuart Varmint talking to The Other Dumb One on an episode of Petunia and Pals, and aside from the fact that Varmint is claiming The Kenyan Usurper is trying to bribe 4-year … Continue reading

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