More, please

I love it when a Dim gets a spine:

“The stench of hypocrisy that hangs over this city today emanates from this room,” [Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) ] said. “I’ve listened to my colleagues talk about the President of the United States and others in the administration using [the] terms ‘deliberate’, ‘lies’, ‘unmitigated gall’, ‘malfeasance,’ which is malicious and knowing evil-doing, ‘disgust’, ‘coverups’.”

He continued, “If you want to know who is responsible in this town, buy yourself a mirror!”

Ackerman went on to say that Republicans had “the audacity to come here” when the administration requested, for worldwide security, “$440 million more than you guys wanted to provide. And the answer is that you damn didn’t provide it! You REDUCED what the administration asked for to protect these people. Ask not who the guilty party is, it’s you! It is us. It is this committee, and the things that we insist that we need have to cost money.”

He added, “Could you tell me which of my colleagues on this committee was as bodacious in their insistence that we provide more money for American security in the State Department budget. I would appreciate it.”

Ackerman then asked them to raise their hands and gave them a count of five to do so. None did.

There’s more at First Read. You too can get a Tweety-like thrill up your leg reading it.

Well played, Wingnuttia, well-played.

Hey guys, remember the other night when Governor Deval Patrick told the Dims to grow a spine? Hahaha, trick question!

Anyway, as usual, the GOP (Lucy) set them up and the Dims (Charlie Brown) fell for it again, when they started weeping how the godless communists had left out God from the platform. (You know who else the Dims left out? Saint Ronnie!). The eagle-eyed Eagle Forumners then spotted something much worse: Jerusalem wasn’t in the platform! More proof that Bamz hates the Jews!

Anyway, against all reason as the convention was going really well, the Dims caved and tried to shove God and Jerusalem into the platform, just as Jeebus and Prience Reibus wanted:

Aside from the silliness of it all, declaring Jerusalem should be the capitol of Israel flies in the face of long-standing US policy to let them work that out on their own as they try for a two-state peace dealio.

“After passage, boos were heard in the convention hall — prompting RNC spokesman Tim Miller to tweet: “Widespread boos for Jerusalem and God in the convention hall.”” — (Politico)


“Michael Dukakis fanatics at this year’s Democratic National Convention should start getting psyched: The 1988 Democratic presidential nominee is coming to town Tuesday.”

Oh, boy. But on the other hand, the GOP could just replay the Southern-strategy, race-baiting Willy Horton ads today. Oh, wait.

(The Daily Caller, the vanity press thingy of Hungry Man TeeVee Dinners heir and bow-tie maven Tucker Carlson)

More, please

This is exactly the sort of ads that Dims should be running: no charts, no freaking numbers. This ad tells a story and it uses multiple senses. This is an ad you will remember.

One of the best things about it is the eerie silence while Willard sings off key. That they change the audio slightly so that he is singing over the PA in an empty parking lot, over a speaker phone in an empty conference room, and so on, is brilliant. It feels like he just fired them all and is singing at all the empty properties and shuttered factories. Willard’s America the Beautiful is empty, unemployed, and desolate.

The tagline is clean and simple: Romney is not the solution, he is the problem is memorable.

This is the muscular sort of ad that the Dims need to keep pounding Willard with. The Wingnuts do these sorts of ads better than we do, but this one is absolutely spot-on. It is the ad we will remember when this is all over.

Weak Tea

[We have] “put our considerable grassroots resources behind [Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barret, Scott Walker's opponent in the WI recall] – all of the Obama For America and state party resources. Our grassroots network is fully engaged. As a result, Barrett has a real opportunity to win.”

–Democratic National Committee chair Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)

Translation: We gave him a mailing list, a cheese sandwich, and a map.

Get the hook

For anybody that knows me, and that really knows my career, I’ve been an Independent Democrat for a long time, standing up on issues. And actually have been comfortable to say I disagree with the president…

–Cory Booker

Oh, for f***’s sake, Cory! You know who else is an Independent Democrat? Traitor Joe. Get off the national stage, you stupid, bleating, twatwaffle, your 15 minutes are up. Yeah, hitch your wagon to Lieberman’s star… Jeebus.

UPDATE 1: Eat a sack of lightly salted, poisoned rat dicks.

(Crooks and Liars)

Is this a joke?

This just in the email box:

Growing up, I’d get pretty excited about NASCAR races. And I still love them. That’s why I want to be the one to tell you that the folks planning the 2012 Democratic National Convention have figured out a way for you to show your support — on a NASCAR stock car.

The convention’s host committee is going to debut an official “Powered by the American People” car. And they want to put your name on it.

When you become a sponsor by donating just $5 or more, your name will appear on the car.

For me, this is a no-brainer. All you have to do is tell them how to spell your name, and you’re off.

Sponsor the “Powered by the American People” stock car.

Grassroots support is the only way this convention is going to be a success. The 2012 convention will be funded by supporters like you, not special interests, lobbyists or political action committees — and that’s why we’re not putting any corporate logos on the car. Just the names of folks like you who step up to make this happen.

The convention is going to kick off with a free Labor Day celebration at the Charlotte Motor Speedway, where everyone who comes out will see the official stock car.

Is your name going to be on it?


Let us know soon.


Jim Messina
Campaign Manager
Obama for America

A) I’m not a registered Dim and have not been one for more than a decade and B) NASCAR?!

One down… 99 to go

Ben Nelson announces his retirement.

“Public office is a place for public service, not personal profit. It’s about promoting the common good, not the agenda of the radical right or the radical left. It’s about fairness for all, not privileges for the few. And, it’s about protecting the rights of individuals, even if it angers the majority. I hope and believe I have fulfilled these principles to the best of my ability.”

To which I can only reply, “Thanks for the finger-f***, Superman.”


Why is K-Lo smiling?

If there’s one lesson everyone in President Carebear’s administration should have learned by now it is that trying to appease the nut jobbers, obstructionists, and Xristian Xrazies never works.

Anyway, on to today’s exhibit A for Appeasement: Kathleen Sebelius has just single-handedly restricted the morning-after pill Plan B One-Step from being sold over-the-counter. The FDA, after years of study wanted to make it available over the counter to anyone who needed it.

So in what world does it make sense to require a doctor’s prescription to receive emergency contraception? For it to be effective it must be taken as soon as possible after sex. Per the article, “Women who have unprotected intercourse have about 1 chance in 20 of becoming pregnant. Those who take Plan B within three days cut that risk to about 1 in 40.”

Plan B works by preventing ovulation, and it may also make the lining of the uterus less hospitable to a fertilized egg, and that is why the Xristian Xrazies are so opposed: their nutty belief that life begins at conception.

Sebelius overrode the FDA decision, which once again ensures that reproductive rights will remain a hotbed issue. And oh, the Xristian Xrazies will still not vote for Obama. This is one of the all-time, boneheaded mistakes made by a GOP-lite administration. You just f***ed up the brand, Obama. Good going.


Voting Away Our Democracy

Scissorheads -

If you want to see how your Senator voted on the amendment to the anti-American bill that Tex told us about, click here.

Remember, the amendment is the thing that would remove the ability of the government to hold us in indefinite detention, so voting for the amendment is a good thing; voting against the amendment is voting against the Constitution and Bill of Rights, essentially.

(US Senate: Legislation and Records)