Glen Beck’s Time of the Month

Free-range Conspiracy Theorist Glen Beck learns something:

Isn’t theocracy fun? Ladies are slut shamed if they do, sad if they don’t, and blamed if they don’t calf on command. Meanwhile dudes have a god-given Burpee seed factory.

Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Gov. Walker

He's a wall-eyed git, but he listens to voters named Koch.

He’s a wall-eyed git, but he listens to voters named Koch.

Abortion Bill Backed By Walker Would Let Fathers Sue For Emotional ‘Distress’

If I understand this correctly, the dude—regardless if he has an on-going relationship with the woman—can sue the physician for distress if the doctor gives his/her patient a safe, constitutionally protected abortion.

Nice to know that a rapist can sue for emotional distress.

Save the Date!

womanscreaming.jpgWoot-Woot! June 6 is Show The Pill Kills Day!

“The truth is the pill is killing babies, killing and crippling women, and tearing away at the very fabric of society—the family,” added Diller. “There is no end to the lies that are planted by population controllers to ensure every woman takes her daily dose of the death-dealing pill. We will refute the lies.”

I plan on having a lot of eggs and caviar to celebrate. Honest to blog, these people are Morlocks.

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Gov. Walker

"Where are the rabbits, George?"

“Where are the rabbits, George?”

Potential 2016 Goat Rodeo contender, and small gubmint fanboi Scott Walker—the wall-eyed git hired to enrich the Koch Brothers fortune in the midwest—gets giddy talking about the bill he signed that forces women to have the unneeded, intrusive and yet loving touch of an ultrasound wand before they can exercise their right to have a safe and legal abortion:

You know, because sticking big gubmint into a woman’s woo-ha is cool.

The Morning Quote

The GOP Healthcare Plan for Ladies

The GOP Healthcare Plan for Ladies

These Republicans are the Morlocks:

“After 20 weeks if you wanted to get an abortion you could go and say you were raped and you could have the abortion,” Bright said. “You wouldn’t be denied. There’s no police report.”

Bright also argued that, even in the case of a woman being sexually assaulted and immediately taken to a hospital, the fetus “had a right.”

Maybe it’s just me, but given the tender administrations of the police and prosecutors when a woman when reports a rape, why the f*** would she lie about it?

Somewhere Richard Mourdock is Smiling

Mommy's eyes and Daddy's thighs.

Mommy’s eyes and Daddy’s thighs.

“Obviously rape is awful, [but] what is beautiful is the child that could come from this.”

–WV Rep. Brian Kurcaba (R – Jeebusland), debating a law outlawing all abortions after 20 weeks.

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dr. Ablow?

Fox News resident psychological consultant (who may or may not be certified (!) and licensed to practice), Keith Ablow:

“You know, I’ve been outspoken on this. I think men should be able to veto women’s abortions if they’re willing to care for the child after it’s born.”

News From The Front Lines Of The War on Women

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This is what happens if you don’t take science classes, kids!

BOISE, Idaho — An Idaho lawmaker received a brief lesson on female anatomy after asking if a woman can swallow a small camera for doctors to conduct a remote gynecological exam.

The question Monday from Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri came as the House State Affairs Committee heard nearly three hours of testimony on a bill that would ban doctors from prescribing abortion-inducing medication through telemedicine.

Dr. Julie Madsen was testifying in opposition to the bill when Barbieri asked the question. Madsen replied that would be impossible because swallowed pills do not end up in the vagina.

“Fascinating. That makes sense,” Barbieri said, amid the crowd’s laughter.

Because We Love A GOP Apology

Hey guys, remember that time some Wingnut from West Virginia told us that rape babies are beautiful and that’s why women should carry them to term? (All together now: “Me Neither!”) — Well, Rep. Brian Kurcaba has apologized in the best good mannered way of Y’all Qaeda:

Kurcaba, a Republican from Monongalia, issued a statement Friday apologizing to “anyone who took my comments about the sanctity of human life to mean anything other than that all children are precious regardless of circumstances.”

Take that, sluts.

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

“Obviously rape is awful,” West Virginia Del. Brian Kurcaba (R) said during a committee hearing on a new abortion restriction, according to David Gutman, a Charleston Gazette reporter. “What is beautiful is the child that could come from this.”

(HuffPo)