Category Archives: Choice

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Petunia & Pals?

As you probably know by now, the Planned Parenthood videographers have been indicted for some aspect of their scheme by a grand jury in Texas (the indictment is still sealed, so no one knows what details it contains). That said, … Continue reading

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Dear: ‘I Am A Warrior For The Babies’

The ironically monikered Robert Lewis Dear, the alleged Planned Parenthood domestic terrorist, shouted that out during his hearing on Wednesday, which in retrospect probably was not the best strategic decision his attorney would want, but a martyr’s gotta do what … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid Is Served, Sen. Cruz

The Horses are Neighing Again The hi-pitched, nasal whine of Sen. Ted Cruz tells us that instead of overturning Roe v. Wade, let’s just give personhood to zygotes! So vagina-owning Americans, be prepared for manslaughter charges if you miscarry for … Continue reading

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About That (Alleged) #PlannedParenthood Domestic Terrorist…

You know, the dude with the luxuriant beard that The Stupidest Man on The Internet says is a leftist trans-woman? It seems Robert Lewis Dear is a would-be rapist, too. Color me shocked that a guy who committed violence against … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity – UPDATED

If you think Josh Feurstein looks familiar it might be because when he is not busy calling for terrorist attacks in the United States, he was the mastermind behind the latest Starbucks War on Christmas meme: the red coffee cups … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote: Rep. Marsha Blackburn

The Hill reports… “Instead of playing politics with this tragedy, maybe those on the left, like Senator Barbara Boxer, should actually take the time to read the resolution establishing the Select Investigative Panel on Infant Lives,” Blackburn said. “At no … Continue reading

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Own It, Republicans. Own It.

“After all these years and millions of babies that have gone to their death, violence is to be anticipated,” said Judie Brown, president of American Life League, in a phone interview with MSNBC. “Because it’s acceptable to violently kill a … Continue reading

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Carly Fiorina Releases Statement on Planned Parenthood Attack — Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) November 29, 2015 I didn’t even have to click to read the article. Somewhere Phyllis Schlafly is smiling.

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The Right to Life Ends at Birth

We’ve snarked before that death by gunfire is now so common in the United States that autopsies should start listing it as a natural cause. The news will focus on the shooting event while it is underway and then return … Continue reading

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The Quotable Ben Carson

“Someone has tried to make [Abortion] into an issue of women’s rights,” the GOP hopeful told the crowd. “What about the baby? You know, it’s one of the most sacred relationships in the universe, a mother and that child inside … Continue reading

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