Who Has Your Back?

spy-vs-spy1The Electronic Frontier Foundation has posted their list of major Internet companies and service providers and which ones are defending your privacy from the over-reach of the federal government spying on us.

The chart is handy, but the analysis is better. Read the whole thing.

Kick Tom Cotton More, Please.

(Hat tip: unindicted co-conspirator GRS)

The Derp Is Strong In This One

One of them is a dummy and the other is Charlie McCarthy.

One of them is a dummy and the other is Charlie McCarthy.

“It’s not nation-building. We are assisting them in building their nation,” Rubio said of his vision for Iraq.

Glad Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, could explain it so clearly for us.

(Business Insider)

The Evening Quote

NotChimpy and Chimpy

NotChimpy and Chimpy

“This is hard for me to be honest with you. I have to do the Heisman on my brother that I love, you know? This is not something I’m comfortable doing. But I’m my own person. I have my own life experience, and I will be successful if I’m a candidate when I share my heart and I talk about what I’ve done as governor of the state, where I cut taxes, reduced the state government workforce by 11 percent, moved the state to a AAA bond rating.”

NotChimpy, the Smart Bush®

Oh. Doing the Heisman. I mean, as far as I can tell.

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Grandpa Walnuts?

Poor Grandpa Walnuts, he stepped on his dick again:

The Morning Quote, The Stupid Party Edition (UPDATED)

Boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal

Boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal

“The problems we face in Iraq today I don’t think were because of President Bush’s strength, but rather have come about because of President Obama’s weakness.”

And that’s how boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal deflected the “parlor game” question of would he have invaded Iraq, after saying he would not answer a hypothetical question.

UPDATE 1: Bobby Jindal forming exploratory committee for White House run

UPDATE 2: Bobby Jindal Is Less Popular Than Even Barack Obama in Louisiana

Iraq Takes Its Toll

The Clusterf*** Continues!

NotChimpy and Chimpy

NotChimpy and Chimpy

Oh, Lawdy, The Smart Bush is clarifying his position AGAIN:

  1. He would have gone into Iraq knowing what we know today
  2. He misheard the question.
  3. Won’t answer the question because it would be “a disservice” to the troops who lost their lives. (The disservice was sending them there, Jeb.)
  4. “I would not have engaged. I would not have gone into Iraq.”

Jebbie just isn’t very good at this thing, politics, now is he?

News That Will Drive You To Drink

“I would have [authorized the invasion], and so would have Hillary Clinton, just to remind everybody. And so would almost everybody that was confronted with the intelligence they got,” Bush told Fox News’ Megyn Kelly in an interview scheduled to air Monday.

So sayeth NotChimpy, you know, the Bush who says that he is his own man.

(Hat tip: Heather at Crooks and Liars)

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Unless when you say ISIS is winning, what you really mean is ISIS is losing. What a poltroon.

Tom Cotton Separated at Birth

The 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Gov. Bush

NotChimpy and Chimpy

NotChimpy and Chimpy

“If you want to know who I listen to for advice, it’s [Chimpy],” [NotChimpy] Bush said Tuesday about Israel, according to The Post’s sources. (Business Insider)

Is there anyone out there who still thinks Jeb is The Smart Bush®?