Category Archives: Chimpy’s Crime Family

Who Mourns for ¡JEB!?

No one, it seems. Chimpy seems to have finally killed off the family franchise, as ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® is floundering in the shallow (as in Fiorina shallow) end of the 2016 Goat Rodeo in Iowa. It’s time to Old … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

In the post yesterday wherein Babs-the-Impaler makes a low-energy endorsement of her low-energy son ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®, we didn’t know that she also put a handwritten note into the campaign mailer: In the handwritten mailer also going out from … Continue reading

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Stratego for Grown-ups

I’m not at all trained in the so-called art of warfare. I missed out on the various gulf adventures that the Bush Crime Family inflicted on us, and so I know nothing of strategy except what I gleaned from watching … Continue reading

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Hey Freud!

“I am lost between the glory of Reagan — monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero — and the trials and tribulations of my sons.” — Former President George H.W. Bush Is there a term that’s sort of like the Oedipus … Continue reading

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I Didn’t Know That… (UPDATED)

…ThinkProgress did snark. Best. Sunday. Read. Ever. UPDATE 1: But it gets better: let’s watch Jake Tapper kick ¡JEB! in the oompa-loompas: UPDATE 2: ¡JEB!, who is not pathetic, is now fundraising off of Chimpy’s failure to protect us. .@JebBush … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

“As a Floridian, I’m a little disappointed, because he’s missing, like, 35 percent of his votes. And it’s just, kind of, like, dude, you know, either drop out or do something, but we’re paying you to do something, it ain’t … Continue reading

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¡JEB! Goes Trump, and How’s That Rebranding Workin’ For Ya Reince?

“Our message is one of hope and aspiration,” [¡JEB!] said at the East Cooper Republican Women’s Club annual Shrimp Dinner. “It isn’t one of division and get in line and we’ll take care of you with free stuff. Our message … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

If I were Faith 2 Action’s notoriously nutty Janet Porter, I wouldn’t be bragging that I threw the election to Chimpy McStagger back in 2000, even through Divine intervention (though I suspect it was probably intervention of a different sort). … Continue reading

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Your Claim Chowder Is Served

The Washington Examiner noticed the same thing we noticed: “Quinnipiac pollsters asked respondents a simple, open-ended question: “What is the first word that comes to mind when you think of Jeb Bush?” Quinnipiac published a table of all the responses … Continue reading

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The Return of Pickles

People Magazine (tastes great, less filling) tells us that Pickles Bush is a great big ol’ out doors gal, who has been hiking with some of her ol’ pals on a yearly outing: “We laugh the whole time we walk, … Continue reading

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