The Weak In Review…

…is up over at Liberland.

I cover the usual suspects, in the usual way. This week featuring secession, Huckabee, Cruz, the coming civil war, the need to fire-bomb Dallas, and I thanked Rand Paul from all of us.

Blogger Going Down!

From time to time we’ve tried to give our pal Jurassic Pork, proprietor of the venerable blog Welcome Back To Pottersville a boost when the wolf is at his door, huffing and puffing.

The wolf is back, and his lungs are in fine form.

If anyone can throw some love his way (or some money) it will be received with gratitude and will be well-used. The recession has hit a lot of us really hard, but those on the northside of 50 also face age discrimination and through no fault of their own have had a harder time crawling out of the 2008 hole than other demographics.

UPDATE – I’ve said it before: Scissorheads rule. Keep the luv going for JP, if you can.

It’s That Time Of The Month Again

blogging-addiction

We love our blogroll, and so monthly we link out to everyone on it.

Why, you ask? Because everyone likes getting some linky-luv now and then, and because it helps the owners of those blogs: Everytime a blog is linked, it increases something called Authority and it bubbles-up that blog a notch in the Google. It does NOT increase Mock, Paper, Scissors authority.

But we really do it because we love you! We believe that the smartest, funniest, and HOT DAMN! Sexiest blogs on the net are in our blogroll!

(Our blogroll policy is also pretty relaxed: if you include MPS in your blogroll, we will include you in ours. Our only caveat is that we will not include commerical sites. It’s just the way we roll. If you want to be in the blogroll, send a note to Tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com and include a link to your blog that has MPS listed in the blogroll.)

It’s That Time of The Month

blogging-addiction

One of the on-going pleasure of Mock, Paper, Scissors is to give our monthly shout-out to all the Scissorheads near and far. Why do we do it? Because we like you, we really like you!

Let’s be honest: everyone enjoys a little linky-love now and then, and also we understand that the more often a blog gets a link in a post, the higher up the Google rankings that blog travels. Your blog gains something called Authority (as in Cartman? Yes.), which means your blog is more likely to be “found” when someone does a search on a topic that you covered.

But mostly it’s about the luv. So, without further fuss, on to the links after the jump.

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The Sunday Talkies Post Is Up At Crooks And Liars

Meet David Gregory's hair

Meet David Gregory’s hair

All the usual lying toadies and minions have taken to the airwaves today, no doubt the flex their vocal cords on Ferguson, and to give their blah studies scholarship a good polish. Also, note that this is the first episode of Dancing with the Gregory since Disco Dave was fired. Politics Spice isn’t in the host seat yet, so they have Mrs. Alan Greenspan hosting.

Today is also my last post for this week at Crooks and Liars, too. I always feel a little sad when it is over, but this round-up week, we did include a fair number of Scissorheads. Good work, everyone!

The Sunday Talkies is Up at Crooks and Liars

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…and the thing I noticed right away is that The Three Amigos are fully represented: Grandpa Walnuts is on CNN, Kelly Ayotte (Orange is the New Lieberman) is on Bloomberg, and Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase is on Fox.

And speaking of Crooks and Liars, my week doing the Morning Round-Up starts tomorrow (Monday), so if you have read any good blog posts that you think deserve more attention or more likely, wrote one yourself (because Scissorheads rule), please send me a note to let me know: Tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com.

Modesty is for monks, you know. Blow your own horn, etc. While I cannot promise that all tips will be used, I can promise that I will read them all.

Running into the Wall

testing a wall

Sometimes you are the bug, and sometimes you are the windshield. Right now, our pal Jurassic Pork is definitely the bug.

If you can give some money to Jurassic Pork, now would be the time to do it; there’s a paypal button on his website. If you prefer (and don’t like PayPal and I cannot blame you if you do), you can buy his book, American Zen at Amazon.

Regular readers know I think the world of JP, he’s one of the best writing stylists on the internet with a voice that roars. I cannot begin to tell you how diminished I think we would be without Bob.

Before and After — from Freakout Nation

This is such a good post, I stole it legally:

Before and after shots: Republicans pleading for POW Bergdahl’s release, until Obama made made the deal (via FreakOutNation)

On Monday, half-term Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin scribbled on her Facebook page, “No, Mr. President, a soldier expressing horrid anti-American beliefs – even boldly putting them in writing and unabashedly firing off his messages while in uniform…


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It’s That Time Of The Month Again…

blogging-addiction

…in which we give a shout out to the MPS blogroll. Why do we do it, you ask? Because we always liked *YOU* best!

Actually, we recognize that everyone likes to be linked now and then, and because it increases your Google ranking and allegedly give you a bump in Technorati’s Authority (if anyone still uses that thing) the more often you are linked.

If you want to be included in the fun next month, all you need to do is to follow our blogroll guidelines: put MPS in your blogroll, and we will put your blog in ours (Caveat: commercial websites are NOT included).

And now, on to the links!

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Hey Reince, How’s That Rebranding Working? Texas Edition

Stolen from Juanita Jean’s

This is an opposition ad for Texas Gubinatorial Candidate Wendy Davis, presumably put up by supporters of Xristian Xrazie Greg Abbott. If you feel so compelled, please visit Juanita Jean’s where she lists various ways you can help; you don’t have to be in Texas, by the way.