Bad Ads, Cont.


Location, location, location is not just for real estate.

Also/too: much ado about nothing.

Bad Ads, Cont.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D, who has place settings for 8.)

Bad Ads, Cont.


I suspect Rod-the-Aussie puts it on down under. And I know you know what I mean.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Bad Ads, Cont.


Dude in the square cut feeling up dude in the dress whites who is about to karate chop him while watching some lady jack-knife into the concrete. What’s really going on here?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Bad Ads, Cont.


I’m not sure what this has to do with a Vespa.

(Hat tip Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, Cont.

Couldn't Keep A Job

I wonder if ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® knows about this?

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Don't call me babycakes unless you mean it.

Don’t call me babycakes unless you mean it.

The Million-Dollar Abortion Crowdfunding Campaign Was a Giant Publicity Stunt


I almost feel sorry for the fetus-fondling god-botherers. Almost.

(Imma classify this under Badvertising, too/also.)

Bad Ads, Cont.


Look out, you’re next!

I’m guessing it is an ad for Tupperware (and who knows if it is real?), but it cracked me up.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, Cont.

straight from the nut

Dude has been working too hard at getting some, uh, straight from his nut: look at his thumb!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Conservatives?

Bad Ads, Cont.

Wedding Bell Blues, Maggie Gallagher

Wedding Bell Blues, Maggie Gallagher

Not since unwed mother and founder of the National Organization for Marriage Maggie Gallagher’s auteur, ground-breaking work on the Gathering Storm anti-marriage equality ad have we seen an ad as ham-handed and out of step with american society as the conservative nonprofit group Catholic Vote’s new Not Alone ad:

Adweek reports:

“About halfway through this two-and-a-half-minute film from conservative nonprofit the Catholic Vote, its treacly, overly stylized message becomes clear. These Catholics are nervous about revealing their stance on same-sex marriage because they’re (spoiler alert!) against it.

“That stance is nothing new. And everyone is entitled to their opinion, as long as it doesn’t lead to legislation that discriminates. No, what’s galling about the ad is its appropriation of LGBTQ themes to marginalize LGBTQ people.

“The ad, with a straight face, position Catholics as a persecuted group for not having their message of intolerance (here blatantly recast as its opposite) widely accepted these days. It even plays like a coming-out video for Catholics who are afraid to take the “brave” step of voicing their objection to equality. That’s a pretty audacious tactic—disingenuous and disrespectful, to say the least.”

It takes some brass to try to reposition the institutional bigotry of conservative Catholics to be the victim of oppression. So where’s the mass movement to oppress and deny Catholics their rights?

But thankfully, as Adweek let’s us know, there is already a parody ad, Not Alone: