Bad Ads, Cont.

Law Suits

Well, here’s a class action suit that will a) be impossible to litigate and 2) bring absolutely pennies to the litigants if it were to be found in their favor. Maybe the firm is just trolling for dummies?

Bad Ads, Cont.

Hint: not you, buster.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal sends this along… not sure what the ad is for, but we need to rescue that kitty!)

Bad Ads, Cont.


Location, location, location is not just for real estate.

Also/too: much ado about nothing.

Bad Ads, Cont.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D, who has place settings for 8.)

Bad Ads, Cont.


I suspect Rod-the-Aussie puts it on down under. And I know you know what I mean.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Bad Ads, Cont.


Dude in the square cut feeling up dude in the dress whites who is about to karate chop him while watching some lady jack-knife into the concrete. What’s really going on here?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Bad Ads, Cont.


I’m not sure what this has to do with a Vespa.

(Hat tip Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, Cont.

Couldn't Keep A Job

I wonder if ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® knows about this?

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Don't call me babycakes unless you mean it.

Don’t call me babycakes unless you mean it.

The Million-Dollar Abortion Crowdfunding Campaign Was a Giant Publicity Stunt


I almost feel sorry for the fetus-fondling god-botherers. Almost.

(Imma classify this under Badvertising, too/also.)

Bad Ads, Cont.


Look out, you’re next!

I’m guessing it is an ad for Tupperware (and who knows if it is real?), but it cracked me up.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)