Bad Ads, Cont.

kick-ass pants

Great idea for an ad: show a white chuck-norris wannabe kicking a black dude in the oompa-loompas. Oh, and the lace-up pants have a gusset in the crotchoidal region, for those of us who are packing extra down there.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Big Bad Bald Bastard)

Bad Ads, Cont.

mr teazie weazie

Well, Mr. Teazie Weazie certainly loves the Early Prison Matron look for his clients, n’est-ce pas? Nice that they have the same eyebrows.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)