It is the end of the empire. Good.
It takes a special kind of mean to suggest public shaming like that, but maybe he should take it a step farther and require a Scarlet Letter be sewn on their clothes?
Yes, this is the gadget that you’ve always dreamed of: the self-cleaning cat box. As they say it runs continuously without disturbing Muffin, because she will be pooping in the back of your closet for the rest of her life, and I don’t blame her.
Booze and Bullets
For the ammosexual in your life: stainless steel whiskey chillers shaped like bullets. Yes, you can get them personalized.
The wireless remote control electric skateboard. It has a charge that will last 7 miles while zipping along at 22 MPH, and you don’t have to break a sweat or end up with one huge calf.
(Or for that matter, have any fun, or learn any skill, or get any exercise. Jeebus, this depresses me.)
Oh man, that sucks. I used to bring bubble wrap to the office, and hand it out during meetings when we were supposed to be brainstorming. I swear it worked, too. I bet a lot of people bought it just to pop (not just me, right?) and not to pack up stuff.