For when you regret not using birth control?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
You know that a guy must be behind this, right?
It is the end of the empire. Good.
It takes a special kind of mean to suggest public shaming like that, but maybe he should take it a step farther and require a Scarlet Letter be sewn on their clothes?
Yes, this is the gadget that you’ve always dreamed of: the self-cleaning cat box. As they say it runs continuously without disturbing Muffin, because she will be pooping in the back of your closet for the rest of her life, and I don’t blame her.
Booze and Bullets
For the ammosexual in your life: stainless steel whiskey chillers shaped like bullets. Yes, you can get them personalized.
The wireless remote control electric skateboard. It has a charge that will last 7 miles while zipping along at 22 MPH, and you don’t have to break a sweat or end up with one huge calf.
(Or for that matter, have any fun, or learn any skill, or get any exercise. Jeebus, this depresses me.)