This Exists

A dream come true: take pictures of yourself eating!

It is the end of the empire. Good.

Bad Ads, Cont.

Law Suits

Well, here’s a class action suit that will a) be impossible to litigate and 2) bring absolutely pennies to the litigants if it were to be found in their favor. Maybe the firm is just trolling for dummies?

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Lewiston Maine?

hoovervilles“Lewiston Mayor Robert Macdonald, a longtime critic of public assistance programs, wants to publicize the names and addresses of Mainers on welfare by creating an online registry of recipients.”

It takes a special kind of mean to suggest public shaming like that, but maybe he should take it a step farther and require a Scarlet Letter be sewn on their clothes?

(Portland Press Herald)

This Will Not End Well (Bad Ideas, cont.)

The self-cleaning cat box

Yes, this is the gadget that you’ve always dreamed of: the self-cleaning cat box. As they say it runs continuously without disturbing Muffin, because she will be pooping in the back of your closet for the rest of her life, and I don’t blame her.

This Exists (Bad Design)

I guess that’s why they are called shots?

Booze and Bullets

For the ammosexual in your life: stainless steel whiskey chillers shaped like bullets. Yes, you can get them personalized.

Bad Ideas, Cont. (This Exists)

Pumpkin Spice Oreos

It’s the end of The Empire.

This Exists

The wireless remote control electric skateboard. It has a charge that will last 7 miles while zipping along at 22 MPH, and you don’t have to break a sweat or end up with one huge calf.

(Or for that matter, have any fun, or learn any skill, or get any exercise. Jeebus, this depresses me.)

This Exists

Biohazard Rear Gear butt covers for your dog or cat

Bad Design, cont.

Bubble Wrap’s New Design Is Unpoppable

Oh man, that sucks. I used to bring bubble wrap to the office, and hand it out during meetings when we were supposed to be brainstorming. I swear it worked, too. I bet a lot of people bought it just to pop (not just me, right?) and not to pack up stuff.