Yes at last you can have the Force wash over you.
I hate to ask what the backside looks like.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
Well, given the drought I suppose every little bit helps?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
“When in doubt, stay at least one Bible Length Away.” — King James, I assume?
“Insert the Holy Spirit Here” — isn’t that how Mary got in trouble?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
The off-road toilet seat. Objects in mirror may be closer than you think.
(Hat tip: The Charm School Drop-Out)
I guess that’s why they are called shots?
Booze and Bullets
For the ammosexual in your life: stainless steel whiskey chillers shaped like bullets. Yes, you can get them personalized.
So. Californians can try to explain this to you, but it does indeed exist, and some claim to love the hot dogs from Tail of the Pup. But yeah, this is the stand.
The wireless remote control electric skateboard. It has a charge that will last 7 miles while zipping along at 22 MPH, and you don’t have to break a sweat or end up with one huge calf.
(Or for that matter, have any fun, or learn any skill, or get any exercise. Jeebus, this depresses me.)
“Gosh, I’d like to get the kids to brush their teeth on their own. I know! what if we get a puking cat toothpaste dispenser!“