This Exists

Darth Vader Showerhead

Yes at last you can have the Force wash over you.

Bad Ads, Cont.

man/mate briefs

I hate to ask what the backside looks like.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Bad Design, Cont.


Well, given the drought I suppose every little bit helps?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Dirty Dancing, Cont.

Dancing for Jeebus

“When in doubt, stay at least one Bible Length Away.” — King James, I assume?

“Insert the Holy Spirit Here” — isn’t that how Mary got in trouble?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

This Exists (Bad Design, Cont.)

off road toilet seat

The off-road toilet seat. Objects in mirror may be closer than you think.

(Hat tip: The Charm School Drop-Out)

This Exists (Bad Design)

I guess that’s why they are called shots?

Booze and Bullets

For the ammosexual in your life: stainless steel whiskey chillers shaped like bullets. Yes, you can get them personalized.

This Exists

Tail of the Pup//

So. Californians can try to explain this to you, but it does indeed exist, and some claim to love the hot dogs from Tail of the Pup. But yeah, this is the stand.

This Exists

The wireless remote control electric skateboard. It has a charge that will last 7 miles while zipping along at 22 MPH, and you don’t have to break a sweat or end up with one huge calf.

(Or for that matter, have any fun, or learn any skill, or get any exercise. Jeebus, this depresses me.)

This Exists (Bad Design)


“Gosh, I’d like to get the kids to brush their teeth on their own. I know! what if we get a puking cat toothpaste dispenser!

This Exists

A koozy for your birth control with a terrifying warning.