Category Archives: Adulterer

The Evening Quote

“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.” –Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future … Continue reading

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Great Ads, cont.

Wow. Just wow.

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Republicans, Run For Cover!

“Adultery website AshleyMadison.com has been hacked, potentially exposing names, addresses, and sexual preferences of millions of would-be cheaters just as the site’s owner was preparing to go public.” “Oh, crap,” David Vitter did not say while in the enfants aisle … Continue reading

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Your Bottomless Mug O’ Stupid

Yes, that is documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA dancing with his (allegedly) estranged wife Dixie—not making that up, by the way—on New Year’s Eve, published on Jan. 1, 2015. That’s a very strange prison sentence he … Continue reading

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Yet another prevarication from D’vorce D’Spousa

When last we left our hero, would-be bigamist and noted hunka burning love D’Vorce D’Spousa, he was introducing his also-married mistress as his fiancée before he had divorced his own wife, which of course raised some eyebrows at the Xristian … Continue reading

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Newticles’ Cosplay

Look who I found reading in my office today. #EllisisBack! pic.twitter.com/mdgeew8Bev — Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) September 26, 2013 Newticles and Calli are secret furries? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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The Midday Palate Cleanser

…and then he became California’s Gropenator.

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The Party of Personal Responsibility Salutes Pete Domenici

Here we go again, another GOP youthful indescretion… (Hubba-hubba! Pete Domenici ABC News) Statement by Pete Domenici More than 30 years ago, I fathered a child outside my marriage. The mother of that child made me pledge that we would … Continue reading

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South Carolina: Hotbed of Unbridled Lust

What is it about governors of the Palmetto state and adultery? First there was infamous amateur castanets player and Appalachian Trail hiking Governor Mark “Kiss Me South of the Border” Sanford with his Argentine firecracker lady, and now current governor … Continue reading

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Today in Infidelity

Another GOP rising star caught red-handed, if you know what I mean and I think you do: “Nebraska Lt. Gov. Rick Sheehy resigned Saturday after “breaking the public trust,” Gov. Dave Heineman said.” “The Omaha World-Herald reported that Sheehy resigned … Continue reading

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