Category Archives: 2016 Goat Rodeo
This is hilarious and yet so very painful h/t @Mike_hugs pic.twitter.com/7cvfWJzPD3 — Roqayah Chamseddine (@roqchams) February 4, 2016 Bet that was Babs-the-Impaler.
Bobby Jindal Endorses Marco Rubio For President Wow, the number of people that Jindall can bring to Rubio is probably about the number of teeth at trailer park get together.
When the dust settles, if it ever settles, Y’all Qaeda will always have benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! It’s their Watergate, regardless that there is no there there. To them benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! is a sacrament. Anyway, let’s listen in to Amateur … Continue reading
Martin Longman (aka Booman) writing at the Washington Monthly has a really powerful (and very pro-Sanders) piece up with the title of, The Tide Has Turned Against Clinton. It’s a pretty great read. I have not (yet) found one that … Continue reading
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures Yup. ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® is finally calling on his big brother Chimpy McStagger to campaign for him. Can’t imagine what could go wrong. And this is in addition to having Babs-the-Impaler hit the road, too/also: … Continue reading
Breaking Goat Rodeo News! Sweet Jeebus, this guy must be cursed: Former Gov. Sonny Perdue had been GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee’s most prominent backer in Georgia. In part, Perdue said last year, because he liked Huckabee’s mantra of “I’m … Continue reading
The Happy Hour News Briefs And so speaketh Student Council Preznint-for-Life Marco Rubio: [Obama is] Always pitting people against each other. Always. Look at today: he gave a speech at a mosque. Oh, you know, basically implying that America is … Continue reading
As we’ve all noted, the Iowa Caucuses are really not important. It’s a tiny state with very few delegates, profoundly unrepresentative of the make-up of the country (read: blindingly white, deeply theocratic) and even from the perspective of momentum, Momentum, … Continue reading
Frothy Santorum was on Morning Joe to give a ringing endorsement of Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, … Continue reading
Internationally renowned Hot Ham impresario Scott Walker, the failed 2016 Goat Rodeo contender from midwest Kochistan tells us his plan for better jobs and economy in his state: Addressing local officials from the Wisconsin Counties Association at a hotel in … Continue reading