Famous plagiarist, Ayn Rand Fanboi and Hair Club for Men most wanted list designate Sen. Aqua Buddha is probably running for Preznint in the 2016 Goat Rodeo!
At least according to his dad, anyway.
“I think [Rand Paul] probably will [run]. I mean, he’s been on TV hinting that he very well might,” the elder Paul said on “Erin Burnett OutFront.” “I kiddingly say the only advice I give him, he better be very careful. He’s doing well, he might get elected, and that’s a great burden and a major responsibility. But I think he’s doing quite well.”
Boy Exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby “Bubba” Jindal has gone from hated to merely loathed:
The outlook for Gov. Bobby Jindal also improved in the poll. His 42 percent approval rating, while still low, represented a nearly four point increase over his April 2013 numbers. It also contradicted numbers released in August by Public Policy Polling that showed the governor’s approval rating down at 28 percent.
The 2016 Goat Rodeo has a new rider!
Julie Brown – Girl Fight Tonight
There is a vibration in The Force as The New Republic puts a purely speculative essay up about how there is a populist movement that wants Sen. Elizabeth Warren to run against Hillary Clinton for the 2016 Goat Rodeo nomination.
Can we just stop this, please?
Near the end of the piece, the author notes that Sen. Warren signed a letter urging Clinton to run. So,this is just another weird attempt to create a controversy between two strong women where none exists. It damages and discredits not just both of those women, but all women. Would such a breathless article be written if the subjects were both men?
I still don’t think that high-pitched bitch squealer Ted Cruz is going to enter the 2016 Goat Rodeo. I think this is just another grift to get the rubes to donate.
…released their list of invited and confirmed speakers.
The list is fascinating not for just who they actually included, but also for who is missing. Bear in mind one of these paste-eating, mouth-breathing Elmer Gantry wannabes is likely to be the GOP nominee for the 2016 Goat Rodeo.
(Right Wing Watch)
D.R.E.A.M.er Senator Ted Cruz says that instead of bombing the bejeebus out of Syria, we should be investigating benghazi, Benghazi, BENGHAZI!
Keep f***ing that chicken, Ted. Sooner or later, your testicles will descend.
Bueños snowshoes, amebas! Qué pasta? (My messican is as good as Ted Cruz, K-tell?)
Did you know that Canadastan is the 51st State, It’s true! Some genuine American Patriot in Texas studied the Constitution and says that bi-national high-pitched blowhard Ted Cruz is going to be the next Preznint, for white Jeebus!
From The Hill:
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) will serve as the lead sponsor of a Senate bill that would ban abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy, according to reports Tuesday.
The bill mirrors controversial legislation currently being debated in the Texas state legislature, which has drawn a 13-hour protest from Democrats there and thousands of abortion-rights protestors to Austin. A similar bill passed the U.S. House last month.
So again, I have to ask: How’s that rebranding working for ya, GOP?
For Democrats, there is no fallback: It’s Hillary Clinton or probably a long bout of depression ahead of 2016.
What if Batman decides to run? Well, Politico, what if?
God, it’s more than three years away and there’s loads of other candidates. Can we stop this nonsense now?
Newt Gingrich isn’t ruling out a 2016 presidential run.
“I don’t rule it out, but we’re not spending any energy on it,” Gingrich told reporters this morning at a National Review briefing on Capitol Hill.
Grifters gotta grift, and Callista needs a new bauble. Tiffany and Co. stock should recover soon.