Famous plagiarist, immigrant-dodging land-speed record holder and shag-carpet topped SEN. RAND PAUL, tells us that the first executive order that he would sign would repeal all previous executive orders:
During a talk with the New Hampshire chapter of Generation Opportunity (a millennial-focused group best known for using a creepy Uncle Sam mascot to convince people not to enroll in Obamacare) a young man asked Paul if he would repeal any executive orders. “I think the first executive order that I would issue would be to repeal all previous executive orders,” Paul said, according to Breitbart. He continued:
“Democracy is messy, but you have to build consensus to pass things. But it’s also in some ways good, because a lot of laws take away your freedom. So it should be hard to pass a law. And it, frankly, when you do it the proper way, is.”
Which of course led to the perpetual walking back by his staff:
Late Friday, the senator’s office walked this back a bit, suggesting Paul was speaking with a rhetorical flourish at the event. “It was not meant to be taken literally,” an aide said.
Which is fine because nothing that Aqua Buddha says should be taken literally. Flip meets Flop, as always.
So, in addition to taking back all of the Executive Orders thus far (including Thomas Jefferson’s order for the Lewis and Clark expedition, The Emancipation Proclamation, and integrating the armed services), what else does Schröedinger’s Candidate utopia look like?
So what is that utopia, in Paul’s mind? His friend said it would look like 1792, with the government that existed just after the Constitution was ratified.
Well, I guess a powdered wig would be an improvement for Paul.