Category Archives: 1%-ers

Cry Me A F***ing River, Paul Ryan

Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan explains to us why it is that members of Congress deserve work-life balance, well him anyway, but the rest of us don’t: Personally, I want my representative to be exactly like the rest of us: in … Continue reading

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Your 3-Martini Stupid is Served, Huckabee

Well, Uncle Sugar hisself has gone and done it: he’s advocating for a return to slavery, you know, for poor people: He was also about one heart-beat away from hit, but now he’s right there. Y’all Qaeda salutes you, and … Continue reading

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The Quotable Kasich

This guy is a buffoon: “[Kasich] asked audience members to raise their hands if they were far from receiving Social Security, asked them if they knew yet what their initial benefit would be and then asked them if they would … Continue reading

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And Now A Word From Bryan Fischer

The Book of Goldman Sachs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks wants to remind us all that Jeebus Was Not A Socialist: “Rumors continue to persist that Jesus was a socialist, despite all the evidence to the contrary. For instance, he … Continue reading

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This Exists

The Submarine Sports Car, and it can be yours for a cool $2M Ameros. “This is the only car that navigates underwater realms as easily as it cruises across land. Inspired by the submarine Lotus driven by James Bond in … Continue reading

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Granny-Starving for Speed and Accuracy

In which we learn that the solution to structural poverty is to starve the Poors. Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Let’s meet Roger Ver. Ver is the fiercely libertarian Bitcoin bazillionaire who has renounced his citizenship over taxes and moved to his new island home of the Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis in the West Indies. Went Galt and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

“This is the Democratic party’s new version of slavery to me. I am a believer in the American dream. But as long as you are told where you have to live, what you have to eat, what you have to … Continue reading

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Methinks the Senator Doth Complain Too Much

“The plight of uninsured Americans and the hardships caused by unfair insurance company practices certainly needed to be addressed, but it was not the change we were hired to make. Americans were crying out for the end to the recession, … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee

Obama Is “The Most Racist President There Has Ever Been In America” Bueller? Anyone?

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