Granny-Starving for Speed and Accuracy

One wonders why the GOP’s solution to everything is always starve the Poors and give the cruel benefits of starving them to the wealthy, such as the fabulously wealthy family of zombie-eyed granny-starter Paul Ryan (Ryan Industries of Janesville OH).

These people would be honored to tell Oliver Twist he cannot have more soup.

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Let’s meet Roger Ver. Ver is the fiercely libertarian Bitcoin bazillionaire who has renounced his citizenship over taxes and moved to his new island home of the Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis in the West Indies. Went Galt and all that, dontcha know, and has urged his fellow libertarian gazillionaires to follow his example.

Ver also wants to come back to the US—at his will—to attend business events, and has discovered to his chagrin that he is not welcome; he has not been gone long enough to establish real connections in his new land, and given his exodus over taxes, it seems likely that he might stay as a tax-free, illegal alien (or something), so his visa application was denied.

So being wealthy, privileged, with a great sense of entitlement, he’s started a Twitter PR campaign that can only be described as bizarre and whining, what with diatribes and Darth Vader imagery:

Ver cannot appeal the decision, but he can apply again. Like all the other little people.

News That Will Drive You To Drink

“This is the Democratic party’s new version of slavery to me. I am a believer in the American dream. But as long as you are told where you have to live, what you have to eat, what you have to wear, where you have to go to school, you will never know the true meaning of expression. And, the power and value of self achievement. You’ll never know what that is.”

–Fox News host (and former Clueless star) Stacey Dash responding to the news that 65 percent of US children live in households who receive public assistance in the form of food stamps, Medicaid, and the national school lunch program. If you were a good American, you should just hurry up and die instead of use resources that Stacey would use for other purposes.

Methinks the Senator Doth Complain Too Much


“The plight of uninsured Americans and the hardships caused by unfair insurance company practices certainly needed to be addressed, but it was not the change we were hired to make. Americans were crying out for the end to the recession, for better wages and more jobs, not changes in health care.”

–Wall St. Waterboy Chuck Schumer

So, let’s follow Molly Ivin’s advice and look at Schumer’s record on the stimulus. Kinda looks like you were the guy who pushed to low-ball-it pal. And look at that, you were the guy who pushed to have Timothy Geitner as the Treasury Secretary.

Sorry, Chuck. But thanks for playing our game.

Bigger question: why is it that a small blog like this on can look-up Schumer’s record on the Google and the media cannot?

Some Stupid For Your Coffee

Obama Is “The Most Racist President There Has Ever Been In America”

Bueller? Anyone?

The Remora Of Wall Street

Brother Charlie Pierce writing in Esquire tells us today about Clinton and Warren in The Antifreeze Chronicles (“Things in Politico That Make Me Want to Drink Antifreeze”), and while he makes a good point about the horse-race nature of Politico’s writing, I think he missed out on the larger story.

Anyway, as I said, this entire piece is based on the fanciful notion that SPW’s [Senator Professor Warren] ferocious campaign against the plutocrats is putting her crossways with Clinton.

And Brother Pierce goes on to correct much of the record, which is good.

But when I go to the news accounts, wherein Hillz rallies for Martha Coakley (who is running for governor of Massachusetts), I find things I both like and hate. It is not a secret that most progressives find themselves yearning for Senator Professor Warren to run against Hillz in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, and of course the press would love to have a battle royale, or as Charlie puts it, a cat fight.

Anyway, Clinton asks the Coakley audience:

“Why, after women have contributed so much to our economy, some people still act like it’s 1955. Isn’t it amazing that we’re still debating that women deserve equal pay for equal work?”

Which is a good point, and one that belies the notion that Clinton is Remora-like, sucked onto the belly of Wall Street.

And then Clinton said what everyone is now saying is the proof that she is striking a populist note:

“Don’t let anybody tell you,” she said at the time, “that, you know, it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.” She was speaking at a rally in Boston with Senator Elizabeth Warren on behalf of Martha Coakley, the Democratic candidate for governor in Massachusetts.

The comment was quickly criticized by Republicans who likened the remark to President Obama’s “You didn’t build that” line during the 2012 campaign.

The pushback from the right was such that Clinton felt the need to explain it days later, lest Y’all Qaeda’s 2016 Convention is a repeat of the willingly stupid You Didn’t Build That theme of 2012. That sucking sound you hear? It is the Remora attaching itself to the belly of Wall Street:

“I short-handed this point the other day, so let me be absolutely clear about what I’ve been saying for a couple decades,” she said.

“Our economy grows when businesses and entrepreneurs create good-paying jobs here in an America where workers and families are empowered to build from the bottom up and the middle out,” she said, “not when we hand out tax breaks for corporations that outsource jobs or stash their profits overseas.”

And this is where I have to put on the brakes, and pull the car over to the side of the road and tell Hillary to get out.

Jobs are not created by plutocrats sprinkling magical dust because they feel beneficent today. Jobs are made from demand from consumers who want and need things. Entrepreneurs are made when the little guy opens a bakery down the street, scraping together a loan from his parents and hopefully a bank.

When Wingnuttia talks about businesses and entrepreneurs they mean Walmart and the Koch Brothers and their ilk sprinkling magical Ayn Rand ashes on everything.

So when Hillz said that job creation is a the result of businesses and entrepreneurs (Walmart and the Kochs), she is essentially agreeing with the Wingnuts.

It’s freaking infuriating watching Clinton triangulate away from one of the most populist arguments—that the economy is built by everyone, not just the Galts of Wingnuttia’s fever dreams.

Starting next week, Clinton has two years to explain this idea (elegantly, to use her words). She need to do it without apologizing, and if Fox News comes at her (as they surely will) calling her remarks Class Warfare, she need to embrace it and not run away from it. We are in a class war, and the 1% are waging and winning it. And if Hillz cannot make the case of class warfare, and if she cannot/will not promise to do something about it, she’s not going to win liberal voters.

Want Some Stupid For Your Coffee, Erick?

“If you’re a 30-something-year-old person and you’re making minimum wage you’ve probably failed at life.”

–Our old pal Erick Erickson who not only tells you to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, but gives you a deadline to do it.

Word Salad from D’Vorce D’Spousa

“I think the progressive attack always pretends to be against the 1 percent, and it’s against the immigrants because when you look at this critique, you stole the country from the Indians,” he said. “You stole half of Mexico in the Mexican war. Wait a minute, that wasn’t the top 1 percent. And they were living in handsome mansions and cottages, and it’s poor settlers who went out West and they defeated the Indians and the Mexican war.”

–Convicted confessed felon, auteur, and would-be bigamist Dinesh D’Souza showing us again why he is considered an intellectual giant on the Right.

GOP: Job Creators for Comdey Troupes

What could possibly go wrong (or right?) with an idea like this?

The Koch brothers were recently criticized — which they hate — for a series of misleading anti-Obamacare ads, so actors with morals or political qualms probably shouldn’t bother. For the soulless, this should be tons of fun:
Client: Firefly Millward Brown
Business: Research Company
Project: Still being developed: Koch Industries wants to identify current and emerging social and economic issues and the underlying emotional drivers and motivations behind them. This research project will take a cross-section of people, ask questions, and then based on the answers, the improvisers will perform scenes.
Dates: Either the week of 4/21 or 4/28
Talent Needed:
One Team Leader
Four-Five Additional Team Members
One Note Taker
One Videographer

Can mimes apply? (h/t Krugman)

The Kristallnacht of the 1% Continues!

For having all the money in the world, the 1%ers sure do whine a lot. Anyway, today’s persecution complex exhibit A is brought to us by The Wall Street Journal (again), and features the Perils of the Koch Brothers. Yes, Charles wrote an editorial about how put-upon the wealthy are, specifically himself and his brother:


[T]he fundamental concepts of dignity, respect, equality before the law and personal freedom are under attack by the nation’s own government. That’s why, if we want to restore a free society and create greater well-being and opportunity for all Americans, we have no choice but to fight for those principles.

We have no choice but to fight for those principles, well that takes balls for him to say. But here’s the passage (after the self-congratulatory clap-trap) that sings out:

Instead of fostering a system that enables people to help themselves, America is now saddled with a system that destroys value, raises costs, hinders innovation and relegates millions of citizens to a life of poverty, dependency and hopelessness. This is what happens when elected officials believe that people’s lives are better run by politicians and regulators than by the people themselves. Those in power fail to see that more government means less liberty, and liberty is the essence of what it means to be American. Love of liberty is the American ideal.

So, in other words, accountability is un-American, the wealthy are morally superior, and we serfs should know our place and surrender unto the wealthy’s tender embrace.

Historians say that the French Aristocracy never saw The Terror coming. Just sayin’, Charlie.