12 thoughts on “Bad Ideas, cont.

  1. “Featuring The Industry’s Only Quick-Release Attachment Arm!” Wow. There was/is a whole industry around this great tool?? Also, too, the Kleen Stride™®© has a 25% wider path! (Than what? A raccoon’s butt?)

  2. Duh, of course it’s a two pack, a one pack would just be ridiculous…

    Now this shit would only work if you were shuffling along. If you pick up your feet when you walk, it would just look stupid…

    Even if you were just shuffling along, every time you pick up your foot to move it forward, you would leave a little pile of debris for someone else to step in…

    Why not run a catheter tube down his leg so he can also spray the sidewalk as he shuffles along…

    Hey, at least you won’t step in dog poop…

    Please remove stupid broom attachments before you try to run and catch that bus…

    Coming soon, a shovel attachment for snow shoveling, and a rotary blade for grass cutting (and hedge trimming, if you can jump), and a ten foot pole for awkward social encounters…

Go ahead, Punk, make my day

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