Wingnuttia buys lemonade from Big Gulp Rubio

When life gives you lemons, as they say…

Marco Rubio has raised $100,000 by selling water bottles following his Big Gulp moment in the rebuttal to The Kenyan Usurper’s SOTU.

A source close to Rubio tells BuzzFeed that the water bottles, which were sold on the senator’s PAC website to anyone who makes a donation of $25 or more, sold like hotcakes. In the period since they went on sale Wednesday, more than 3,100 of the PAC’s “Marco Rubio Water Bottles” have been sold.

“Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you…he hydrates you too,” the donation page reads.

But on the bright side, I guess this proves that not only liberals noticed it, as was claimed by Wingnuttia.

(BuzzFeed)

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0 Responses to Wingnuttia buys lemonade from Big Gulp Rubio

  1. Capt. Bat Guano says:

    No one knows how to celebrate fail like the Goopers.

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  2. I am surprised he came up with the grift before the Snowbilly did.

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  3. Roket says:

    There is no greater inspiration than a sweating, cottonmouthed nervous nelly, you betcha. And most inspiring to Latino’s is the fact that all a Cuban has to do is touch a Florida beach with their pinky toe to become an American citizen. Excellent choice for a token.

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  4. lambchop says:

    Some people will drink anything.

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  5. grs says:

    Bah. Welfare circuit stuff. Come on – who is lining up for a water bottle branded by a politician during non-campaign season?

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    “Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you…he hydrates you too,” the donation page reads.

    It sends me the message they’re a bunch of sheep with $25.00 to waste.

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