Endorsements!

The Vatican’s head exorcist thanked Bennie-the-Rat for giving the devil-fighting profession a hands-up during his papacy:

“Benedict held an audience with exorcists from all over the world and welcomed us with words of great, great encouragement,” Gabriel Amorth, devil fighter for the diocese of Rome for 27 years, said late on Friday in an interview with Italian religious channel TV2000.

“He has continued to encourage us. The Pope has done a lot to revise procedures… and given us powerful prayers that serve to exorcise,” said Amorth.

“People go to wizards, to fortune-tellers, to those who call themselves exorcists… it’s become a problem, because when someone wants an exorcist, there aren’t very many and they are ill prepared,” he said.

Indeed, where does one go to find a qualified wizard these days?

(Raw Story)

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0 Responses to Endorsements!

  1. Capt. Bat Guano says:

    Vatican approved exorcism, except no substitutes! Look for the Good House Keeping Seal.

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  2. Capt. Bat Guano says:

    Damnit accept no substitutes. Edit option????

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  3. M. Bouffant says:

    Sweet Blood of Jesus.

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  4. Just go to any GOP campaign office in the South and they will direct you to some grand wizards.

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  5. grs says:

    “People go to wizards, to fortune-tellers, to those who call themselves exorcists… it’s become a problem, because when someone wants an exorcist, there aren’t very many and they are ill prepared,” he said.

    Jindal, I believe someone is looking in your direction.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    Don’t be giving Pyush a hard time. Every exorcist has a First Time.

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